Idiots wity whom you have played

>>some douche asks "Are you slurping some cock?"
>Not immediately firing back with "Nah man, that's your mother you're hearing"

NGMI

You forgot the part where you became a huge faggot and started sucking hobos for booze.
Might aswell become a tranny at that point.

Sounds based. He was putting up with some faggot who didn't mute himself while slurping up fucking noodles, making everybody have to listen to it and probably got annoyed, but made fun of it in a joking way instead of telling you to fuck off eating noodles and annoying everybody

reminder there are nerds like this and this is not a troll thread

LOOK IT'S COCKSLURPER HAHAHAHAHA

Which side of the nerds are you talking about?

cockslurpers obviously

>thin skinned fag
>didn't shit talk back
yep you are a clockslurper

>some douche asks "Are you slurping some cock?"
>Yes, I am.
>*slurps louder and starts burping into the mic*

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>if you don't act like an asshole online you are weak
It's the opposite really.

>eating with an open mic
>can’t handle the Bantz
You’re just a gigantic cock slurping faggot, turns out.

whatever cock muncher enjoy seething in silence

letting yourself be abused is the definition of weak, cockslurper

I would normally call you a faggot, but i only joke like this with my close friends who i have known for 10+ years. If a random fag tries to be funny like that then fuck him, and tell your friend to go fuck himself

>nah thats probably your mom you're hearing

bruh how new are you to life?

>yeah but it's my own

My mom has a cock? That means you're gay!

I can't be abused online. I can just leave. Choosing to engage in a pointless fight is something only a mentally weak person would waste their energy on.

Basically this.
Everyone who's saying "just shittalk back bro!" never played against the random shitheads who try too hard to be funny. Every time I shit talked them back they just double down and start getting really angry, ruining the game for everyone.
The situation in the OP just means that OP is the bottom bitch of the friend circle, and at that point I'd play alone too.

you need to banter back or you'll have people walk all over you
that's just social darwinism, there will always be a target within social groups, its up to you to not be that target or to learn to deal with it
Reminds me of an old thread/greentext on a /fit/ where a guy was a party trying to chat up girls when he was "picked on" by a "beta" who was making fun of how muscular he was.
Rather than try and turn the joke around, play it off cooly, take it as a compliment even, or otherwise NOT be a complete retard... The guy decides to try and escalate it into a physical confrontation and everyone at the party (naturally) sees him as complete socially inept tool and he gets kicked out.
And then he goes and posts on /fit/ wondering why these normies all turned on him when he was "being alpha" and wondering what when wrong. He completely misunderstood basic human interaction, just like how you did.
People will always be doing stuff like this man, you roll with it and don't show your insecurities or you will be eaten alive.
Any of these would work:
It's really not that hard and I'm sorry if you're unable to see that.

Based and milf-pilled

lmao nigga just leaving friend because they said thing online

well were you sucking cock fag

lol
little fag
your a cockslurper and you know it
slurp your "noodles" (cocks) all at once mother fucker
queer
hahaahahahahahhaahahahhahahah

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what does this have to do with cockslurping

NICE BLOG POST FAGGOT
KILL YOUR

not every social interaction is a dark forest senario user, you sound like you spend a lot of time in hostile communities or groups
bants with the lads can be a good time but if it's literally turning into social survival of the fittest you can literally just leave and not engage in that school yard level pageantry, honestly letting it just fester is how people fail to grow up and mature and fail to understand how being a shithead at random people in group situations sometimes leaves them worse off

now this is how you deal with insecure little faggolas

Not everyone is in the mood for bants 100% of the time. If you want to play alone with no one annoying you that’s valid

Yeah but this is not some "literally survival of the fittest" thing here either user.
Dude literally made one (1) comment about sucking dick and his night was ruined? Like really?
You wanna talk about growing up and maturing, how about not letting mere words of a random individual effect you? Like seriously.
Why does someone else's opinion of you have to dictate your reality? Have some tougher skin, don't give a shit about what other's think of you
Especially if it is literally some children-tier shit like "oh it sounds like your sucking dick over the mic haha". Like that is playground mode "you're gay" elementary tier shit.
Would (or should) a grown ass man care about something like that? No.
It isn't a personal attack in fact it is literally so beneath you that it shouldn't be on your radar. And the minimum effort of sending some bants back is not that hard.

can't take the banter weak mental skill issue -2 L + ratio

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He never said that his night was ruined. He just said that he went to do something else after the people would not change their ways. It sounds like YOU are feeling invalidated here when people don't play your "whos the man" game and leave you.

Should've muted your mic when you eat you obnoxious fucking faggot, you deserved to be bullied. You sound like a pathetic little pussy who will die alone blaming everyone else for your massive character flaws and lack of regard for other people.

if you're not in the mood for bants then don't join the voice chat and just play in silence you insecure faggot

He left the game to play alone, and then made a post on Yea Forums dude. The fuck do you think happened?
>It sounds like YOU are feeling invalidated here when people don't play your "whos the man" game and leave you.
Why are you projecting this hard?
Are you actually OP?

>being this triggered over not being able to randomly insult people
Look in the mirror

>valid
Back to where you come from redditoid nigger

>hurhur just banter back bro! like me! everyone loves me and my witty quicky bantz! life is a contest and if youre not slurpin, youre burpin!
I can't describe the experience of actually interacting with people who constantly need to try and make a joke response to everything. It's annoying as shit and really embarrassing after some time. I'm glad OP left the group, it sounds fucking cancerous.

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yea I looked in the mirror and saw a beautiful tall handsome man (me) fucking your mother raw.

now what my liege?

Haha yeah
I'm his friend but you're right he is a cockslurper
I can't believe he blogged about it! Haha

No really I often leave when I am not feeling like it. I go play something else or go eat, outside, or well whatever. And then when I come back I get asked if I had fun. It's a loaded question of course that implies that I must have felt miserable. Like if you're not enjoying whatever you are doing you can just quit and do something else. You don't need to force yourself to do it and let the hatred fill you. You are not less of a man if you do that.

lmao this dude got roasted and never bounced back fr fr ong

>>>some douche asks "Are you slurping some cock?"
Yes, I am.

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Except it wasn't a quick joke that they laughed at for a few seconds and forgot about, they kept on it. He could have had a comeback but that is some high school shit and he's not obligated to deal with it.

>Literally asmr slurping noises like a faggot
>get called out
>faggots out

Why the fuck would you take that? I get if in rl you'd be scared to respond, but online? Just reply in kind. Something like "you know a lot about slurping cocks?"

It's much easier to deal with irl actually. You just give them this look and they will feel like idiots and shameful.

Don't take any advice you see in this thread.

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Well I'm sorry that that happens to you man. That's kinda odd and it sounds like you must be the default target for your friend group if they're asking if actually asking you if you had fun?
That doesn't sound like bants that sounds like insecure cringe losers who are using your as a scapegoat to emotionally boost themselves
I mean in that circumstance, yeah, maybe find a new group to be with?
But all the same... try not to let other people's opinions of you effect who you are.
Ask yourself what type of person is saying these things to you. It's cathartic when you understand that the person picking on you is actually projecting their own insecurities and their opinion comes from a place of deep self-hatred.

Ok big man so what should you do?

Not ask Yea Forums for advice.

Slurp some cock.

Good posts
Bants are for friends and a lot of kids playing online games don't understand that.
I remember back in the TF2 days being in a group that had a community server and we'd fuck with each other, but invariably some new kid would show up and start trying to match the banter without first getting to know anyone and they'd get cursed out or kicked

Sounds like you’re no fun user

What other word should he use? Enemy? If he said enemy there then you would have said "are you surprised your enemy would do that?"

There is no way to phrase the sentence to accomodate your criticism

alright, you heard him pack it up and ask reddit instead cockslurper

Yea it's fine I hang out with them way less now and the quality of life is actually better and my health too.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will leave emotional scars that never heal