Sonic the Hedgehog. One of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up.
Sonic the Hedgehog. One of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up
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I miss short leg sonic
modern sex symbol
>arms
but seriously why did this franchise attract so many autists
He can run at sound speed, take out enemies in a flash, and best of all, he's blue colored and knows how to handle the females.
Before this shit thread dies, does anyone have the cursed sonic totem picture
Mario is sexier, honestly.
at least post the real one op
Females the size of average human mothers are the best
Speaking of females, the Sonic universe might also be classified as "Hot Chick Heaven" because there's such a mess of very beautiful and tough women that it will make you love the franchise even more!
I wouldn't call Vanilla average size, isn't she a bit smaller than that?
blaze the cat
Concept art blaze in the poncho is better though.
ball hand sonic is best sonic
biggest autism magnet on the planet
warm, steamy, heated sex with blaze!
One word: Pyrokinesis. How would you like to have that superpower? I mean Blaze could play around in the Himalayas for hours and she would be perfectly fine! Also, 45 degree ponytail makes her look like a Native American. I really like the fact that her love interest is the telekinetic hedgehog Silver. The combination of mind-moving and fire superpowers make these two a reliable couple. But what really lands Blaze in the #4 spot is that her attitudes apparently more different from the other females.
>Metal JOBnic
ENTER
HES THE BLUE DUDE WITH THE ‘TUDE
>shows up once
>is destroyed
>never shows up again, presumably deemed a failure
Unironically below Motobug
Based. Is it feasible ((they)) release a Sonic Advance Collection soon?
stuck in copyright hell
Metal Sonic
>Steals muh waifu and projections
>A race with shitty rap music (Based racist USA for changing it)
>2 boss themes only because based racist USA didn't like rap music in-game
>In a spinoff game as his debut
Mecha Sonic
>A boss fight in Eggman's machines. The wrecking ball from Sonic 1, and the metropolis zone boss from Sonic 2
>A boss one-to-one with Sonic and tails
>Sonic 3 boss theme which is already kino
>The FINAL boss with knuckles
>Literally kills the main antagonist eggman robot that has been antagonist knuckles for his boss intro
>Final boss theme from Sonic 3
>2nd phase fight with doomsday zone music
>Literally goes super
>3 boss themes
>In a main installment game for his debut
It is clear who the winner is
Thank you user.
Why is Blaze literally the only good post-classic character that Sonic Team has ever created?
>rap music
its new jack swing
>rap music
Ah yes the iconic rap music "AAHUUEHEEEH"
>Yea Forums is still this retarded
Mecha Sonic
>too weak to do anything on his own, has to use old eggman machines to fight
>only able to be a threat with the use of the master emerald
>jobs to sonic hard enough that he has to settle for a literal brainlet
>only confirmed kill is a singular eggrobo
>scrapped after one appearance
Motobug
>sonic's oldest and greatest foe
>has killed millions
>showed up in dozens of games
>so successful he's become a staple of the eggman empire, even after redesigns like in forces
>shown to be able to keep up with Sonic without any emeralds
>personal steed of Heavy Rider
>beloved by all
Kneel.
She debuted in a 2D game thus inherently had to play like a classic character instead of a slow as fuck 3D character who's gameplay would have been based on throwing fireballs or something instead of racing and platforming. Plus cute girl.
Man, go back and listen to Stardust Speedway Bad Future JP. The only vocals are some guy in the background doing a weird chant. I'd hardly call that 'rap'.
>apparently more different from the other females
What a line.
Because Dimps created her.
Yeah, OP already speak the based truth. What we have to arguing about?
Metal Sonic showed up in the real Sonic fighting game and had the best theme of all time eat my ass mechacucks
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Number 10: Try this question on for size. Who chases and hugs Sonic all the time and wields a powerful hammer? Why it's Amy Rose of course! Though more of a cutie than a hottie, you can't deny the fact that she's still attractive. Two things that make her attractive are the fact that she wears a dress, and when have you ever seen 3 big, very smooth arcs of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't! So once again, Amy Rose is lovely; that is until she goes berserk and starts hitting stuff with her hammer.
Guptill was a true visionary.
She's not. Rouge, Shadow, Tikal are all unironically better.
Blaze is absolutely better than Rouge and Tikal
>tfw we will never see Wave the Swallow take wing
Guptil's descriptions of women are very surface level, like uniquely surface level.
Yeah
Which one?
Bros, is there anything better than a female with cascading quills?
How can anyone be this autistic?
Adventure 2, Shadow, and going to Gamecube.
A dangerous combination.
Mario's design is pretty lame. The games are all the same too.
Retard.
>OMG. A new animal costume! This game is totally different from the rest and a completely new experience!
>proceeds to collect some variation of stars, battle Bowser and save the Princess for the 40th time.
Sorry you aspies can't see through it. Nintendo are just as bad as FIFA and Assassin's Creed when it comes to unoriginality.
Idk man, Super Sonic's theme is pretty good even with the title of the song being "Everything" really emphasized the "You Can Do Anything" side of Sonic.
this
By being a Sonic fan.
>luv "hair"
>luv super powers
>luv subjects of romantic interests
>simple as
Anyone else miss those dumb songs like Unknown from ME? I wish they'd go back to having character themes.
Amy is great. I wish she was faster whenever she was playable, though.
i miss them a lot
FLAT THE CAT!!!
Blaze the Flat!!!
flat! Flat! FLAT!
What the fuck are you talking about, retard?
Movie Sonic skin in Frontiers. Please.
Imagine being flatter tham Big the Cat lmao