Yes, I am a EVROPEAN

Yes, I am a EVROPEAN.
Yes, I drink at least a liter of finest Czech beer daily. Yes, I add olives to my meals. Yes, I can drink milk without shitting myself. Yes, Macron is my emperor, Scholz is my fuhrer and Elizabeth II is my queen. Yes, I have an uncut dick. Yes, women all across the globe crave for my big colonizer cock.
Yes, I think that Japanese games are inferior to European. Yes, I think that PC is superior to any console. Yes, I prefer gritty, down-to-earth aesthetics to spiky anime hair, oversized swords and faggy twinks.
My favourite games?
>S.T.A.L.K.E.R:SoC
>Surviving Mars
>Knights of Honor
>UnderRail
>Cyberpunk 2077
>The Witcher 3
>Baldur's Gate 3
>Divinity:Original Sin 2
>ELEX
>Gothic 2
>Severance:Blade of Darkness
>C.O.N.T.R.O.L
>ECHO
>Dofus
>Faces of War
>Minecraft
>EVE Online
>Europa Universalis IV

No excuse me, I have some high-IQ European games to play.

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This is an AI learning thread

Yo mama's throat slit by those billions upon billions of refugees

>no Kingdom Come Deliverance
apologise to our Czechbros

Gomenasai...

Eбaть ты жpeшь гoвнo тoннaми. Пoшeл нaхyй пoлякoблядб

Omluv se pořádně ty západní negře

>no kingdom come : deliverence
This is a fake european

if you were a proud european OP you wouldn't praise the EU and instead call for its dissolution

>no deep rock galactic
>no football manager

Okay, Cletus.

t. neoliberal globalhomo rapefugee lover

t. Cletus McJohnson, corn farmer, Arkansas

No european identify himself with EU cuck flag
t. from europe

>no Rayman
larping mutt confirmed

>cEUck
Begone.

>Severance:Blade of Darkness
Based as fuck

hey euros, can i hear (you)r opinions about
>UK
>Greece
>Russia
>Turkey
>Romania
>USA
>Japan
>Finland
?

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Amerimutts push anti EU propaganda because united we'd easily mog the entire planet.

so where's that EU army

>Czech beer
Ne muss nicht sein man

>eastern yer a peon knows several of our states
>I don’t even know where his stinky country is on a map
Kek it’s like European schools all teach an “American studies” class or something

based eurochad

fuck burgers
fuck chinks
fuck russians
and most of all fuck t*rks

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isn't gigachad a turk living in germany? lol lmao

>UK
Inbred trash in England, pozzed cucks in Wales and Scotland. Northern Ireland is based.
>Greece
Lazy arabs
>Russia
Violent drunks
>Turkey
Lazy arabs
>Romania
Thieving gypsies
>USA
Ignorant dumb mutts
>Japan
Hikokomoris
>Finland
Autistic violent drunks

I am the whitest man in this thread, ask me anything

>UK
Pretentious faggots, Pakistan
>Greece
Comrades in suffering
>Russia
The population are friendly
>turkey
Retarded commies
>Romania
Nomads and pedos, big tits
>usa
Disgusting mutts nuke them all
>japan
Slaves
>finland
Pretty cool memers

How much did you get paid for making that EU gigachad?

What's it like to have a 14 day "return for absolutely no reason" refund policy?

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Was ist das immer mit den Europa vs. Amerika threads hier? Sind die trottel beider Regionen ihrer Selbst so unsicher?

>>UK
Based European chads.
>>Greece
Based European chads.
>>Russia
Based soon-to-be-European chads.
>>Romania
Based European bike thieves.
>>USA
Based cowboys and corn farmers.
>>Japan
Basedu, although their games suck. All their games are of primitive genres: JRPG, fighting, racing, Souls-like, VN. They cannot into RTS, 4X, RPGs or even action-RPG (like Witcher or Mass Effect). Also, anime aesthetics in every game except for Souls-like (Souls series still have oversized swords and weird shit only a Jap could think of).
>>Finland
FINLAN MENTIONED :DD

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Based, look at the pathetic excuses for men that replied to you. Europe is dying a miserable death due to their ignorance and stupidity, pity really. I hope the REAL MEN of Europe fix this shit.

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>t.achmed

i only know who ursula von der lynn is from that krautchan VN

>Autistic violent drunks
Fins aren't really violent in my experience but let me tell you all those Finnish autism memes you see are 100% real.

You are currently mogging yourselves by letting russia invade your neighbors.
Go start another world war

Nah, Europe is dying because they can't agree on anything and people making those decisions at the EU were never elected by their people in the first place.

>UK
US lapdogs, constantly drunk (understandable considering how ugly their women are)
>Greece
waiters
>Russia
Drunkards but they were always the underdogs of european history so they have that antihero vibe
>Turkey
they make money by keeping the muslim hordes at bay... for now
>Romania
criminals mostly, very violent
>USA
a decadent empire, theyll blow the world eventually
>Japan
yellow nazis
>Finland
they are rich, depressed and really hate the ruskies

>UK
Horrible policies, but people from there are usually alright, London and Edinburgh are both nice cities.
>Greece
Looks nice
>Russia
Not European
>Turkey
Should give Constantinople back its name.
>Romania
I know nothing of it.
>USA
Too big, too homogenous
>Japan
Don't know if I'd want to visit, makes a lot of media, some of which is good.
>Finland
Love those guys, wouldn't mind living there myeself.

I don't know what it is about Euro games but they always this soulless as fuck vibe about them the UK being the only exception.

Typical uncultured American that can't appreciate the fine European artform known as Eurojank

most European countries seems to have had great movies and directors back in the 20th century. shame Hollywood killed them all

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Real talk what’s it like living other there?

We don't disagree, buddy.

France still has its own movie industry, shame they're all paedophiles though

>The USA
>Homogeneous
L M A O

>Yes, Macron is my emperor
You mean this guy? Lol

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>>S.T.A.L.K.E.R:SoC
>>Surviving Mars
>>Knights of Honor
>>UnderRail
>>Cyberpunk 2077
>>The Witcher 3
>>Baldur's Gate 3
>>Divinity:Original Sin 2
>>ELEX
>>Gothic 2
>>Severance:Blade of Darkness
>>C.O.N.T.R.O.L
>>ECHO
>>Dofus
>>Faces of War
>>Minecraft
>>EVE Online
>>Europa Universalis IV
Impressive... not a single good game

To be fair that's just a French thing.

I love Europe so much, any of you going to Japan expo?

wtf baguttebros... I thought france was going to fight back against woke american politics

>they are rich, depressed and really hate the ruskies

why do finns have ruskies?

they still haven't gotten over being BTFO'd by the Soviets in the Winter War and their territory losses

I am a bong btw
>UK
has its problems but jesus christ it would be hard for me to adjust to living literally anywhere else. I don't think British people adjust well to other cultures.
>Greece
love it, great food, great sights, great weather, scapegoated far too much by other euros
>Russia
need to learn that they aren't a first rate power any more. We didn't chimp out and start loads of wars when it happened to us.
>Turkey
has potential so long as they don't fall for the islamism meme any harder
>Romania
don't know much about it post-Ceaucescu desu.
>USA
Better than China but fucking hell I wouldn't want to live there, way too much political bullshit
>Japan
Seems like a good place with good people, however as a Historian I am somewhat concerned by the fact that Japanese people seem generally disinterested in history.
>Finland
Based depressed autists. They have nothing and have built a decent country out of it.

I'm ready for the link event

>UK
Only ever interacted with people from London, very unpleasant experiences.
>Greece
Was there on holiday multiple times. Very beautiful.
>Russia
Shithole, just like all the other slavic countries. They make good music and games though.
>Turkey
Gas them all but keep keep a few cooks alive, their food is good.
>Romania
Absolute shithole.
>USA
The Great Satan. It's a blight upon the human race. The people are nice though.
>Japan
No one makes better video games than them.
>Finland
They've made some decent games.

if germans could finally stop hating themselves and sucking mutt dick maybe, up until then the eu is just a group of cucks sucking mutt dick

Homosexual and cringe post, EU integration is the future, you're either a clueless mutt or a seething balkanoid.

True that. Fuck those parasites in Brussels leeching this continent dry while taking billions in bribes.

Kike bots. Go kill yourselves.

see

>just divide yourselves bro don't worry about Russia and China :^)

So what the fuck do you think is the alternative? Waiting around to get cannibalized by chinese firms or sucking russian penis?

>EU integration
So German car factories and France occasionally LARPing?
We have that already nigger

maybe your countries should nationalize those industries at risk of being subsumed by America, Russia or China

It's our government that's evil, not our people, I'm glad some are aware of this, t.american

no user that wouldnt fit the globohomo narrative

I'm amazed by the fact that you think China and Russia are the threat.