Splatoon

Thoughts on cephalopods?

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God I want to see them shitting

Like bugs?

You're thinking of arthropods.

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are rats still alive in that world?

When I see you faggots posting pedo porn like this I think of the squids being chopped into pieces while they are alive images on this board.

All non-sea life is dead I believe, except birds.

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>pedo porn like this

m8 WHERE do you live where OPs pic is the body of a child? You have absolutely no fucking idea what you're talking about.

Spoatoon is for pedos. The only light you are going to see is the light of death.

What did he mean by this

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same

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>that shirt

Damn I had no idea Marie was Russian.

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it's a drawing you fucking sperglord, i bet you molest actual kids

>BAM BAM BAM
>smash

This is all it takes for a crazed choctopus to break into your stasis pod.

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They need a QoS tatoo ASAP

Blacks don't exist in Splatoon's future thankfully.

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I fucking love them. They're adorable and cute and amazing. I wish they passed the harkness test so I could be a submissive receptive partner to a handsome cephalopod man and have him fuck my holes with his tentacles.

Not a fan of ones that look humanoid or are underage though, so this thread might not be for me.

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Well user, I think we'll do alright without you. Good luck on your zoophile adventure.

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Octos are the blacks of the splatoon universe, canon and fanon supports this.

Is it really zoophilia if they pass the harkness test

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What idols are we getting for Splatoon 3?

Prog Rock Band

Mite b cool.

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Nigga that's gay. You're gay. Men are not supposed to get fucked by tentacles.

>Callie and Marie both shown
>no Pearl or Marina yet

Bros... what's the status of my choctopus wife>

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Yes. Yes. Very very wrong.

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DLC. They know people love her, so you'll have to pay extra.

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Pearl went mad with power and became Immortan Joe

All of the Splatoon 2 cast is still MIA.

true, "men" are meant to get fucked by bigger, stronger men

Bastards.

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Does Yea Forums still play Splatoon? I've been getting back into it a bit in anticipation for 3.

I'm definitely holding out for 3.

I've never played any of them but I might try 3

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Better late than never.

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sauce.

>No third eye
user, really?

This is what happens to a Squids body when they come into contact with Human Pheromones

They become super breedable and fertile? Good thing humans don't exist, otherwise the inkling race would be doomed.

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Was too dissapointed with 2 to be honest. I don't like cheap peer to peer servers that crashes for nothing during splatfests.

Well unfortunately I have no doubt that trend will continue in 3.

Maybe they'll go dedicated servers if they want to keep their competitive ambitions alive?

Knowing the japs, they probably won't give a shit and will force competitions on their servers, like smash.

Are there any serious ambitions for that thought? The little tournaments that Nintendo puts on are one thing, but there's not like an independent Splatoon EVO or some shit. Like I see what you're saying, but I can't see a company like Nintendo really giving a shit.

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nice

How do I git gud with charges, I can't aim for shit.

I've played 2 a bit recently but I'm so fucking sick of that games specials. Tenta Missiles should fuck off and die, half of the specials just make the game less fun to play while also being incredibly effective.
God I can't wait for 3 to go back to specials more similar to 1, even if they are broken.

I LOVE Callie!

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if you like charging and hate aiming then take the heavy splatlingpill

They have their Koshien tournaments and World Championships. For some reason, they seem happier supporting Splatoon than the Smash scene, even though competitive Splatoon is way smaller. If some developer over at Nintendo EPD is really tickled by the prospect, they could be more receptive. It's more about being a pet project than being something Nintendo really wants to push as a company.

Oh, you love her? Or do you LOVE her?

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But I want to git gud with chargers, I'm already alright with splattlings.

Love-LOVE her!

Tell me more user.

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cute

Sonic and knux need to spitroast this faggot asap desu

Wait to see if they're good again in Splatoon 3.

>Still no fat samurai hairstyle
WHY

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hmm

She's got a lot of fans, no surprise.

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