What went wrong with her game?

What went wrong with her game?

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It was a mess

Pretty sure it sold faster than water.

No sex scenes

Incomplete game compared to every other game previously
botched online
rushed
dead competitive compared to 3DS gigantic compettitive scene
greedy dlc
Pokemon Co, CEO wants the Switch dead so he can go full jew in mobile
I don't expect anything of the new gen

they weren't prepared for the change from handheld to console. nintendo had to drag them kicking and screaming. you see how well it's been going since

Brown people went wrong

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Pokemon is a handheld tier game not meant for consoles. Gamefreak is not capable enough to make a more complex kind of game.

Gamefreak should just die already

The issues that arose were indicative of issues seen for the last decade. This is forgiven, however, for the sheer amount of smut that has been generated by this franchise. My only regret is that I was born too early for the IP to become public domain so I could make a 12 TB eroge involving all 905+ Pokemon and their respective trainers. Good day.

it was 25% of a game on release, then 60% of a game with the dlc
stop buying pokemon games and just play pokemmo

Nothing.

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It's a pokemon game so it's destined to be shit from the start, but hackfreak still manages to make something shittier

It had top tier female designs, that's all that matters.

It was fine tbqh

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Sweaty hebes

Game was ugly as shit. You know it was, don't lie.
Easy beyond belief, dynamax wasn't balanced at all for single player.
Didn't have all the pokemon but eventually did meaning they released it unfinished intentionally.
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAG, holy shit gamefreak does not know how to optimize anything for shit, even the 3ds games lagged but the switch somehow lagged worse. Try using the online features in the wild area, it's unplayable.
Probably the worst pokemon story ever told unironically.

The character designs are nice, too bad they never do anything.

>Oh look at this brown girl, look at this white mom, look at this little child isn't she ho-
dipshit fucking simp, SHE NEVER DID, THESE ARE NOT CHARACTERS, THEY'RE CARDBOARD CUTOUTS. SHUT THE FUCK UP. NO ONE DOES ANYTHING IN THIS FUCKING GAME.

God you're so brainless.

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No one gave a shit about that game lmao, they just jerked off to the trainer girls.

Yes.

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I could forgive most sins of Pokemon games, the difficulty isn't a big deal to me because I play Pokemon games to relax. Dexit didn't matter to me because I always try to use new teams. I don't even hate the new Pokemon designs, they've been "decent" since gen 5 and I haven't remembered a name since.

But what I won't forgive is how it feels like I'm watching the Pokemon anime since sun/moon. Long and boring cutscenes where everyone looks straight out of the tv show. The games were better left to their old formula, no need to push so hard to get a group of friends/rivals/stories, etc. The anime was fine being different

I thought Swsh was really fun, the issues people had with it were way overstated. Sadly it is in the fuck tarded restricted meta now. I am unhappy with the dex cut but I understand why they did it. Hopefully next game has actual battle facility, making Leon have an entire character arc of becoming battle tower manager and then you can use Zacian in it is retarded.
God bless Dynamax.

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All based except for Ohmori
Masuda is half based because FRLG and BW, but the other ones really needed a third version

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While we're on the subject Legends: Arceus was fucking horrible.
>Lets take an open world pokemon game and just let the player roam around the starting area
>Great idea!
>Also we'll fill said starting area with level 60 alphas that they can then spend 50 pokeballs trying to catch, sure they can ignore it, but since when has anyone ever found a rare, difficult thing and said "I'll just come back later"?
>Okay...
>And pad the fuck out of it with endless, meandering dialogue

Basically everything outside of pvp.
>bland music outside of a few tracks
>bad graphics, even for a Switch game
>incredibly linear world, even for a Pokemon game
>laughably bad story, even for a Pokemon game
>massive amounts of cut content, when backwards compatibility was one of the few things Pokemon had going for it
The only thing SS had going for it was VGC; it's the best it's even been, probably because Morimoto, the only person at GF who cares to put effort in, is in charge of battle balance.

All spectacle and no challenge. Same as the last few Pokemon games. Its like going to an amusement park on a nice day. Its not particularly hot but the lines are so long it takes forever to have any fun. When you do get to have fun its for a few brief minutes then its back to waiting.

Tajiri: Core Pokémon even if built on a deck of cards
Masuda: Strong foundations (keep in mind he co-directed GS and directed Crystal and Tajiri left him in charge because of this since the original GS was in total disarray before Masuda joined their team), too much of a yes man to TPC
Morimoto/Kawachimaru/Unno: Build well on existing foundations
Ohmori: Get this fucker out of here, everything wrong with modern Pokémon
Iwao: Don't know, don't care, SM's problems were too deep-rooted to be fixed in a third game

The only guy at gamefreak who actually puts effort at his job is female character designer. Because games are shit but female characters are made very well. Especially Bea and her delicious brown feet.

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I think the music was fine, the problem with it is the music is associated with moments in the story that held you by the hand, fights in the game that weren't really hard or parts where you weren't really in danger of losing your progress.

If each gym leader had a full team of beefy ass pokemon with real strategies to them and the AI knew how to harness them shit like youtu.be/7Acv6yQrNUA would be way better but in the context of fights where you just roll over everything it loses any kind of hype it would have.

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Needed more curry

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>Didn't have all the pokemon but eventually did
no, it still doesn't. gen 8 is about to end with some monsters not being present in any of its games

Galar Gym Leaders were designed by take
Galar protagonists, Marnie, Bede, Rose, and Oleana were designed by Ohmura (also the designer for the BW rivals/Gym Leaders/Elite Four and Alder, as well as all thr new B2W2 character art)
Hop and Leon were by Sugimori

Pre-HGSS, basically all human characters were designed and illustrated by Sugimori. In HGSS, he illustrated everyone but the Rocket Admins (Unno), and he didn't design (though he illustrated) Lyra and the updated Kanto Gym Leaders.

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I should've said missing pokemon that they would eventually add because the main point is that those pokemon weren't incompatible with the game itself for any real reason.

Something that the community would use to defend the game before those pokemon were re-added into the roster. A defense was that they needed to be cut for balance reasons but then a lot of imbalanced pokemon were pushed onto the roster completely destroying that idea another was that too many pokemon were hurting the quality of the games when in reality the game had the same quality as usual, just with less pokemon.

No pokemilfs like the previous gen

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Where to start...

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This character never appeared in the Sun and Moon video games at any point anyways faggot.

Still from that gen,there's no galar milfs besides the boring protagonist mom

The Gym Leader theme is one of those few tracks that's actually really good, especially the way it changes based on the state of the battle. It's my track of choice whenever I'm playing online.

Except there are you retard.

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It didn't get decent until the dlc where they figured out how to make wild areas that weren't just one big empty field.

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Boring fat bitch

Retarded faggot nigger

>dipshit fucking simp, SHE NEVER DID, THESE ARE NOT CHARACTERS, THEY'RE CARDBOARD CUTOUTS. SHUT THE FUCK UP. NO ONE DOES ANYTHING IN THIS FUCKING GAME.
>God you're so brainless.
Based! Holy shit I hate how many pedophiles are her eon Yea Forums, why arent we arresting them???!!! Are we the only intelligent channers left????

Go donate to an onlyfans you dopshit simp pedophiles!!!!

scrambel eggs

do u fart

They gave it to their B-team while the A-team worked on another game that completely flopped.
When you give a game you're not even that competent at making to your even shitter helpers it's doomed from the get-go.

>dipshit fucking simp, SHE NEVER DID, THESE ARE NOT CHARACTERS, THEY'RE CARDBOARD CUTOUTS. SHUT THE FUCK UP. NO ONE DOES ANYTHING IN THIS FUCKING GAME.
Chad channer, you a real one.

I dunno why these fucking coomers can't just buy a hooker instead of fapping to badly designed anime bitches?

scrimblod eggs

Pokemon fucked up in the first place by having backward compatibility and being full of old shit so people got mad about this.
Nobody gave a shit about the ones you couldn't get in Ru/Sa when it came out, at least not nearly as much as people got autistic above sw/sh

SwSh retail was $60. Standard stuff. We all know about Dexit already which was really shitty seeing as how the reason it happened was based on a lie but staying in topic transferring Pokemon from your living dex requires Pokemon Home. Pokemon Home is a subscription based cloud service for people who don't just gen their Pokemon. Using it costs $16 a year. So that's $76 already. But hang on. There's a season pass with 2 DLC areas. The shitty thing is that the Pokemon that totally couldn't make it are included in it. Setting the precedent that GF can arbitrarily remove parts of the Dex to sell to you later. But if you want to play them it's $30. EACH! So the price of the full gen 8 Pokemon experience is $136.

Why?

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>tranny having a meltdown
yikes

>simp poo pooing and pee peeing over actual intelligent channers who actually have real girlfriends calling out the utter simpery and pedophilia going on
Stay.. Away. From. Preschools.

It's 30 for both, Swsh+DLC is 90. Home has free space for transfers.

No national dex so I can't have my giant fox waifu

>spergy spammer
>intelligent and has a girlfriend
LOL

I'm not against the concept of cutting the Pokedex a bit. I don't think there are more than 20 girafarig fans on the entire planet. The problem I have with the Dex cut is that it was based on a lie. The idea was that some Pokemon would be cut but in exchange the things that made it through would look a lot better. But it doesn't. For starters all of the animations are directly lifted from the 3DS. For another of the new areas look like shit. Notice how characters in Pokemon never touch one another. Any action that can't be represented through a canned animation is depicted with a fade to black and then a text box. Final Fantasy 12 was made in 2006 for the PlayStation 2. 2 full generations before the Switch. And it absolutely shits all over the Switch. I'm not saying that Pokemon to take ff12 art style but what I am saying is that there's a clear lack of effort coming from the Pokemon company in comparison to the contemporaries that surround it

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