*scares zoomers*
*scares zoomers*
*scares zoomers*
These zoomer horror games arent even scary. Theyre literally aimed at children.
>kids get scared by dumb shit that isn't at all scary
no fucking shit, I remember getting nightmares over fucking toy story as a dumb brat.
that babyhead spider creeped me out so hard, I could barely watch the scene
You mean that thing from Toy Story?
yes, from toy story
It's the natural progression. When you're like 10-14, you see a monster and go "I want to run from that." When you see that monster all your life, you start going "I wonder what that monster is like." With enough exposure, by the time you're 26-28 and broken, all you can think is "I want to fuck that monster."
holy shit, that is the exact scene that gave me nightmares
after all these years, i finally know i wasn't alone
You're not good at reading, are ya champ??
*scares boomers*
quick rundown?
>traumatizing players
I didn't think a moviegame ending with no input would be scary to zoomers but damn I guess the mental disabilities run deep.
>n-no u!
lol
lady monster designed to awaken new fetishes gets put through the shredder and screams really loud
Horror games were never scary.
I audibly laughed. Thanks user.
There's a giant doll with weird limbs that tries to kill you. It gets mulched by a machine. You watch it scream and die. Then you ride a train and a nice little doll decides to not let you escape. I'm assuming the traumatizing thing was watching a thing that wants to kill you get killed.
*scares boomers*
I think the main antagonist which is this stretchy spider limbed monster gets caught in some machinery and gets sucked in and crushed while screaming at you
her decapitated head grows spiderlegs and walks out under a door
Classy post user, you got me there.
>I'm assuming the traumatizing thing was watching a thing that wants to kill you get killed.
if you kill your enemies, they win
Kids get scared by shit all the time but what I hate is the clickbait title, these "journalists" feel like they need to make an article about everything. If Mario 64 came out today you'd have them making articles just about the piano and the eel with headlines like "Mario 64 is the Scariest Non-Horror Game of the Year"
>"horryfing" dead of the enemy
>rescue the one who was supposed to help you
>"you are not leaving lmao"
>suddenly the train goes at maximum speed
>the trains crashes and you are dead
BRAVO, WHAT AN AMAZING FINALE, THE CLIFFHANGER #2137821372193 WAS OUTSTANDING!!
Unironically this.
>literal, actual monster who murdered a fuckton of people tries to murder you, you defend yourself, and it screams and reees as a grinder machine eats and crushes it about what a piece of shit you are
The title of the article may as well have been '12 year olds traumatized by Littlefoot's mom being killed'. I mean, yeah, but we aren't going to herald it as a crowning achievement of the genre that actual children were freaked out by something designed to freak them out.
A hand reaches out from under the door and drags off her upper torso. When she dies she screams ‘he’ll make me part of him!’ so I guess it’s implied that the arm will either eat her or combine her to the rest of it’s unseen body.
>I guess the mental disabilities run deep.
Not as deep as those who take these retarded clickbait articles seriously like you
That's the most zoomerish thing I've ever read. You encapsulated the whole heart and soul of a generation.
That's marketing retard
>Look up ending out of curiosity
>Player tricks boss of the chapter into running into a meat grinder and then a midget tries to kill you in a train crash
Some horror game you’ve got there zoomers
honestly, yea, this shit got me good
>made boomers piss shit and jizz their pants
Midget doesn't even try to kill you, its literally just an unsafe train. Midget wants to use you to fuck up some other monsters loose in the facility, Midget WANTS you alive. Nearly dying in a train crash is entirely on the company's lack of OSHA compliance.
OPEN AT YOUR OWN RISK ****EXTREMELY SCARY****
Why is black Souls making a sudden appearance in every thread? What fucking youtuber shilled it and ruined the comfy?
There's nothing weird about getting spooked, what's weird is that it's somehow newss
Sounds like I hit a nerve zoomie.
Reminder that Poppy Playtime only exists so the owner of MOB Games can milk the brand with Minecraft animations. Seriously, pic related is the YouTube channel of the person who owns MOB Games and Poppy Playtime.
*scares millenials*
the only game that ever scared me was slenderman when i was like 7
t.18yearoldzoomer
how often do you play horror games?
ah, it was hard to see in the dark
Good for them
Absolutely destroyed holy fuck
those view numbers man
kids on the internet was a mistake
>Poopy Playtime
ive tried my fair share, dead space, resident evil, phasmophobia, silent hill. other than jumpscares giving me a little jump i dont get horror games
Don't really care so long as the game itself is good, and Chapter 2 completely redeemed Chapter 1. I ain't paying a dime for any of it anyway.
The arm has a human bone in it too, it’s probably all sorts of fucked up looking.
Honestly a lot of the assembly line machines in Poppy Playtime remind me of Pee-Wee's Playhouse furniture.
>boomers still mentally trapped in 2014
We've moved on from FNaF gramps
mommy long legs noises were freaky as fuck, the part where its getting sucked into the grinder is pretty gross
Play it, it shits all over re8, outlast, amnesia and especially faggot nights at freddy
Don't care, would still fuck.
Obviously not if that garbage scares you.
based nostalgiabro
my grandma recorded my copy off disney channel but she left the first fifteen minutes or so off, so for years i had no idea why people were scared of an air conditioner
i mean, to be honest, if i could animate then i'd probably use the same strategy.
zoomers are too old for this game, it's gen alpha kids the ones that are scared of puppets (millennial offspring)
*scares boomers*
that IT esque beast just wants to eat you. you're falling for its act
*scares boomers*
honestly it was anything that was
>trying to get me
Like the hands in ocarina of time falling from the ceiling.
Boomer here but I like Gears 1 and Halo 3 a lot. Might still be the most fun games I have had online. At least in regards to shooters.
Gears was awesome.
That scene scared me so bad as a kid I forgot the entire rest of the movie.
I find this an acceptable risk.
is it 30 minutes long like the first chapter?
So then its safe to say this may be the scariest game of all time then? It actually succeeds at what a horror game is supposed to do. Scare the player. I don't care how lame you or any of us may find it. If it scares people it succeeds and does its job proper. I never played and only recently ever even seen what it looks like.
IT’S MY FUNCTION!!!