It appears your masterpiece is a bit...shattered

damn

>day 86 of people liking Elden Ring
>get up (it's 1:30pm).
>check Yea Forums, and people still like the game (unacceptable).
>report to tranny discord and form daily attack rubric
>*Shits pants Shazamically*
>drop ER hate thread #21730 along with the other 12 neo-trannite enforcers.
>fight voraciously with fans of the game, yet gain no ground. Inexplicably, they are unwilling to dislike the game on our suggestion.
>spend the next 9 hours in warfare.
>eat steamed chicken tenders and head to bed (5am).
>get ready for day 87

le minor gripes overblown for hour long video essay man

JA's conversation about everyone being paid actors messed with me

I hate "writers" and "critics" so much

kek

i liked his vid

He came out as trans and disavowed the white race and joined our discord server sister

>>*Shits pants Shazamically*
I spat out my beer, you fucker

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No meme arrow, therefore you look like that

i hated his vid and i hate YOU!

i'm also pretty sure all those "elden ring is literally the best game of all time" threads are falseflags

What possesses people to hate a game so much?

that's kinda mean, user

any thread about a game being the "best/worst game ever" is pure hyperbole to get people mad and into the thread, that way it doesnt just go straight into page 10

I'd rather only play ER until I die than take seriously anything uttered by this retarded cuck youtuber
I can find better reviews on random blogs with 10 views per months, this board really is infested by zoomers now

Didn't he write a shitty book?

a few

They weren't shitty. Why don't you actually read them? You can but them off amazon.

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lmao

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>STOP. DISCUSSING. VIDEOGAMES. ON. Yea Forums!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok tranny

But they were shitty.
Anons have posted multiple chapters from his books in previous threads over the years.
Hell, he was so lazy that he reused the exact same cover art for two separate books.

They were, well, . I actually edit books for a living, and I always read YTer books if they're critics. JA's books, well, The Wizard and the Dragon.
>Telling, telling, telling.
>I, I, I, I
Literally the first paragraph is awful.

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basically said he liked the game overall but then grossly exaggerated some nit picks because his audience expects him to shit on every game. one of his main points is that a game that has 100+ hours of content isn't as fun if you immediately start a new file right after you beat the game

>caring what a furfag thinks
I shiggly diggly doo

Piece of shit.

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it is completely insane that he put this much into videos on this series all because of some fucking twitter poll from like 5 years ago that probably 100 people voted in. plus he cranked out this elden ring video like a month after release and it was STILL bloated, no reason the witcher games couldn't get something similiar to that treatment. but no, people expect some 9 hour review of the game so Joe has to give them that, can't dissapoint them with a video that is "only" 90 minutes long

I hate his reviews but his elden ring review is perfect

>steamed tendies
what a horrific existence

What kinda person goes "who is this guy"
What kinda answer do they expect

this but he also praises the game for it's kino exploration and overall presentation

kind of but elden ring is absolutely an all timer

piece of shit.

I still don't understand how a person can take literally years to get out a video (or in this case, not even, since the video still isn't out).

1.) No-one "expects" 9 hour videos, Joe.
2.) No-one is fooled that you've been "solidly working" on this video for six million years, Joe.

after how shitty his witcher 2 video was is there really anyone still waiting for a witcher 3 video

he's clearly autstic

I think he took the criticism of his novel being too basic to heart and decided it would be better if the reader drowned in purple prose

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Only makes you mad because you know he's right.

just proves his point that fromdrones are incapable of listening to reason

I think what he meant was the replay value has diminishing returns since those 100+ hours of content can’t be experienced twice to full effect

His Witcher 1 and 2 vids were unstructured, rambling slogs. I couldn't bear to watch beyond the first 60 mins of either. If his Witcher 3 video would be similar I hope it never come outs to spare people's time.

The whole point of entertainment is to waste your time until you die.

I thought the point of it was to be entertained...

Seems like the entertainment industry could be a lot more successfull if they just started killing people

>souls games
>different playstyles lol

Two more weeks!

Why churn out so many kids? Mormon?

>this is the same person who shat on Steins;Gate's writing
my sides

Rodents breed quickly

>screenshotting your own Resetera post to post it on Yea Forums
Why would someone do that?

>my first playthrough i did melee + shield only, and use 0 other game mechanics provided to me
>wtf why are these bosses so hard
Its like Mario Odysee all over again

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if you're rich enough that you dont have to care about the money and your wife doesnt have to work why would you hesitate to have kids

the
>YOU GOTTA PLAY SWORD AND SHIELD FIRST TIME!
fags are so annoying in souls, there are so many different builds and weapons in soulds, and elden ring is practically designed for you to invest a bit into arc/int/fai with all the utility and special weapons that use those stats

Make way for true long from kino

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fuck it's already been 86 days?

why are people that make these long videos always drooling low iq retards?

What low IQ drooling thing did he do?

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He said that despite all playstyles being valid options, you're not really playing the game right if you're not playing melee solo because using magic, bow / arrow or any summons means you're not fully engaging the systems.

He straight up makes a big stink about the "you didn't beat the game right" meme and later on agrees with it whole heartedly. He's so retarded it's insane