What do I even play after this? I feel like anything else would pale compared to it

Don’t have one because I’m not a cum guzzler

Witcher 3
Horizon zero dawn

Good open world games are hard to come by

The reason you can't beat Melania is you're bad.

Why are people being so dramatic. It's just open world Dark Souls 3 with new lore.

play something drastically different like a strategy/management/sim game

Another shitty open world game, they're all the same.

No it's a different game from Dark Souls 3. Open world Dark Souls 3 would be a little weird as there is some spatial fuckery to make everything fit together. Making a game "open world" is an extremely complex process.

I feel like you fundamentally don't enjoy video games if you try downplaying elden ring
It's kind of the culmination of so many dreams of game devs and gamers for over 50 years

I remember playing ultima fondly back in the day and I would dream about it being really close to this.

Spbp

I wish it had some of the mechanics that sekiro had, but calling it dogshit is a player skill issue

fromdrones are literally mentally ill, everytime mitsubishi releases a new game you have this kind of melodramatic "woe is me I shan't be experiencing this earth shattering sensation anymore" posts lamenting the fact they can't press the roll button anymore