Are there any video games with hyenas? Pets, mounts, enemies, whatever. I just can't think of any game with them.
Hyenas in Vidya
Dylan Jenkins
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Andrew Taylor
love me a wet yeen
simple as
Jaxson Reed
WoW has hyenas you can have as pets/mounts.
Julian Scott
HAHA ANIMAL ABUSE IS SO FUNNY
fuck off back to /gif/
Jaxon Smith
>abuse
That Hyena looks completely happy, wtf are you talking about?
Austin Richardson
If an adult human splashed about like that, they'd be called a cringe retard. When an adult hyena does it, it's "cute". Fuck this world.
Cameron Wright
retard
Ethan Howard
It's not in the wild it mentally cannot be happy
Eli Hall
You're just salty because you're not a hyena.
William Foster
female hyenas have pseudo penises that they can use for penetrative sex on both female and male hyenas.
they're lucky.
Elijah Perry
HAX!
Andrew Thompson
Vintage Story has hyenas
Dominic Bailey
btw that """girldick""" shit is just spotted hyenas
Hudson Hughes
That's because children and animals are innocent. Their behaviour is understood to be genuine.
Benjamin Martinez
Warzone is ass now, but using a hyena for executions when it was in its prime was fun.
Isaiah Fisher
Parker Reyes
What's it about?
Jaxon Harris
Are adults not genuine when they gleefully splash naked in a tub?
Noah Phillips
Simple as? Simple as what?
Hudson Thompson
As for me, it's aardwolf.
Sebastian Bell
clean yeen
clean clean yeen
yeen so clean he got a sheen
Levi Bell
mightyeen and poochyeen are cute
Jonathan Gomez
It's possible that it needs to be in captivity, otherwise I'd agree. Did you know monkeys only masturbate in captivity and not in the wild? Just something to ponder.
Christopher Price
I wish i was autistic enough for vintage story.
Landon Hughes
Terrafirmacraft with more polish and features, if you know what that is. If not, basically autistic realistic minecraft
Jayden Gray
There was a white woman who was an advocate for Hyenas. She went to Africa and was torn apart in her sleep by them.
I just want to let you know where you stand furfaggots, the same place as dumb white women
Jacob Hughes
No, they are acting out some sort of perversion. What else should be acceptable behavior for adults? Wearing diapers and shaking rattles? Yeah that's real cute bro, an adult baby.
Ayden White
It evolved to deter rape
Jose Peterson
imagine...
Jace Brown
Yeah, because they don't have to constantly worry about predators and breeding to not die out permanently. Just like humans.
Aaron Hall
>woman can't establish dominance and pack hierarchy
Shocking.
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John Walker
battle brothers have hyenas as enemies. they are assholes.
Isaac Green
How does it feel knowing that if whitey ruled Africa we would have Hyenas, ostriches and lions as pets on top of using it's vast mineral resources to go out into the stars?
Jaxson Young
So exactly like humans?
Luke Sanders
CLEEN YEEN
Samuel Peterson
Glad they don't, then, because hyenas and lions aren't domestic animals and even though they can be trained, it's terrible for their minds.
A wild animal can't be tamed, only trained, and unless they're in a place that feels natural, they'll suffer.
And those two are mammals. I'd like to see you trying to train an ostrich lmao
William Clark
Logan Bennett
>American education
Hudson Morris
Mason Rivera
I'm sure at least one Batman game will have hyena enemies
Jayden Reyes
holy shit
James Ortiz
>To defeat rape
>you must BECOME rape!
Gavin Ward
Mason Sanchez
>"LET ME TICKLE THIS DANGEROUS ANIMAL"
Adam Price
Eli Reed
Haiku get off Yea Forums and draw more DD with ring gags.
Please and thank you.
Henry Perez
I can't believe that hyena saved the antelope's life from being eaten by that jaguar. It's amazing seeing compassion in the wild like this, beautiful stuff.
Christian Smith
Hyenas are more skilled at hunting than lions and unlike lions? Hyenas seriously are good at surviving against threats like humans. Lions are going extinct and the only reason lions aren't extinct right now is because political correctness by self hating humans keeps them alive.
Hyenas are the true kings of the natural savanna. And one of the reasons hyenas seem to do well in nature is they don't fucking mess with humans in the first place as much. This is what made lions get on human's shit list, making them the inferior feline. I hope we can kill every damn lion off after we eventually kill the stupid human hippies who defend them.
Kayden Roberts
Leopard
Chase Gutierrez
Tokyo Jungle. You can play as one.
Zachary Murphy
>This is what made lions get on human's shit list
That would be most felines. Feline animals have this huge problem, they roam regions of the world as if they own the damn place. As such they trespass on human villages and society. Even modern Indian cities has problems with leopards trespassing and invading their city parks. And basically felines are asking to get their asses killed off by angry humans who defend themselves.
I never feel sorry for a feline that pisses off a human. Whenever I hear that a feline got killed off such as a tiger or mountain lion I say, good riddance. I find it hilarious that other species like bears and large snakes don't cross humans as much despite being deadlier. This is strictly a feline problem, they roam all over and attack humans meaning they provoke humans into killing them.
Oliver Wood
Cheetahs were pets in ancient Egypt and they thrived in that environment, to the point that even now in modern days cheetahs are still, in broad strokes, curious but ambivalent towards strange humans, and seek out known human companionship even in the wild.
They literally want to be human pets, but naturist faggots keep stopping us from cloning and breeding them back into the tens or hundreds of thousands so we can all have cheetah bros. Absolutely sickening "people".
Tyler Richardson
that was my only food, now I'm
gonna starve.
Jack Lopez
How do you get to the point where you're behind the enclosures without understanding the #1 rule of contact with predators is to wait until they start rubbing their side against the fence holes? When their face is facing you that means they expect food or are curious to play with something you're going to toss in.
Austin James
>Look like dogs
>Are actually related to cats
What magic is this.
Benjamin Butler
Reminds me of the pitbulls on the tire webm.
Tyler Morgan
Pet ownership should be illegal entirely. Humans have proven they can't even control small dog breeds and are even more irresponsible with regular cats. So to hell with pet ownership. Look at how many stray dogs and cats there are causing problems like spreading disease everywhere. All this is a human caused problem due to irresponsible pet owners. Pet ownership should be illegal and backyard breeders should be castrated and set on fire repeatedly until they die.
The only animals that should be tolerated are work animals like horses on farms and such. To hell with useless luxury pet nonsense.
Oliver Torres
>They're lucky
Just be a woman and take testosterone.
Gabriel Butler
Same thing with cheetahs. Look like cats, but are like dogs. Even have non-retractable claws like dogs.
Matthew Davis
>I know what animals think and feel.
>H-how?! I JUST DO, OKAY!
Angel Miller
I think it's just a Hyena in a shelter or something having a bath user. It could easily get out if it wanted to.
Tyler Wright
Cheetahs don't breed well in captivity, dude
Jaxon Brown
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I don't think the problem is them being aggressive, but the fucking noise man.
Evan Bailey
PETA members deserve nothing less than lynching.
Sebastian Thompson
La creatura