Do mothers actually play videogames?
Do mothers actually play videogames?
Ryan Rodriguez
Chase Martin
My mom plays Candy Crush and its 50 variants solely because that way she doesn't have to pay for microtransactions.
Jeremiah Thomas
yeah
Chase Hughes
That's a man ain't it?
Justin Flores
ur' just gay
Robert Adams
>can't even recognize american pie
Holy fuck zoomer just kill yourself already
Jace King
Sorry I don't watch gay shit like you
Jayden Fisher
Daily reminder Jessica Chobox husband basically came up to her at work on her first week on the job and said “You know you and I are gonna end up fucking” and she went for it. It was in an old YouTube video.
Step 1: Be attractive
Step 2: Be attractive
Anthony Nelson
I got my mom lost judgement for mother's day
Daniel Clark
my mom loves ori and the blind forest
Oliver Phillips
Absolutely based.
Levi Long
yes user,all women are men. congratulations on coming to the Yea Forums majority consensus. how based you are
Benjamin Thompson
no, in fact whenever my mum catches me playing videogames she just slaps me and rapes me
Colton Reed
She's 58 and the last game she played was when they installed a Pacman console at a pub. Doesn't even use a computer. Watches a shitload of documentaries and crime dramas.
Wyatt Rogers
No, you watch heterosexual shows like Euphoria and Jazz.
Jason Price
Euphoria?
Charles Roberts
Do you guys discuss the games you play?
William Lopez
Man, the normies are going wild these days.
Brayden Anderson
My mom used to be an arcade junkie when we had one in town. She used to know the ghost patterns in Pac-Man.
Hudson Bell
You never used a mirror?
Josiah Smith
I used to think that Stifler's mom is insanely hot.
Isaac Clark
No, they are not allowed to touch videogames to prevent any little boys from being molested online.
Sebastian Wright
the world is made by normies and betas for chads to enjoy
Jackson Scott
my mom is a pretty big mario, donkey kong, and spyro/skylanders fan.
Joshua Hall
I love my autistic movie mommy with shit taste.
Easton Richardson
my mom has 2 thousand hours on age of empires 2
Wyatt James
Weird, she didn't play THAT much but my mom also played Age of Empires 2 quite a bit back in the day
Brody Foster
Nathaniel Reed
Back in the day she really enjoyed Tetris, pinball, and solitaire. Nowadays she just plays mobile games. She likes solitaire spinoffs and matching games.
Benjamin Gomez
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alright, who has a clean high res one?
Xavier Roberts
Wish I could help her gain weight. She is disappointingly thin.
Kayden Reed
What is this body type called?
Jose Smith
My mom is obsessed with Devil May Cry, I remember her trying to circle the square of "Bayonetta is a strong female but I also shouldn't have her as a role model."
Cameron Richardson
the birthing hips and feeding tits, type
Connor Bell
The still too thin. If your woman is under 300 pounds then you are not feeding her enough.
Nathaniel Torres
The "straight SS".
Robert Kelly
Hourglass
Charles Adams
Can't believe Yea Forums memed fatties into being acceptable after years of ridicule against "body positivity"
Jason Powell
no
Nathaniel Nelson
Yeah. The Sims chiefly.
William Morris
Is she still tsundere for Henry Cavill?
Camden Rivera
I want to worship her feet
Aiden Rogers
She looks like she hangs around hangs around middle schools after hours when the boys sports teams practice
Ian Garcia
amen, my good lad. amen
Chase Bailey
Someone tell moms painting your nails isn't gonna make you hot again
Isaiah Jones
True, what they need to do is wear tank tops.
Hudson James
More importantly, they need to keep eating.
Camden Scott
And they need to breastfeed regularly to prevent overflow.
Austin Brooks
It has certainly helped my wife with breast growth and maintaining a healthy appetite.
Josiah Hernandez
Sebastian Nelson
Do older women really
Christian Bell
Isaiah Hernandez
Jeremiah Jones
We need to put a stop to this.
Henry Hall
Brayden Walker
source?
Caleb Butler
Dunno, try reverse search
Gabriel Foster
why does this look like a brazzer skit
Carson Hall
Camerawork looks too good for a porno.
If it isn't from an American Pie movie, it's from an American Pie wannabe.
Dylan Hughes
Elisabeth Shue in Behaving Badly
She was also in back in the future
Jeremiah Cooper
hi, copey
Juan Walker
its men like you that truly keep the dream alive
Angel Brown
my mother played fallout 1 when it came out. they didn't finish it, though.
Ian Gray
I hope you're doing your part, user. My wife cannot do it all alone.
Logan Roberts
They?
Ethan Robinson
I want to paint older womens toenails
Parker Davis
Painted nails is so trashy and a good redflag to look out for at any age.
Jason Richardson
biggest load of bullshit i heard all week. didnt your real mother tell you not to lie?
Dylan Parker
>back in the future
>not Cock-tail
For a moment i thought i was on a board with better tastes.
Thank you for the reminder that this is still Yea Forums and it still has the shitiest taste of every board that ever threaded this place.
Jose Robinson
Except if they are painted black, in that case shove your dick inside her inmediatly.
Evan Gutierrez
yeah and dmc2 is the best dmc
Ethan Ross
of course. they keep saying body positivity is a democratic psyop. such lies are what ensure the projects stability in the long run
Andrew Carter
Who?
Grayson Fisher
>user makes random reference
>"A-HA! so THAT'S your FAVORITE movie of all time HUHH-!!???"
hello autism
Jace Nelson
it's a movie called "behaving badly"
Ethan Kelly
>Do mothers actually play videogames?
Mobile games mostly
Levi Clark
How big is your current project?
Benjamin Butler
i don’t have mommy issues
i don’t have mommy issues
i don’t have mommy issues
i don’t have mommy issues
i don’t have mommy issues
Kevin Parker
Liam Walker
You could've picked a good movie instead..