I have zero excitement, I'm tired of trannies, this event is not fun anymore, I don't even feel like watching the best runs it's even worse since it went full remote, kill it please
Hudson Butler
>no link to the past randomizer I'm good
Dominic Turner
I'd chibi attending, shinyaquana is the only runner I'd care to see
Samuel Flores
>Pokémon Emerald Randomizer Is the seed generated right there and no complaints? Kind of mood if it isn't and the runner has been training it for months. In any case, has RTA in Japan 2022 been announced yet? That was kino.
Ayden Sanchez
I watched all of AGDQ and it surprisingly had few trannies and mentions of trannies since everyone was at home. 3D land clearly being the best run. I doubt this will be the same in an onsite event where trannies will gather like the cockroaches they are, invading the screen at every opportunity. I think I'll skip until they do them permanently from home.
>Pokémon Emerald Randomizer >The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Like all other 'randomizers' it'll be a seeded run the player knows exactly what's coming up
Daniel Wilson
>3+ hours of OMORI >4.5 hours of Yakuza 7 >3 hour GLITCHLESS Xenoblade Chronicles 2 >3 hour pokemon randomizer run AND a nearly 4 hour glitchless pokemon run >4 hours of Final Fantasy X Designated nap time
John Hill
No Resident Evil run?
Leo Carter
>No 9 hours of glitched DQVIII designated sleep time
Dominic King
I remember back in the old days when speedruns on GDQ were done by autists and every day nerds like us. Now they're either done by super troons or literal children's entertainers who make their living playing games on twitch for 4-10 year olds.
Jeremiah James
>were done by autists and every day nerds like us. Every old timer is a tranny now
Bentley Fisher
it's a true shame they all got infected by the mind virus but it was kino before they did.
Colton Nguyen
>Yea Forums: reee trannies i hate them >Yea Forums the moment a 5/10 tranny appears on gdq: woah i want to suck her girldick bros
Dominic Fisher
double elden ring finale, how this board gonna recover after this
Cooper Price
same, i don't even like speedrunning but i used to always watch but it was comfy and for actually nerdy (not the marvel fanboy type nerdy). it's such a grift/virtue signal now.
Zachary Smith
>trannies playing a tranny game WOAH?
Brody Howard
At this point, its the staff running the show that are actively ruining the event. When they aren't interupting runs begging/demanding/shaming the audience for more money, they are jerking themselves off doing their own bullshit runs while lashing out at other runners not in their inner circle for doing their own thing.
>Pokémon Emerald Randomizer Didn't they do something like this before with a different pokemon game and it ended being boring as shit as they did the run explaining nothing and just talking shit? I also don't believe the Pokemon BD/SP will actually be glitchless. I remember the ORAS run supposed to be glitchless and during the race when one guy got his starter he said he got a decent stat starter while the other guy said his was shit to he swapped cartridges to a premade perfect IV mon. Not looking forward to the GDQ starting off with that annoying whore that never shuts the fuck up about irrelevant shit in Colossus. I think I am only looking forward to seeing Stepmania but I will still watch GDQ all week then look for the rate charts to see if I missed any kino in the night.
Holy fuck I missed his name when I skimmed through the list. I will watch this guy run any game. His DMC run was based and I was disappointed his submissions was denied after it.
This. Seeing these mentally ill, destroyed people playing video games was fun for the shock value but now it just went back to being just repulsive to look at
Leo Cruz
imagine the scent
Justin Baker
>no women >no money >no corpos >no trannies >just a bunch of dudes having a good time
It's the life cycle of all hobbies.
Jayden Adams
>always take leave around GDQ so I can pretend to be a neet again for a week >not sure if I can get it this year Man
Christian Martinez
When they made rules and started banning people and turned it into a no fun allowed unless it's "reddit" tier fun and even then you still have to be careful. I remember either last GDQ or the one before some runner was posting in the GDQ threads on here explaining that during the "setup time" when we're waiting for the run to start that someone working for GDQ chatted with him in private for like 20 minutes telling him all the rules and shit you're not allowed to say when he goes live.
based, I might actually do this if I have to stop wfh
Gavin Bell
the only speedgames that are worth watching have all been shown countless times before. there are very few new games that have good speedruns.
Daniel Anderson
If they don't give you leave pull a sickie, not much they can do about it.
Bentley Sanders
Should I get days off work to watch it? I did it for ESA but it's just not the same.
Jose Young
What has happened to speedrunning and GDQ these last few years? Last time I heard the twitch chat of GDQ was locked behind a pay wall because people were being way too based for them to handle.
Jaxson Gutierrez
Is the guy who plays PAON only in AGDQ?
Isaac Lee
Trannies are easily offended so chat got paywalled, emotes got banned. I think last GDQ a fatty was running some game and after a while people mentioning her weight started getting banned. She wasn't a runner but sitting next to runner.
Opening with Shadow of the Colossus, a boring as fuck shit run played by broken brain retards that still cry over the horse dying? Great. Then straight into a day of garbage. This is the worst opening day lineup they've ever put together.
Ethan Turner
remember when a tranny got offended during a Mario Speed run because the speed runner and friends were having fun. Spike then apologised and said how terrible it was that the tranny was subjected to fun unironically.
That was the moment I knew GDQ was dead for good.
Thomas Adams
>trying to talk about video games >B-B-BUH TRANNIES?!?! god I hate you fucking niggers so much
Aaron Taylor
And then he did exactly the same during the Sekiro run. Good shit.
Zachary Collins
They fucked up with putting the any% last. I hope dude fails all the tricks.
Josiah Myers
>russki uhm.... this is problematic? Don't they know that Russia is current bad things and Russians should be treated like crap? I can guarantee you that trannies will seethe like crazy about this.
Aaron King
Yep, pic related. He would shortly delete one of those messages and typed out an essay afterwards apologizing (or back pedalling)
Any one else remember the Troon Crooner that destroyed the FFXIII run so bad by singing every comment the runner forgot what he was doing for about 5 minutes. I was actually really enjoying that run until that point.
why have all the real women who have been attending this thing gotten so fat
Jaxson Reed
>scatter chart soulless >tier list with waifu's attached soul
Jack Jackson
>you probably don't like speed running that much >the speed run was one of the only ones that was ran by the actual WR holder Fuck Spike
Connor Evans
Doesn't Spike also do the exact same thing when he's commentating/running a game?
Christian Peterson
GDQ let him on which if nice after being denied submissions after submissiom despite his first ever speedrun on GDQ being highly rated. I don't know if any chart anons still have the charts for that GDQ. Either way the mods on the Twitch chat ban tons of shit so I don't think many people will bitch much.
Yeah, like said he did it during the Sekiro blindfolded run. He had to do it as a last second replacement because the real co-commentator started literally dying of covid during the run. The problem was Spike knew nothing about the game and wasn't funny in the slightest
Jason Murphy
I'd take fucking proto with edobese commentating over this band wagon cunt. Shit at every game he plays. Loved how salty he got last time because people were having fun. Gatekeeping chode
Aiden Reyes
>horse dying She doesn't die.
Ian Bennett
no1curr faggot
Joseph Cox
This man literally supports the rape of Ukrainian women and children, he should not be allowed to speedrun.
Kevin Butler
>Absolutely terrible at games >Still has multiple runs because he's part of the crew
I sincerely hope you read this. You're absolutely awful at games and are taking spots away from people who are infinitely more skilled than you. Such as people going into the same game blind.
Juan Sullivan
>Superhot VR. It's fucking fruit cup isn't it? Beat sabre is hands down the worst run ever commit to media.
Noah Jackson
That doesn't matter, Russians are orcs and subhumans that deserves to be killed. He should not be allowed for the sole reason he was born in another country. btw we're all inclusive and accepting here, no discrimination :)
QRD? I know YGO runs are terrible but what happened?
Bentley Walker
>Running a game >Rooting for the other player What is this? Have they become so sanitised you're no longer allowed to want to win?
Anthony Foster
>Tranny Games Done Quick I'll pass. They won't.
Isaiah Miller
I can't believe I played video games my whole childhood and survived without gaming gloves. I was so reckless.
Dominic Scott
>btw we're all inclusive and accepting here, no discrimination :) Unless of course you voted for the wrong canidate in your home country, that nets you a ban too.
There's no way they'd let him on if there was proof. Before Corona there was this Spanish guy who would be running for the first time with 2 other dudes this 8 hour FF game. He was fucked with flight delays a bunch but finally got to the GDQ event at the last second and did his run with the guys. He did his part of the run just fine and when it's finished he gets a tap on the shoulder and pulled aside. Banned forever because someone went digging through this guy's social media and pointed out that he typed he hates feminists and supports some right leaning political party from his country. Guy didn't even mention politics or say anything bad during his run. I'm not even him and am still mad.
