Beat Melenia without summons or bleed

I don't give a shit about this guy but Simpsons H&R was fucking great you fag.

Hit and Run fucking sucks

oh no no no no

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youtube.com/watch?v=S3UUl5gUEcw

Gonna marathon and get drunk watching this absolute kino later today.

Whats that thing around his neck

>guilts his audience into making sock accounts for more memberships
>crys about how tips have slowed down
I know people have very little sympathy for the dregs that give Phil money, but the guy is a complete asshole for the way he treats them.

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That happens to everyone you faggot

...

He's better than most Yea Forums at soulgames
He beat the game
You didn't

DSP is based

>no summons
>no mimic tear
>no shield
>no magic
>no rivers of blood
>no bloodhound step
>no hoarfrost stop
>never gave up, didn't resort to cheap broken shit and beat Malenia fair and square
Also
>finally beats Malenia
>Audience: "hey, are you going to tweet your victory?”
>DSPCHAD: “Why the fuck would I do that?”

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Pre chat and streaming dsp was based. Now he is shit.

he literally can't lose when hes using the most OP weapon in the game and spamming jump+r2 while chugging flasks, Maliketh barely got one attack off

if he wasn't hand held through it by stream chat he'd be fucked

Pigroach Is Unbreakable

>new pc on the horizon
>will finally be able to update OBS
>no more recording errors
Kiwitrannies continue to lose

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>Beat Isshin in two trys.
I kneel

>constantly beating highly skilled/expert AI
not my problem

>IN CHINA DEY SAY CHINKY CHIKY CHANG CHUKA CHUKA CHANG SHUT THE FUCK UP
Certified kino gamer moment.

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uh oh! Yea Forums's being contrarian again!

hes such a gross faggot lmao

He used Frost still, but I'm impressed he actually beat her.
Even if he blatantly looked up several guides, and trying to make his own analysis look genuine aside that fact.
He tried really hard to win, and he did. All those faggots crying about needing this game to be nerfed should be ashamed

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>fuck off fat american

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>>Audience: "hey, are you going to tweet your victory?”
>>DSPCHAD: “Why the fuck would I do that?
Unequaled in basedosterone

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If Yea Forums died to something 140 times they would probably kill themselves.
But DSP keeps on trucking and doesn't give up.
DSP is a stronger man than the majority of Yea Forums

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what a fucking retard. i like how he pretends that hes disappointed radahn was nerfed but if he wasnt nerfed he'd be bitching and crying about getting bodied nonstop and how he "TRIED TO DAHDGE, DIDNT WORK, FUCKING NUDNIK DEV MORONS"

>, but I'm impressed he actually beat her.
hes also 100 levels higher than he should be

Waterfowl could still kill him in one go if he wasn't as skilled as he is.
Not overleveled, just plain good.

My favourite part is
>Yea Forums shitter: NOOOOOOO HE DIDN'T BEAT THE GAME HE WAS OVERLEVELED
Because while you were cheesing the game with mimic tear or rivers of reddit, DSP kept dying and getting better instead of using the most broken items.

He’s better than you.
Cope.

>anons doubting DSP in this thread
>refresh
>get this
ANONS STOP DSP WILL BEAT 4CHANNEL IF YOU DON'T CEASE

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Based Phil.

DSP now is usually just reading guides or following chat tips.

It sucks because the true DSPino was shit like him dying to quick sand in MGS3 or turning the End fight into a run-and-gun battle. It made for some absolutely hilarious shit.

He's not even that terrible at vidya now. So it makes his shit kinda generic and boring. He's still got the hatebase though oddly enough.

>CHICKY CHANG

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>Literally defeated the IRS and MidFirst Bank by summoning covid right before his court date which scared the judge and she just gave Phil what he wants so she can get home quick

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Updated list of Phil Burnell's victims:

John Rambo
PandaLee
Blip.tv
Retsupurae
Machinima
Laveria
Sons of Kojima
Fred Fuchs
Kimberlie Brink
First Order of the Falcon
Kiwifarms
The Bronsgeests
MisterMetokur
Spawnseat
Washington Department of Revenue
Internal Revenue Service
King of Pol
Vidar / BSV
Almighty Tevin
TotalBiscuit
Jetrex
Lowtiergod
Tutankhamunn
Shadowbrokers
SecretlifeofDSP
Joshua Conner Moon
Super Best Friends
The European Parliament
Emerald Seven
Austmink
Silentwarrior
Emperor Swaggins
ProJared
UKIP
BadBunny
Etika
Mumkey Jones
DrunkenPeasants
TeamFourStar
DSPArchives
MidFirst Bank
Nick Rekieta
Rochelle Shuffield
All of his creditors
All of his detractors

Pack your shit up, Almighty Tevin, SJC, Snort Burnell and co. It's over. He won.
Fourteen credit cards. Never paying them off, bby.

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This. DSP finished Ghost and Goblins Resurrection. Majority of Yea Forums won't even touch that game with a ten foot pole.

Detractors buck status: destroyed beyond repair

holy retard. No wonder you're not white.

isn't that the guy that jerked off in front of children?

And got away with it

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Yea Forums seethes at Phil because he not only shits on the games when they're being bullshit (m-muh fanboy mind can't take it REEEEE) but he also shits on them THEN finishes the game faster than the average poster.

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There more I know about him the more based he gets

DSP detractors are shitskins or looney troons

I don't think he even has fun playing vidya altogether

>This video was removed due to an excessive amount of backlash in defence of your honest neighbourhood racist: DarkSydePhil. I do not own this video, but I wholeheartedly agree with it. If you get upset with this video because you believe people who are offended are just over-reacting because this behaviour is okay, then please go re-evaluate your lives and come back when you've assigned basic human value to everyone else on the planet and don't just see them as the butt to a racist remark or "joke" you can make.
what a fucking niggerfaggot

>turns around
>gets backstabbed
HHHUUUHHH?? WHAT!! I WAS BLAHCKING DOOD THIS IS BULLSHIT

lmao it's my personal headcannon that devs can identify DSP's account and gives him a specific buggy version of the game
There's no way someone experiences half hte bullshit he does

>webm
Never gets old

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My favorite moment
youtube.com/watch?v=POBJoSIGvlc

>He never learned how to play a single fucking Metal Gear game

he doesnt experience bugs, hes just a legitimate retard

Honestly all the detractors had to do was to continue making silly montages of phil sucking at vidya and call it a day, but for some reason they dediced to lead a crusade against the guy as if he killed their mother or something,wanting to desperatly feel morally superior, seething with rage whenever he gets lucky.
What drives someone to end up like this?

>2:00
DSP kino

Because success breeds jealousy

>140 times
that's a lot haha imagine dying this many times h-haha
fucking end me

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harder than anything in fromsoft memegames

Damn imagine calling ER a hard game after this LOL he didn't even fucking cheese it

Look at these retards trying to defend a shit game. Repetitive missions, stupid difficulty curve near the end, unfunny dialogue (it's as grating as family guy, another show I don't like), and shit car mechanics make this game as shit as the pokemon series.

You forgot that he literally said that he got lucky in his winning attempt.

dsp is not successful in any shape. hes a 40 year old child with a "wife" who hates him and no kids and he blows hundreds of thousands of dollars on a shitty wwe mobile game

Based

DSP is king of Yea Forums

you won't have any of those things

Who's going to nominate him in this year's king of Yea Forums?

DSP is better and has more gaming experience than your average ADHD Yea Forumsedditor.
>DSP dies, keep on going and gets better until he beats it
>Yea Forumsedditor: dies twice and search on guides how to get the cheesiest weapon/build or summons someone

Reminder two of the sons of kojima became trans and Tevin was black to begin with.

Says a lot about what hating DSP's ideals means about you.

>Reminder two of the sons of kojima became trans
Wut? Which one?

I don't know what is worse, people caring for ewhores or caring for ewhores (male)

Tevin basically turned into DSP. Have you seen how he talks to his viewers? He had the detractor equivalent of a pillstream live and it was hilarious

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Don’t care about this fat ugly eceleb, kill yourself

Newfag can't handle board culture, another youngling filtered.

>stupid difficulty curve near the end
Imagine being filtered by the final mission of a game for 14 year olds lmao.

And your next cope will be: Notch is a loser (despite becoming a multimillionaire)

And you'll be surprised how many people are still butthurt by his old racism - that they still scream in vehemently via Twitter or Reddit (Kiwis are a different kind of bread, so I omitted them)

>t. Pokemon fan

why would i want a wife who hates me and is nothing more than a roommate?

I haven't seen tevin content in forever since he moved to twitch. I do still see little videos in my youtube subbox advertising how he's doing a drunk stream on twitch time and again. Sounds a bad mix.

>getting better
he has used the same jump-attack cheese the entire game while reading guides and being handheld by his dents. he would rather sit there and do the same shit over and over again for hours until he gets lucky with rng than actually learn the game and improve. the only reason he hasn't ragequit by now is because he has enough whales supporting it.

>Fucks tight teenage pussy when he's younger and just wanting some fun
>Gets a bit lost in the sauce and tries to wife a hoe like pandalee
>They breakup and Phil gets someone his own age
>Ends up with a trad wife who's interested in his hobbies

Sounds pretty based to me.

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