Yea Forums can't refute this
Yea Forums can't refute this
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Dobson was 100% right about this though
>t.Dobson
Samus' hair was brown and she posed in a bikini/her underwear in the first Metroid.
Atheists can't refute Purely Actual
Peach was always a blonde damsel in distress.
>literally defending western censorship
there goes Dobson, the man who was never right about anything
Dobson thinks the cartoons were the original canon and that the video games came later to retcon them.
>all of these changes were done way before the internet became popular
>Mario being from Brooklyn and Peach looking like that was never in the games
>effeminine isn't a word
>i want to fuck the Link in the last panel
that's untrue, why do people insist on arguing from absolutely 0 understanding or grasp on the subject.
>"Effeminine"
What a retard
He is from Brooklyn in the booklet, it is mentioned IN GAME in mario is missing... Imagine being so unlikable and socially inept that you just argue for the sake of it.
>Stuff from the 90s isn't as profitable anymore
Wow what a controversial take!
You could say they gave her SOUL
>what's he doing under
that's from some random manga from 1986 while the japanese cover of the game she debuted in shows her as blonde
Using old Nintendo cartoons in this confused the fuck out of everyone.
He is right about characters becoming less masculine to appeal to trannies/fangirls. Even Sora, who was more cute with a babyface has been turned into a plastic KPop character.
That's not Peach. That's an unnamed third princess who Peach deposed between Donkey Kong and Mario Bros.
what are some times you almost agree with dobson
Sora was always for faggots.
He was for girls and women, i.e. people who like Disney.
I don't care about what happens to any of them except the kid, because they're rich faggots.
>Annie and Jar-Jar both said it was the media that hit them and the fans were nothing but friendly
>Finn's actor was cheated by Disney and said they mistreated him, not the fans again
>George was attacked constantly by the media, once again not the fans and even compared Disney to "white slavers"
Uh huh...
>kylo ren
>worships old school
Wasn’t he obsessed with destroying things from the past?
>booklet
the amerishart booklet
>mario is missing
third party non-canon dogshit
>Imagine being so unlikable and socially inept that you just argue for the sake of it.
ironic and faggy
Girls don't play video games.
Kingdom Hearts is played exclusively by women and gay men; closeted or otherwise
being rich doesn't make you happy, child stars grow up to be rich but their mental state is a disaster
You only say that because people only care about the grown up child stars who are disasters like Corey Haim/Feldman and Wil Wheaton. Most child stars end up retiring from acting and getting normie jobs.
Why am I not surprised the person who made up the saving the cosplayer scenario and doesn't understand the US cartoons of Nintendo were never canon also made up this shit.
Dude had a massive savior complex and was called out by the very people he depicted as "helping" in his comics. It's somewhat hilarious that his persona used to wear a fedora since he fit the stereotype perfectly back before it had even become such a well known stereotype. The cosplayer in the comic actually called him out for trying to make her seem like a victim when she agreed to the photos and found the way he wanted to depict himself as her savior creepy, and he replied by shit-talking her for correcting him.
Can't really trust any scenario he draws to be true.
Seriously has Dob ever made a single good point and not ruin it by making a shittier take on something?
I never bothered to go out and actually read his comics, only saw ones reposted here and there. But from what I have seen of the (unedited) comics, all of them were either him turning everyone but himself into a strawman so then he can look like the intelligent one. Or a comic where he white knights for someone (usually a woman) in an exaggerated if not completely made up scenario. (Ironically, that one with the Power Girl cosplayer was not made up, just pretty much all the events depicted in his comic were)
On top of that there seem to be multiple Tumblr blogs of all things pointing out how wrong he is and how much of a shitty person he is. So I am guessing no.
or they kill themselves
calm thine tits
here's a fact for you: the NES can't do yellow
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
To this day I still don't know what the fuck he meant by this. He's the biggest white knight ever, but somehow the universe decided that Dobson must literally be wrong in every situation like it's a fundamental law of nature or something. And so he tells a grieving daughter to get the fuck over it
Dobson doesn't understand the concept of alternate continuities.
If money doesn't bring happiness then why don't rich people just give their fortunes away?
I'm sure some homeless people or a single mom working for minimum wage would be delighted to receive a couple million. Hell, I'd be happier if I had just a couple grand more.
Money doesn't buy happiness but being poor doesn't buy anything.
remember simpon?
Wish he drew trap porn tbqhwyf fr no cap.
>make bad character
>it's bad because it's le you!
Awaiting the crashing and burning of Groomerworld.
Are there boomers that still think the DiC cartoons are canon?
It baffles my mind that someone could ever think that Mario, an Italian stereotype made by a Japanese company, was a canon Italian-American from Brooklyn instead of just an Italian character.
How fucking self-centered can Americans be? Most Japanese don't even know what the fuck Brooklyn is, much less that there's a sizeable Italian inmigrant population.
IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS
>Mario an Italian stereotype?
I never understood that allegation. He doesn’t eat pasta all the time and work with the mob. The only thing is the way his voice sounds
god i'd fuck that link
You wouldn't a Link.
Captcha VH0M0
Studies show that people are happy with money up to an extent, namely, when they have enough that don't have to worry about their bills/loans. Past that it doesn't help.
So money literally buys you happiness
Link was always twinky.
It can but it's a really shitty one. It's probably just pallete limitations.
you forgot
>pic unrelated
No dipshit, up to a certain extent it removes worry, but it does not buy happiness. Once you don't have to worry about paying your bills it doesn't buy you happiness. And even up to that extent it's not buying you happiness, it's just removing worry.
So has Dob made anything sucking off Rise of Skywalker?
Lol lmao
I thought he nuked everything and left the internet? He even sent C&Ds to Know Your Meme of all places to take down his stuff.
Not worrying sounds like something that would greatly contribute towards my own personal happiness
And although I am currently capable of (barely) paying my own bills I still notice that finding 20 bucks on the street does indeed bring me joy aka happiness. I'd be a hell of a lot happier if I was also rich enough to never work a day and instead spend all day drinking whiskey.
Are my feelings about all this not valid?
>I'd be a hell of a lot happier if I was also rich enough to never work a day and instead spend all day drinking whiskey.
In other words, not have bills and loans to worry about.
Aw, I was hoping to see him defend shit like the emperor somehow returning or Rey being his granddaughter
You don't know what you want. Almost nobody does. A life of wealth is unfulfilling.