Zoomers shat themselves laughing at this

Edge, Lord

i mean they're kids. kids do stupid shit.

kek

thats the point i was making to the person i replied to, jose. i know your frontal lobe is small, but jesus fucking christ are you slow.

Same to the tune of "Just Can't Get Enough"

maybe people here are just jaded as fuck and can only get a laugh out of women, niggers and trannies twitter posts

True like this guy

Only Americans shit themselves while laughing

is that ER related? i don't get it

For me, it's this youtube.com/watch?v=mafB1VkEais

obsessed

I mean it's not hysterically funny, but if you don't even smirk then you gotta be pretty fucking numb.

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Dude, shitting yourself from laughing is not normal.

No. YOU are not normal.

gee, maybe the message saying 'you don't have the right' right in front of a closed door(that may be locked, can you believe it?) might refer to it. like, hum, hello????

The content isn't funny, it's the nature of man that is funny. You'll see a female character sitting on a log and a bunch of messages around her. You know exactly what they're say. And they say exactly that. Not even one contrarian who says something helpful. Nope, every last one is some variation of "try fingers but hole" or "angel ahead, try head".

This shit was fucking spammed everywhere in the first few weeks.

>この先、指が有効、
>しかし穴
I always give this gibberish a bad rating.

you replied to me, you snarky little faggot. that's why i responded. dumbshit. you're no better than your gay little nephews

funniest shit about this were the japs being confused as fuck because they likely saw it as the kanji

dog ahead
>its a turtle
FOR WHY???

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I think the best part about this meme is how some Japanese guy complained on twitter he kept running around at night at various places expecting to find secrets because he never heard of Fortnite

Wait till you see how they worshipped a player like it's their god. Forced meme at its finest

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>no horse ahead

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oh
that's not funny

Finger but hole

Don't worry they're worshiping the tutorial boss now cause it's epic

>never got it at first
>realized at some point that they kept popping up next to secret passages
felt really stupid to not get it earlier

It's a reference to a song you fucking idiots

i genuinely dont know what this is supposed to be referencing.

>people falling for the "praise the message then behold secret!"

What song specifically

what?

Heh

kotaku.com/elden-ring-soldier-godrick-tutorial-boss-reddit-fromsof-1848879732

Never Gonna Give You Up

I literally only play the game offline because it was so obnoxious. Felt like having reddit directly connected to my playing session.

good thing i play everything offline

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How do you figure

Oh that's fucking good.

i still dont get it

this one is actually funny

>he doesn't know about the secret postgame refight

>linking directly to shitaku
>article starts with >somehow

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Epic meme my fellow redditor

well i don't know what song it's referencing but i suppose that's kinda funny

it means that the "secret passage ahead" messages in this area are not horsing around this time

Borat.

>Laughing at Twitter faggotry
>Not feeling angry and depressed at the state of mankind

is it really? I thought it was because there's no turtle word to be used.

there shouldnt be since theyre tortoises

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People cry about messages and sure some of the jokes are overused
But not once have I run into an ambush because there's 10 messages warning you every time

>not horsing around
Thanks user this one always confused me

Time to make a new low level invader for Stormveil called Soldier of Godrick

smart fella.

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nobody ever votes for my messages

its pretty funny. Thanks GRRM.

Based, the multiplayer minigame and people who take it too seriously including shitters who need to be carried by their overleveled buddies are retards, you don't even need any ash spirits or NPC summons to break the game which to me says the devs fully intended you to be super powerful instead of the gay "it's difficult so it's fun because I'm a hardcore gamer for beating it" thing that faggots push on here and elsewhere
Especially when you realize a significant portion of the Souls community are literal boomers due to their abuse of ellipses

user's just horsing around. It's some Japanese wordplay
Same way Jap players were looking for some forts at night with all the fort, night messages

ya im retarded when it comes to messages.
a message by the merchant said "dung, key". and it took me like 30 seconds before i realized it wasnt just gibberish.

I have some with 3 ratings and some with 300, both in early dungeons where they're hard to miss.
Just delete them and put new ones instead.

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Yesterday someone intentionally put a message directly over an important grace that I couldn't activate as a result because only the "read message" prompt would appear. Why are the people who play this game such annoying fucking redditors. It's the same 3 jokes in messages over and over again. Messages aren't even useful at this point because most players would rather deliberately fuck with people or leave dumb jokes than anything helpful.

better than being a fart smella

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Even Japanese players are confused by.
>この先、馬はないぞ
The most popular theory seems to be that its an English message with "horse" used instead of "hope".
I suspect its from some other language though, maybe BR.

you can generally cycle through stacked things with the d-pad

kek what planet are you living on
welcome to every souls game ever

Switch prompt you retarded nigger
Maybe it's Chinese then. Did ER release in China?

If it's in front of "hidden path ahead", it's likely to be a Chinese meme.
Horse(马) and Mom(妈) are pronounced similar in Chinese, indicating the liar got no mom.
"Dog ahead, therefore no horse ahead." literally means curse the liar.

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user, the grace will always take priority over the message. The real reason that the grace prompt is not appearing is that its one of the graces with the interaction point placed incorrectly. Its invisible but should be close by.

you can press right to cycle between actions

Not in the mainland because CCP is not approving any foreign games right now. Its not stopping Chinese players from playing on the JP server though.

You should indicate that's a direct quote you found by googling
Otherwise someone else who googled it and found the same reddit post is gonna call you a redditor
Fucking redditor scum kys