You DID make the correct waifu choice, right? You're not some fucking Fiafag, right?

You DID make the correct waifu choice, right? You're not some fucking Fiafag, right?

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おめでとう

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I played as Tarnished Type B and I yuriyuri with Ranni in space, now.

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Only explorelets and homos don't put a ring on Ranni. I sliced Fia up with an unupgraded saw when I found her. It took her 30 seconds to die. I never even figured out what she wanted until NG+.

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Yuricucks are mentally ill and are on the same level as bbcposters

ranniniggers are the worst posters on Yea Forums by a long shot

>bro what if the girl was the more horny one that would be crazy and whacky XDDD

How long will he keep making this joke?

I would prefer rya, but Ranni is my second option
It's not because Ranni it's not cute, it's because rya has a dork bullied personality and I want to protect that kind of girl

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I did the quest and still don't know what she wanted... diet ranni ending I guess.

You could've just said "no way fag" when she wanted to (((((hug)))) you.

You will never be a woman, even less a cute woman

Taking a wife is the most maddening thing I can think of. May chaos take this thread!

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She wanted to cuck you and fuck Godfrey to spawn the child of death or whatever. Bottom line is Ranni wants your cock, Fia thanks you for enabling her to take another dude's cock. You're essentially a mega simp.

Of course.

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I did

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Sorry, I can't hear you up in space.

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To anyone that says Ranni is evil, I DON'T FUCKING CARE, I DON'T CARE AT ALL, I WILL HAVE MY FAMILY AND WE WILL RULE TOGETAH

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still dont know what she wanted, played two times
i killed her for revenge because D's cool

>burns herself before putting out
>end up like incel bernahl or schizo vyke
no thanks bro

>same flabby instagram thot model body on every character
I hate zoomers os much.

COUNTER

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Yeah what of it.
I'm no transhumanist space feminist.

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@598281429
Reminder that the Yuricucks are trannoids that self insert as the girl AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA AS THE GIRL, THEY WILL NEVER BE A GIRL, JUST AN UGLY MALE WITH MAN TITS

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She was an advocate for undead rights and wanted to legalize necrophilia

>rykard has
>loving wife
>loving daughter
>big ass house
>loads of friends
sadly his daughter was born with autism but it can be helped

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why does yuri suddenly make people seethe so hard?

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I just want a hug at this point.
youtu.be/QClRm8042zg

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Thanks for the pic user, I will post it when I see a yuritrannoid and with a little of luck they will kill themselves

this story is FAKE NEWS

That was pretty good.

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Lmao tranny cuck

yeah..

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Who is this?

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Everyone hates transexuals, even themselves that's why they commit the rope

literally ranni

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>suddenly

>no Melina route is possible despite being able to save her and tell the frenzied flame to fuck off.
She's so perfect, bros...

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It's literally one person. He's even fucking talking to himself, holy shit.

Its mostly just one literal schizo faggot.

*ahem*
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

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MAY CHAOS
TAKE
THE WORLD

Rykard is cool and Volcano Manor is a jolly place for cool people. There, I said it.

M A Y
C H A O S
T A K E
T H E
W O R L D

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD

NOT IN MY WATCH!!!

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>she abandons you and never returns after touching 3Fingers
>giant sidequest to repair needle does little to nothing other than just fucking reopening the select an ending options
All the setup to fall flat on its fucking face, I'm still mad about that shit months later

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Funny, because my male fantasy has nothing to do with imaginary waifus or contrived emotional companionship.

I want to be a knight of honor and strength in a nobler time. I want to adventure through a magical world. I want to defend the innocent, punish the wicked, and uphold what is good. That is my male fantasy. Obsessing over bizarre cartoon waifus like the weaklings in this thread (and all over the board at every minute of every day) is pathetic and subhuman-tier in my opinion.

>mfw frenzied flame
I just wanted Melina to LIVE

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my name is rya weston chandler and im looking for a maiden free tarnished levels 18 to 23. NO DEXFAGS

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>Would you really become a Lord who sacrifices others for personal gain? Are you willing to commit such an evil, callous act? I implore you to do the right thing. Save the poor, virtuous maiden and become a truly righteous Lord.
>By the way AHAHAHAHHA MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD BURN IT TO THE FUCKING GROUND AHAHHAHAAHHHHHH
What did he mean by this?

simping destroys the world

It's such an obvious set up I can only assume that the entire needle side quest is unfinished and there was supposed to be more Melina content that got scrapped.

Worshipping a god of chaos has some side effects like getting excited easily.

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I dont like her, and I could be happy if I could save Roderika, or Millicent too, actual normal girls that want to help you and dont ask to take the world for them, but the only one that I can actually save is Nepheli.

It's not fair, man.

> a guy with a Russian name possessed by a Jewish demon who tells him to destroy individualism
surface level nigga

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Are you talking to me?
Are you talking to me?
I'm the only one here
Im very good at doing sparks and propagating fires, and I fucking hate trannoids yuricucks

shes perfect

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So... you protect the weak?

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