Bethesda bros

Bethesda bros...

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Americans will use any unit of measurement except the one that makes sense.

This game keeps me from killing myself

What does that even mean

A Bethesda equals 7 billion dollars

Only? I thought that game would be earning multiple a year

And yet they can't release new content on time or rerun yoimiya. AMAZING

what unit of numbers is that? stupid fucking euros

Brits measure weight with rocks. I don't want to fuckin hear it.

>one-quarter of a bethesda
kek

we must embrace Todism in the schools and teach the children this proper unit of measurement.

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>all the might of China's communist party can't even equal one man in America
Kneel, Xi.

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How do western devs feel when they see a game with hot animu chicks making so much money?

>HOLY SHIT GUYS, CHECK OUT THIS KOTAKU ARTICLE HEADLINE I JUST SAW ON MY PHONE!!!! HEHEH BETHESDA BROS OH NO NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY AHAHAHA

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I'm genuinely worried we'll stop getting new areas nearly every patch with Sumeru
It made sense with Inazuma because they were just tiny islands

This person went to journalism school and that's the best headline he could come up with.

Thank god Bethesda doesn't cater to the same retards that spend money on gacha games
btw, Starfield is going to be amazing

New areas can be added in like the Chasm to the overworld. Islands make it easier, but it's still possible with areas on the mainland

seriously?

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>Oh no, traveler. Look at this massive sandstorm blocking our way to the natlan-minority re-education camps
We'll have to wait for it to clear

There's been absolutely no mention of Natlan at all in game, pretty sus

faggots still using the horse armor shit as if it's still 2008 and Bethesda hasn't proved they can consistently do more substantial DLCs than that. Maybe not the best DLCs but Far Harbor and the Skyrim DLCs were cozy af.

because they're jungle savages that the glorious Sumeru academics will be integrating into human society through work camps on the border

Based. Unironically a good videogame, been playing for months and haven't dropped a cent on it

The point was thay Bethesda are some of the earliest ones that were pushing for MTX in games

Seethe their "works of art" aren't recognized as the "genius subversive masterpieces" they are.

and that's a good thign

Oh, you're proposing that DLCs and gacha are basically the same thing and one is just the logical extension of the other's preexistence. No, DLCs are not a slippery slope to lootboxes. Gambling has always existed. Someone had to develop the idea to implement that in gaming independently and it wasn't Todd who did it first. Don't be daft.

bethesda's shiteaters are equally as retarded as gacha whales, and sometimes they overlap. case in point: dsp (a known whale on wwe champions) is planning on playing fallout 3 again for like the fifth time, after he finishes playing skyrim again.

because Fallout 3 is better than NV

microtransactions are microtransactions

Of course there's going to be overlap. You can find overlap in every set of two popular franchises. It would be a statistical anomaly if there weren't any people who enjoy both. This isn't much of an argument. Yeah, Bethesda games are something that can appeal to really stupid people too because they aren't very difficult.

>They're the same because... they just are, okay?!
heh

>make cuteshit accessible to everyone
>pander to whales
>???
>profit
Wow it's like that fucking easy to milk money instead pleasing whitelibs.

Don't mind me, just posting some microtransactions

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How? I was more than willing to play, but the lack of five stars (main character shouldn't count) kept me from wasting any more time on it.

DSP beat Isshin on his third attempt. He's anything but stupid.

>someone posted those news that genshin made six billion on reddit
>all of /r games was seething since they refuse to acknowledge the game exists or could be good

kek

that's more of a macrotransaction

There's enough free shit you get just from exploring and doing the story that you're guaranteed 2 free 5 stars

Didn't realize real gaymurs on Leddit hated it as well, seems they have the same kneejerk reactions as Yea Forumstards. I don't think there's been a single game that BTFO the entire industry this hard

I doubt the devs (programmers) are making hundreds of millions of dollars.
Whoever bankrolled the studio is, but he's most likely not a dev (programmer)

what about elden ring

nah

I've never met someone who accidentally spent thousands of dollars on DLCs over the course of months for a single game that ISN'T EVEN THAT GOOD mate
Gacha games
Are
Not
That
Good
You are addicted to gambling for a digital asset
GET
HELP

Only shazamfags on Yea Forums were doomposting, bunch of discord trannies. Rest of the industry was fine with it, overhyped it even in my opinion

So now that the zelda kiddies are done complaining about this game being a ripoff can anyone tell me what the hell the gameplay and payment model is actually like? It is like one of those "pay to not wait forever" games or what?

they hate it because it has anime girls and microtransactions, nobody knows the game is actually tame as fuck and paid stuff is optional

>nobody knows the game is actually tame as fuck
reminds me of xenoblade 2 but without the microtransactions and far less money

>like me some Genshin
>luv XBC2
>can't talk about either because they're shitposted to death

Paid stuff being optional didn't stop them from making large profits on a free-to-play game somehow. Hmm, it's almost like even if you make a gacha game that finally isn't pay-to-win, gacha dorks are still going to throw their paychecks at it.

>pumping all of this money into china
>willingly
>because you like little anime girls
Genshit should unironically should be banned in the west.

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Genshin's the only gacha I play, but I legit don't get the gambling meme.

Maybe it applies more to other games with no pity, but whenever I roll for a character I assume its going to take the full amount of summons to hit pity, and the only real gamble is the first pity being a 50/50 which I also assume I'll lose. If I'm not near pity I have 0 expectations. In fact the MORE I wished the less exciting it is and wishing is the least enjoyable aspect of the game to me.

This. The only time I felt excited when rolling was when I first started and wanted Fischl. Soon after I learned how the pity system worked and could guarantee whatever character I wanted just by saving

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Western devs are allergic to anime
t. Person trying to learn how to sculpt anime girls in zbrush and there are 0 resources in English but there’s 1 million tutorials on how to sculpt goblins, orcs, monsters, or realistic people

9,889,803,000.00 Australian dollar

Pretty sure that inflates their egos even more because they think people simply don't GET their genius.

DSP isn't quite the same, he got addicted to one gacha, there are people out there who chase every new gacha there is

> Person trying to learn how to sculpt anime girls in zbrush
don’t. only nips should make anime games. everytime a western try to do anime the fuck it up hard because they miss the point. we just can’t get it

ah yeah, the subversive genre of art known as fortnite and among us

In your own words, what point are they missing?

Did they revert Rosaria's model?
Depends, western devs who make shitty mobile games that bring in big money are probably fine with it. Those who develop "real games" are probably salty.

shantae isn't anime?

like dumbass for not thinking about it before

That isn't gacha tho, you're guaranteed to get what you wanted.

Meanwhile this bitch gets crossovers

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Instead of pleasing white SJWs, they pleased Chinese SJWs.
It depends on which part of reddit you're on.
Congrats, you're not the one providing most of the funding for a gacha game.
Nope.

You're also guaranteed the character if you use 180 summons, so?

venezuela

Is that not in the western hemisphere now?

Why not just sell the character straight up then?

>they pleased Chinese SJWs.
I dunno man, those videos on Bilibili of Xinyan don't look like the kind of stuff SJWs would make.

I'll raise you.

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Okay, but how much is that in Megamans?

That's all gambling money though
Plus gacha games are the equivalent of a slot machine

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>he got addicted to one gacha
not true, he admitted to playing brave exvius, wwe supercard, and dokkan battle in the past. he's a repeat gacha addict. champions just ended up being the one that bankrupted him.

years passes, FO4 releases, honkai 3rd releases, genshin releases, kind of bored of it already and TES6 is still not here... i can`t believe this.

Weapon banner is whale bait anyway

You can find pervy shit on youtube too. Even nude MMD shit.

Not that user but it shows they're ashamed of making anime on their product, and it always feels dishonest with carbon copy storytelling or cringy meta jokes.

They do sell the character straight-up. It's called "buy 180 summons". 1 through 179, you have a chance to get the character without having to pay the full price. Pretty simple.

Its the same feeling that anitubers have, it feels ironic instead of legit embracing anime shit.

honestly i don’t know because i am not an anime expert nor a weeb, but i think it’s related to eithers eyes, noses or colors. they always seems to miss thoses three points when the west tries to make anime characters. oh also they can’t get into spiky hairs. When nips do that shit it feels like it makes sense despite being stupid irl, but when a western does it it seems like it was trying to parody it instead and looks awful. i think it’s because nips when drawing their character know that due to their stylized style they must draw them differently depending of the character in question, like let’s look at their nose, from the front the usually like look like a light L but from the side you can see it’s actually kinda point. same with the eyes, which is why 3d anime games model often looks awful in some direction, mostly eyes. and which is why recently some anime cutscene try to some scenes directly making a part of the model looks bigger to give emphasis, like if you watch dragon ball fighterz ultimates with a camera mods that keep it stil.
honestly i just think the west should just try to get their own style, just make stuff as cool looking like that spider-man animated movie. personally i wish we could go back to the geometric era of cartoons like dexter or fairy old parents

>Percy
user, why are you in a thread about a game you don't play?
Xinyan is the darkest-skinned playable character in the game, Chinese users have basically made it a meme to make her a standin when making fun of niggers.

Aren't Mihoyo devs literally stuck in their homes for over a month now? Lol. Lmao even.

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How about that Castlevania show?

>you have a chance to get the character without having to pay the full price
So its not selling the character straight-up. Its gacha/gambling.

When I think Genshin+Bilibili, I usually think pervy MMDs. But them making fun of niggers doesn't mean they aren't SJW. They just aren't western SJWs. Anons gotta think like asians.

>But them making fun of niggers doesn't mean they aren't SJW.

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Ameribros I can't stop kneeling
China won

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Fag

the point is to make FTP people to work their asses off to get the character they want, increasing play time and grinding even further
i haven't spend a dime in a year playing it but i have several 5s characters and almost all 4 stars

Not him, but that show was very cynical and kind of missed the point of the original games, so it's probably a great example of Americans not understanding anime.
It also tried to pull that "wut if humans and duh real monstuhs" in a world full of literal demonspawn that eat babies, and that's always going to be a negative.

no they are not SJW, china is full of idiotic insane nationalist that censor takedown stuff when it doesn't fit their CCP values, even my sexy anime girl fan service stuff

I really still dont get why westeners have a really hard time replicating the anime style. Do you really need asian blood for that? whenever i see an anime drawing it shows if a westener drew it.

You pay for 180 summons, get a random discount, and you're guaranteed a character. If you're hung up on the idea of a random discount, you should pay full price and never buy games on sales then.

The Castlevania games were hardly "anime"

Anime itself is just bootleg Disney

why would they re-run the worst character they ever made