It's Mother's Day

What's your mother's favorite game?

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I wish xev was my mom/teacher/sister/burglary victim/woman I found on a hiking trail in need of water

Bettie Bondage>Xev>Tara Tainton

My mom used to play mario a lot. I'm sure she was stoned, but this was back in the early-mid 90's. I still remember the gaudy fucking 90's furniture we had.

ruining my life

>What's your mother's favorite game?
Well she's never really played games, but I guess she played games on the arcade machines. Like for example galaga.

AAA+ posts. I didn't expect much going into this thread.

Why do white women just become men the older they get?

she plays farmville

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Is anyone actually going to remark on the fact that her name is 'Xev Bellringer'

This is not the name of a person
This is the name of a boss in Dark Souls

As if her last name being 'Bellringer' wasn't peculiar enough, her parents thought it would be a good idea to make her first name 'Xev'

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She used to play Wolfenstein 3D a lot

bait, autism, or are you this retarded? here's a (You) either way

What do you want us to say? That's obviously not her real name so no one really cares.

>are you retarded
Probably

Is it the name of a character from another video game?

>tara tainton
my fuck i've been searching for that forever
i was looking for this vid of a soldier coming home to his mom and her fucking him for what feels like years now

On a less baity note, why did she name herself after a character from a Canadian sci-fi TV series?

at least she doesn't have rose in her name

Xev Bellringer… forgive me

>This is the name of a boss in Dark Souls
because mommy is the final boss of all fetishes

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and castlevania

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We used to have that on our ancient 90's computer we had to enter command prompts to get to function. A bit later on my mum liked Crash Bandicoot, Spyro and Medievil. I remember the exact moment she gave up on video games was when she played A Hero's Tail on GC and decided that it wasn't the same. She played Wii Sports and Guitar Hero a few times after but yeah.

That video she did about being a fan winning a contest makes me diamonds. Absolutely spilling to that video and I’m married. I wanna fuck Xev so bad.

nobody knows Canadian media
same reason anytime i need to give a fake name i say "Lance Penn"

it's her pornstar name you absolute cockmongler. It's not her real name

My mom is 61 and has never played a video game in her life. I assume other moms of similar age are the same. Is that true?

some of these chicks are too pretty for the level of degeneracy they stoop to.
Veronica Avluv is also like this

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Why are there some americans that insist on not killing themselves?

I want her to fellate me and then murder me in my sleep.

Why did Charlotte Sartre name herself after a shitty philosopher? Why did Proxy Paige name herself after proxy pages?

whats the roleplay mommy with the best titfuck pov videos?

How many pornstars actually use their real name? I know Angela White does.

Who cares? I'm tryin' to bust not have a discussion with 'em!

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Bellringer doesn't sound too odd when you realize a bunch of popular names are just old professions. If Shephard or Smith or Knight can name why not Bellringer?

fine. which mommy should I absolutely jack it to right now, since this thread is up

Xev,Bobbi Starr

her going mommy was great

don't forget kathia nobili
she has that god tier scary hot thing going on

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kino kova

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>kathia nobili

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i prefer the original

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My mom hates vidya, but she did really like the original Wario Ware.

zoey halloway

>well you cant go out walking around with that thing, lets take care of it

why cant life be like this

All of the mummies in this thread are pathetically thin and flat.

not a lot.

Cherie Deville. Specifically her 'mom's the only milf for me' vid. thank me later.

My mom likes Bejewelled a lot, she plays it all the time. Used to like Tetris, Battle City, old Mario games, Alex Kidd and Dr.Mario back in the day.

Well yeah, that's typically what a mummy looks like after being left to decompose for thousands of years

Why does this woman get so much appreciation from you guys? There are plenty of better and younger ones out there.

such as?

Playing the court system to fuck over our family, then fucking over the family to ??

I don't know anymore I don't speak to her

An older woman with "mom" like qualities is hot. Actually fucking your mom is not.

Adventures of lolo

saw one video where she isnt wearing a wig or makeup and could never fap to her again

For me? It's Ariella Ferrera or Kayla Synz

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>younger
that defeats the entire purpose you cock slobbing faggot

where's all of tara tainton's vids at

ACKTUALLY
she's a character from a tv show from the 90's

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this was the first mommy porn vid i ever watched

absolutely destroyed my dick and it's still great

ty user

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Syren De Mer in "A Family Affair" is pretty great.

tabooflix
milfnut

for me it's pic related

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Empornium.

BASED

>lookup milf pornstar
>first results are always "bbc, blacked" etc related
why

post the links anons

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>Syren De Mer
Yes

I just coomed to this chick, what the fuck am I even doing with my life.

incestflix

I was once so desperate to see more og her videos that I subscribed to her website. I felt so ashamed and I cancelled the subscription after 2 days. It's not that the porn was bad, it was great. It's just that I never thought I would stoop so low as to paying for porn.

You're like 10 years late to the party, bud

There's worse you can do. Like actually buy tokens on Chaturbate. I was a fucking idiot.
Just tell them to google "Puss in Boots".

my mom only has played crash bandicoot in the 90's

i wish i had gamer parents, ive only got my brother to talk to

holy shit, now this is pure kino

She seems to be the only solo girl who takes fake loads to the face, haven't really found anyone else that does it.

Any other similar sites for that kind of content?

>why
because society is collapsing

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objective truth

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>Step-mom
Seriously, why even bother with this shit fetish if you are not even going to go all the way with it.

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She looks exactly like one of my ex girlfriends

Based WWJR enjoyers.

they have to do that so the normies don't friggin explode

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because credit card companies (aka where all your money comes from as an internet whore) won't pay you if you don't add the "step"

>incestflix
Its shit, all videos are like 480p at most, use other sites.

This is peak "I want to speak to the manager" Karen aesthetic

pushed content
beast soon

maybe I should start taking loads to the face
her skin looks great

I'm more of a GILF kinda guy

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so glad no one posted cory chase

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what other sites would you recoommend?

i would say tetris on gameboy but she has been into those puzzle games where you click the items hidden in pictures the past few years(think she plays some other type puzzles on whatever site she gets them from but she then uses the fucking hints system so i dont respect her

if its mothers day my brother is prolly gonna phone me to tell me to phone my mom but i see no point in these retarded "holidays"

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SAME

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WHO? She looks like my coworker.

someone has to do it.

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Pretty much defeats the whole purpose of the fantasy

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You're welcome. Here other mommy videos are pretty pique too.

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are these sites fucking minefields, I found some on milfnut but some were taken off I guess.

NAME? PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THIS IS GOOD. PLEASE NAME.

is this mental illness and should this behaviour be avoided?
t. mommyfag

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Mum really enjoyed Detroit Become Human and Shadow of the Colossus . Think her fav was probs Detroit though.

wish I could ask her

Fuck I want this bitch

in my opinion that ranking is nearly accurate, but only 100% accurate about their writing and acting ability. for porno, I think beauty is at least as important, and tara tainton is the most beautiful of the three. to get a more accurate ranking, I think you should rank them by those traits separately, then give them a final ranking in order of their average rank.
>acting ability
bettie > xev > tara
>writing quality
bettie > xev > tara
>beauty
tara > bettie > xev
>average rank
bettie (1.33) > tara (2.33) = xev (2.33)

please don't get butthurt at me for putting xev at the bottom in terms of beauty. she's obviously very beautiful, but this is a relative ranking.

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For me, it's because I don't actually want to fuck my mother. I want to fuck an older, motherly figure who dotes on me and to provide a unique intimacy but I also want to have enough distance that I dont feel like a complete degenerate either.

absolute goat
shame its non-blood related, but still amazing

Seems like a pretty common fantasy, there isn't anywhere that you really won't find some mom/step mom type shit. Also, I'm talking about pornography at 1:30am, I think some things have gone wrong.

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you're on Yea Forums
you're already gone

>Look sexy
>Talks sexy (Very important)
>In POV videos where the guy is silent

okay, blame christfags then. People with brains understand it's a fantasy.