Heed my words

>heed my words
>i am malenia, blade of miquella
>and i have never known defeat
K-k-kino

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>kino
Fuck off with that shit. You sound mentally deficient.

Based.
>Fuck off with that shit. You sound mentally deficient.
You sound kino.

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>Based
You sound mentally deficient as well. Learn to express yourself properly and not rely on retarded memespeak.

You sound both kino and cringe.

Except she got BTGO by Radahn.

how can a mere human satisfy her

kino

>cringe
Another mentally deficient word. Do you morons not have a legitimate vocabulary or has the internet rotted your brain that much?

Tranny.

Touch grace+tarnished+maidenless+filtered+you didn't beat it+unfriended+downvoted+unmatched+blocked

By being superior in strength

Built for Big Radahn Cock

You can't.

>i am malenia, blade of miquella and i have never known defeat
>upgraded claymore + shield + summon spirit
She now knows defeat

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>Ralph, Heed My Words...
>No.

Secret failed clone of Malenia...
Gowry fucked up again.

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her music is actually good. Really a great experience overall. it can be kind of wonky because learning her with low defensive stats is a pain in the ass more so than any other boss (dying to waterfowl)

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Is that why shes fully sentient and radahn is a fucking vegetable wandering the desert on a horse with no name. Eating corpses?

This is more character building than she got in-game.

hey dol

merry dol

ring a dong malleno

ding dong

chandler bong

blade of miquellooooooooooo~

ching chong

hop along

your game is shitto

>winged humanoid with a long katana
How low FROM's design has fallen holy shit.

>Blade of Miquella
>doesn't know he takes big omen cock daily

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The results are not surprising at all. Expect for Rykard, though he'd be more popular.

>disciple of the legendary swordsman who sealed the rot god
>she loses every time she tries to fight with swordsmanship and has to rely on the rot god powers

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I mean she’s basically retarded herself just spends all day shitting by a tree not even looking for her “beloved” brother instead of actively looking for him. That sounds pretty retarded to me

>hey look at me im so normal
>posts on Yea Forums
based nigger retard

Except*
thought*

I had a stroke while typing that but my point still stands she’s just as retarded if not more

>gets defeated twice
>hides in a flower
>"t-that didn't count..."

Built to be raped by a futa oni.

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0 votes for Rykard...

cute!

what a weird pairing

>Placudisax instead of Fortissax

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Fortissax is just a reskinned ancient dragon, boring af

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>i have never known defeat
That just means you have never faced a true opponent.

Let me solo her.

if she didnt give radahn fantasy aids, she'd be spitroasted by him and his horse by now.

His unique aspects are better than Placudisax.
>muh meteor
fulgurbug and death storm mechanics were more intense. Plus Placudisax melts to Destined Death that you can get right before him.

>nobody voted for Rykard
What the FUCK hmmmbros.

w-wdhmbt?

Who's favorite boss is fucking Rennala off all people?
Just what the fuck is wrong with you?

Name another muscular woman to dominate malenia

why not? she's pretty cool if you're not so overleveled by the time you fight her to just kill her in 10secs

It's kinda funny how the loudest complaints are about input reading but most people who care enough to answer these polls put the objective input readers as the best bosses. Almost like a solid portion of detractors don't actually play the game. I put Morgott.

my favorite fights are godfrey and morgott, funny how they're in the same arena

I've been here a while
I hope I'm at least mildly annoying her at this point

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You'll get there user. It took me approx. 2 days to beat her solo. Definitely one of the longest times it took me to finish a boss but very fun.

bloodhound step is the best thing you can do for yourself

The summon part is pretty cool, but for most people they'll melt her right away or she'll melt them right away. There's a pretty small window for levels and builds that makes her fun.

>my boy Maliketh getting no love

>rotcure ending
brooooos

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cute!

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go back

>Malenia #1
I thought people hated this fight?

Only shitters do.
If you've played the other souls games she's basically one the only 2-3 memorable roadbumps you will encounter throughout the entire game.

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*clin clin clic

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I thought the other bosses were alot more fun. Do souls fags only care about difficulty?

>1. Malenia
>2. Godfrey
>3. Morgott
Glad to see we don't have shit taste here.

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