Lizard
Lizard
That’s a crocodile
I'd like to fock that croc if you know what I mean.
What do you mean?
>she's never going to be used again
Fucking Nintendo
I really like the idea of the Kremlings having a real "family" of their own that rivals the Kong family and they're not necessarily evil more than them and the Kongs are jerks to each other.
The King is better
Give this girl croc a girl cock and I'm in.
I've always loved her. I need to request art of her stripping like Ranfan from Dragon Ball since they have similar hair. What kind of underwear do you think she'd wear?
I love the King but I think his design only looks good in Smash and that it's pretty much impossible for 2D fanart to capture what makes it work.
Is there any chance the Paon Kremlings could ever come back? I'm guessing not, since it's still in question as to whether K. Rool will even come back, or if there will indeed ever be another DK game again, and it seems less likely with each year that passes without one announced.
Made for BKRC (Big K. Rool Cock)
Playing Rise of Ruins lately and it's pretty fun
They appeared as trophies in Smash, unlike the Rare kremlings, so I think Nintendo cares about them to some extent. If kremlings come back in a new DKC game, I could see them used as bosses.
its uncanny...
That was just because they had pre-existing 3D models to port in. It's why the Wii era had so much DK content in Mario spinoffs, and why that has disappeared in the Switch era; there are no HD models of those characters. Tour has all the Kongs because the game is low-res enough for those old models to be viable. The Kritter goalies in the new Strikers are the latest casualty. This is also why you will never see any Mario RPG characters in spinoffs. It's quite honestly all about 3D model reuse.
*queen
Imagine blowing a load in her afro
This is easily the best Roolette I've seen, but she really should have kept the gut instead of going for an it-all-went-to-her-boobs joke, and the golden plating should have been seamless. I really appreciate keeping the maw and the eye, though.
you know god isn't real because scalie women aren't real.
Kill yourself, fatfag.
I don't want her to be the size of a truck, I just want her to keep K. Rool's attributes.
kalypso has such a cute design, I want more pictures of her to save. I also want to fuck her brains out.
>scalie women aren't real
>niggers are
Checkmate theists
>reptile
>tita
BIG
FAT
VENOM
SACS
how else is she gonna give tit jobs???
Klumps have navels and nipples (sounds like a sexy TTRPG). It's entirely fair that female Kremlings get tits.
Thank you based Kalypso poster
Crocer Fatigue
I love you, suicidal but apparently indestructible Kalypso poster
How many eggs to crocs lay at a time?
She loves human men
>kalypso coom thread
Blessed
Depends on the species. Can be as few as 6 or as many as 60.
>mods nuke Tiny Kong threads on sight
>mods let Kalypso thread have bigass porn dump
Yea Forums scale preferences confirmed
Nice
>anatomically correct croc cock*
ftfy.
but yes.
This is our territory, after all.
youtube.com
No, she love human penis inside of her
Based. They're honestly fascinating to behold. they look like flesh orchids, they're permanently erect, and shoot out and back in on a bungee chord as needed.
based mods, the croc is hotter. k rool looks better than dk too, but i'm not gay.
Kalypso is easy boss fap bait like clawroline from kiry forbotten lands or the female broodal in odyssey.
We'll get King K Rool and Kremlings back in the next DKC game. Rare was right to not use Kremlings till nailing the gameplay so fans can't bitch how 'muh boy was murdered wah', like you insufferable cunts would.
just apply this to lizards in general.
will the afro ever come back as a style? especially for women? asking for a friend.
I mostly felt spurned by DK's iconic enemies being excluded from his big "return" to form, and thought the Tikis fucking sucked as villains. I loved the Snowmads, and wouldn't have been upset if the Kremlings sat one game out for worthy new adversaries to come around.
>pic
i knew it was coming and i still cringe every time
>60 eggs
absolutely fucking imagine.
>I can't read the post
Sounds erotic as hell.
Would you take responsibility if you impregnated her?
Nile crocs are the ones that lay 60 eggs. Salties lay 59. No Kremling is apparently based on a specific crocodilian species, but that also leaves plenty of room for interpretation.
tulip.paheal.net
Futas cannot have penis inside of them
>would I take responsibility for starting a family
Yes
>No huge 70s-era bush
Sure I understand that, but you absolutely fucking know people woud shit on DKCR twice as hard if the kremlings came back with whatever minor changes, plus the no swimming, only ramby, etc.
I rather they come back once retro fully grasp the mechanics and level design so retards have less ammo to shit up discussions.
There is a lack of art
Based anatomically correct genitalia enjoyer.
Yes
Absolutely
>too beta too fuck your futa-gf after she fucks you
Low Test confirmed.
>Iaintclickdatshitnigga.jpg
I feel like the "They fucked up the Kremlings" complaints would have paled in comparison to the volume of "Where the fuck are the Kremlings" complaints, but it would definitely have happened.
Guys, I don't think getting a BJ from an alligator woman would actually feel good.
They have ALOT of sharp teeth
It's pained me since her debut in 2007. I requested myself.
Give her a chance
there used to be this pic actually. "hey watch the teeth, fuck yeah gator bitch". It was some surfer brah looking retard getting head from some ancient egyptian gator-headed woman. was pretty funny
cant tell if mods are based or asleep
>Futas cannot have penis inside them
They literally can though. Traditional futa implies both sets of genitalia.
Which is pretty neat because you can fuck your waifu while she fucks your concubine, and then after you finish in your waifu you pull out and switch to the unoccupied hole of your concubine and double-team her with your waifu.
asleep
It's a huge pet peeve of mine when people draw floppy humanoid genitalia on reptilian characters, especially ones like Bowser who almost always have their bare crotches constantly exposed and there's nothing to see. Hell, people almost never draw Bowser with anything less than fully human proportions that make him look like a cosplayer. Besides, reptile dicks are aesthetic as hell and are generally exotic enough to be appealing.
they got like 1% of the thread then gave up
Look at her model in the OP again. She doesn't have very many teeth and they're actually less in the way of a blowjob than a human woman's teeth would be.
Reading stuff like this helps remind me that no matter how many faggots call me a furfag for liking anthro women, I haven't fallen soo low that I want to see weird shit like this in my porn