>Human
>Male
>Warrior
yeah, it's gaming time
>Human
>Male
>Warrior
yeah, it's gaming time
Why is he so smug?
He has every reason to be smug. He's the most popular choice during char creation!
umm based?
>Human
>Male
>Warrior
>Sword and Shield
>Neutral Good
>yeah its gaming time
>orc
>female
>warrior
humans are boring
You bet it is.
Because he's the only good human male face available in the game.
Is it finished yet?
Sword and Shield is noice
>paladin is no longer the go-to larping normalfag class because it actually requires devotion to a higher purpose and knowledge of the setting instead of being a hedonistic murderhobo so normalfag larpers only pick warrior/fighter now
he's white
in that case it was actually a cleric
but in 5e tabeltop, statistically, human fighter is the most picked still
pic related
also this LMAO faggots
> “coca cola bad”
>”vanilla bad”
> “sword and board human warrior good”
Hmmmmmmm…..
The straight man's choice.
>> “coca cola bad”
>>”vanilla bad”
Where those with you in the room?
>Skeleton
>Male
>Two hander
>Beast
>Male
>Spellblade
step aside, monkeys
Now this is a true patrician.
Shame you are a reifag tho
anyone play as an archer of some sort?
I barely ever see anyone mention they play as that in games
>dark elf
>fire mage
>they/them
The zeitgeist is very clear.
You cant fool me
Only if crossbow is available.
>Human
>playing an elf female caster
>Dark Elf
>Male
>Slavecatcher
yep, it's buck breaking time.
Fuck all non-humans.
Default 1 preset
White
Bald
Beard
Hell yeah.
>human
>male
>white (redundant since i already said human)
>one handed weapon in the right
>magic in the left
simple as.
post more of these, I play drow and my friend is a scalie fag. I wanna dunk on him
>male
>elf
>warrior
I'm a contrarian since they seem to be the rarest combination, like half the time when you see an elf in a fantasy party they are either some sort of rogue/archer or a caster.
this is a very American thing. they hate elves, because elves are pure, almost ethereal.
That's what I was in pillars of eternity
was pretty gud, I used a pike
Yes.
I am an american black guy and I only play elven races mostly dark elf though cause purple is a cool color I don't think it has anything to do with america and more to do with faggots who have no imagination or ability to place themselves in the shoes of others I mean look at this thread, lol
based
>White
Blessed by heritage
In a fantasy world with dozens of sentient, humanoid races, the human race is just as exotic.
made for playfully bullying elf men
Ah good I dodged being an NPC being lawful neutral with a two handed weapon
There's a reason elves have been knocked off of 113 shelves.
Also make my character white, with short brown hair that most resembles my own. Default face #1
Sword and shield spec
My fantasy name shall be my FULL, LEGAL NAME.
Why yes, I am just creating myself, who else would I want to be?
>nooo you cant just play the most realistic race in a fantasy game you're supposed to branch out and play fictional ones!!!!!
This except chaotic good and greatsword
I know the devs used some sort of algorithm to make the most popular protagonist, but did they ever do the same thing with the waifu you can make?
I'm curious to see if players just make a basic bitch human waifu or if elves or short stacks or something is more popular.
>Straight
>White
>Human
>Make
>Black hair
>Short beard
>Sword and Shield
>Romance all the hot female characters
My money is on either an elf or Tiefling.
NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO BE A HALF-DRAGON HALF-ANGEL SPELLSWORD PANGENDER WITH GLOWING SKIN AND NEON HAIR AURA AND A 30-PAGE BIO ABOUT BEING CAST OUT OF THE HIGH HEAVENS AND LOSING YOUR POWERS UPON BEING BETRAYED BY YOUR STEPBROTHER FOR CONTROL OF THE CRYSTAL THRONE AND THAT'S WHY YOU'RE TRAPPED IN THE BODY OF A CHUBBY 14 YEAR-OLD IN RURAL WISCONSIN
>uses his actual name for video game characters
>has to censor it out like a pussy whenever he wants to post screenshots
The amazing part is that the default selection was a black woman. Meaning, most players still went out of their way to create this guy
>human
>male
>old
>bald
>goofy mustache
>wizard or caster of some type
I always make the same sort of character nowadays, creepy old guy who looks like he lures children into his unmarked wagon with promises of sweetrolls.
>JRPG where you can rename all the party members
>name the MC after yourself
>name the rest after your IRL friends
>name the annoying mascot character after that lispy fat kid you all bully during homeroom
>name the healer/love interest after the girl u like
yeah, it's gaming time
Troll
Male
Warrior
i remember watching the development of this one porn game over a couple years. when the devs first announced what the male mc looked like he was a tall tan chad. if you put a greyscale filter over him he would basically be gigachad. this reveal was met with immense backlash and anal devastation from the people who were playing for the male mc. they bitched nonstop about how he was too unrealistic and unrelatable. the devs ended up replacing him with the most boring sticklet pasty king of manlets imaginable.
i don't know what to call this phenomena. demoralization? beta males have become so demoralized that they can't even fantasize about being a chad because the very concept of chad is completely alien to them. that's the kind of person who i imagine makes these threads.
somewhat true but majority of the games have humans as the most numerous race so they would be the most common
>don't censor my name
>open steam profile with url leading to my facebook so gaming friends can add me
for me, it's
>Female
>Lizard
>they bitched nonstop about how he was too unrealistic and unrelatable
I'm going to guess this is simply a lie to cover up wanting the same MCs that get churned out from patreon vampires by the dozen.
Given the shit that porn MCs tend to pull, realism and relatability is a good joke