Deltarune

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Hell yeah it is. I want to tear Kris's skintight leotard off his ass and cock and then fuck him until he cums hard.

Personally I'd suck him off a little first before pounding him.

I never said that I would be the one pounding him.

Kris (my boyfriend) delivering me my HRT pills (unasked for) and some delicious cocoa

please get help for your pedophilia. i recommend bleach.

Get the banana.

>if I act edgy, maybe my 4chinz secret club (basket-weaving forum xD) frens (kek!!) will like me!!!

that's not very [BIG SHOT] of you, [Anonymous User]

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so, what do you guys think the next secret boss will be?
my bet is on the unfinished game on asriels computer, but it could also be the flowers toriel threw away

A tv host boss would be too similar to mettanon

Some obscure forgotten show similar to a creepy pasta would be the best

that would be pretty cool, and would even fit with the theme of secret bosses being "abandoned"

I kinda hope its similar to the hyperdeath fight but it allows us to lose

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Thanks doc

A max headroom type host would fit the role of the schizo boss just right, although Toby might have already blown his "quirky glitching npc" load with spamton

>Chapter 3: a flower that was thrown into the trash.
>Chapter 4: a fallen angel

There already is an unused sky mantle in the game files that is strong against holy attacks and is obviously an upgrade of the shadow mantle. It fits perfectly.

Look at this man. He knows. He knows you want what he has but you will never get it. He singlehandedly managed to co-opt an autism ship into being his own. Nobody even cares about homestuck anymore. Toby stole it right from under Hussie's nose. He can do whatever the fuck he wants. Toby has homestuck fan pussy on demand. Homestuck fangirls are desperate for male attention, and he has the penultimate goal for all of them. He won.

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>He wants to gain true freedom

NGMI. This is why Jevil was more based. He accepted his fate.

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>god tier
Yume Nikki
Towelket One More Time
Blacksouls
Toilet in Wonderland
>high tier
Deltarune
Earthbound
Lisa
>mid tier
Undertale
OFF
Mogeko Castle
Mother 3
>low tier
Omori
Wadanohara
Yiik
Mother
Pokemon Reborn

Damn right I want what he has inside his head. My fever dreams are just scary hellscapes similar to the loading screens of the original Postal -- I never got any inspirations from them. Whatever he saw that night still motivates him to this day to develop games and I crave that knowledge like nothing else.

i was talking about the homestuck girl pussy but yeah thats cool too

> be jevil
> everything is pointless or whatever
> fucking give up
> be spamton
> get cucked so hard you fucking live in a garbage dump
> dont give up
> almost succeed in the normal route (if kris fights spamton NEO)
> actually take over cyber city in the snowgrave route (if i remember correctly)

What do these games have in common?

HOW
CAN
ONE
MAN
HAVE
SO, MUCH
SOVLLLLLLL

Earthbound-likes

They make wannabe indie devs on Yea Forums seethe because they know they'll never make a game as successful as them

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Ah yes, Earthbound, my favorite Earthbound-like. You know what my favorite Metroidvania is? Super Metroid.

Jevil was content. He knew he was the only one who was free. Everyone else locked themselves into captivity in his eyes. Only where he was was true freedom.

>Deltarune higher than Undertale even though it's unfinished and currently has a less memorable story and music.

>Gets cucked by kris in all of the routes no matter what

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>almost succeed

It is impossible to succeed. Everyone in Deltarune will always be restricted by the way they are coded. He was never gonna make it, even if he somehow got Kris' soul, it wouldn't help.

All his "power" only allowed him to see the metaphorical strings that control him. Anything else was just a delusional push at obtaining freedom.

Nobody can get near Heaven. None of them can. Doing so was beyond the means of that heterochromatic swindler. Jevil atleast accepted that and just lived in isolation with his little "freedom", for he knows that every Lightner and Darkner, except for a few that were chosen by a "certain someone" and given the fruit of knowledge, won't ever know about the true nature of their existence.

>Soon.. He began seeing everything as a game, and everyone as its participants
>Since that time, the strange words he's said have stuck inside my cotton..
>And my view of this world has become darker, yet darker

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Why does shitty bait like this always work in Deltarune threads? Is it because they're the threads with the highest number of newfags?

the circus is better than Dialtone

youtube.com/watch?v=n-lrnMGlNfg

fair point. he does seem to be legitimately happy the way he is

>dr above ut
>earthbound above mother3
Holy based
>mother1 in low teir
Holy unbased

thanks doc, that being said...
CHAPTER 3 FUCKING WHEN

They're basically the same song.
youtube.com/watch?v=Y7uvfwMGqp0

hearing ingame vs official soundtrack music is so strange, the offical stuff is good and all but i do an Anton Ego when i hear fallen down ingame and son on

What's the inevitable diner and church schizo bosses bros?

Church is gonna be a fallen angel that got a bit too much information about his world being a fucking videogame

God I wish I had a Susie GF.

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I wish I just at least had a friend like her.

>susie still isnt real
why do we even bother bros

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What did ralsei meant by this?

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What did Susie mean by this?

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He wants to get down with the player

I'm calling it now:
Chapter 3 will have a bunch of TV-genre themed worlds, and one of them will be a happy colorful toddler show where you meet Literally Flowey, but he isn't evil at all and just wants to help you out.
Ralsei would of course love him to bits and treat him like a baby, which of course evilralsei believers would latch onto

The crystals show a world where Kris doesn't exist.
If it wasn't for (you), Susie would still be mean and distant

Isn't this the Corruption Route?

>"Flowey the Lovable Flower"
>host of a toddler show, like you said
>Throws puzzles at the fun gang but means no harm
>tells him he has brothers out there that might try and harm him (Asgore's flowers)
>Ralsei says he reminds him of himself
>Susie think its gay as fuck