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Unga Bunga

Dyndu Nuffyn

Spongebob

Dat Groid

Carl Wheezer
James Neutron
Sheen Estevez
Libby Folfax
Cindy Vortex
Bolby
Hugh Neutron
Mrs. Fowl

Jean Luc Picard

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PINGAS

Chad Thundercawk

bang energy

Alright, we got our brave soldiers ready to go.
A UFO spotted already!

I ordered a bunch of equipment and some extra scientists already. We'll need everything we can get to defeat the ayys.

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Intercept those space niggers

You better rake those space canadians.

Okay... the first UFO dodged every shot we hit it with and sped away. A second UFO appeared though, and it crash landed. The EDF deploys!

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The EDF has trained its troops to only use pistols due to budget cuts

Time to fuck em up

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The mission has not gone well.
It's turn three, and we've lost three brave men and women already. Not only is it a night mission, and we have no flares, but Jean Luc Picard missed all of his shots engaging the enemy and killed Carl Wheezer, while heavily wounding Unga Bunga. PINGAS got shot stepping off the ramp by reaction fire, it's going quite well actually.

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Here come dat groid

>The mission has not gone well.
>it's going quite well actually.

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CARL NOOOOOO

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Unga Bunga bled out. Thanks, Picard.
Mission complete... but at what cost?

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We need more diversity to reduce friendly fire

Our fallen in the last mission were the following:
Unga Bunga
Carl Wheezer
PINGAS
Chad Thundercawk

We've researched laser weapons, and medkits are coming soon I hope.
Anyways, we have eight new recruits. I need names!

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Rest in peace PINGAS.

Senator Armstrong

Chance Underwood is already a great name

Halo 3

Pussyhound 420

UNATCO

Xxxniggerkillerxxx

NotImportant

Okay, names plugged in. We downed another UFO, so now we deploy.

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Chad died doing what he loved, chasing that alien strange. RIP in piece, king.

GET HIS ASS SOLDIER! GET HIS ASS!!!
No casualties so far, and we've taken down a good few sectoids. Not Important hit a cross-map rocket snipe, so he's a pretty crack shot.

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fitting

>cheking barns
>not just blowing them up on sight

its like you want those rookies to be killed

The sectoid committed suicide and blew himself up Taliban style, along with three brave soldiers. It was a mistake trying to take prisoners... High Explosives have been authorized for misuse

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Another shipment of recruits arrived. Hopefully this is the last one for a while. Give me a few names a post, will ya?

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Yajuu senpai

Flynn Taggart

Mr. Cleanfist

Bender "Bending" Rodriguez

Gregor

Big Guy

Sneaky Joe

Mr. "For you" CIA

Trapge=Kamige

Recruits got their new callsigns, the HE arrived, Medkits & Laspistols researched, and another UFO spotted. I'm pretty scared of when the next terror mission will be.

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We lost Bender to a floater's stray shot, but we're sieging down the UFO. Oorah!

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Halo 3 is going to lead the breach. GO GO GO!

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Casualties:
UNATCO
Bender "Bending" Rodriguez
Sneaky Joe
We got a live captive this time though... a regular ol' floater soldier.
It was good fun, but I have to wrap up. I'll be back in another thread!

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