Video games about deep shameful regret?

Yes womens assholes smell terrible usually, because, they poop from there
And most of them wipe like the rest of us do
So imagine that
That's why analfags are the worst

Well fags actually practice hygiene since unlike women they have self respect. Sometimes.

you're still a poopdick

lmao

Women don't poop.

they will mock you but you're unironically correct
never seen a group of people that shower daily in their lives besides them gay boys

wtf my dad posts here?

Do people really not shower daily?

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ive seen hundreds of videos that prove otherwise

Nobody that isn't a scatfag likes poopdick, but fags are the only people that 100% have to deal with the threat of poopdick whenever they want to have penetrative, non oral sex, so you better believe they'll be the one's to put in better than average attempts to negate poopdick from happening in the first place.

Bullshit

women do poop and their poops are huge and stinky
like said, I would know.

I unironically shower every 3 or 4 days
Yes I work out as well
The 3rd day is always comfy but I know people will notice then so if I can't hold off another day I will shower

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Do you got the one where the girl ends up sharting on the guy's face and gives up on brap meme?

Those were VIDEOS dude, NOT real-life experiences. Women can't poop while they're fertile. We KNOW baby girls poop since people change their diapers all the time and we also know old ladies poop because my grandma pooped herself in the car one time. Babies and old ladies can't have babies, so they poop just like men do.
But fertile girls don't poop, because that would turn off a man. Think of why girls complain about having diarrhea during their menstrual cycles. Because they've stored up 27-29 days worth of poop and it's all hitting them at once, which is a lot to endure. Women can't get pregnant during their menstrual cycles, which is why they poop then. Pregnant women also complain about having rough shits, and guess what? They're already pregnant. You can't be double-pregnant, and so they poop uninhibited. You cannot prove me wrong.

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You should try it
Not even being ironic
Humans weren't meant to bathes every single day

French poster? I know people will claim it's a waste of water, but when you're a hairy dude who works out showering everyday is a must. Or at least a spacer between days.

Women are desirable only because men libido is higher than disgust. Remember it femtoid.

Should have just had a foot fetish like a normal person

I'll believe this is a pasta.

if you're working out or sweating then you're going to smell ON THAT DAY and you're too used to the smell to notice anymore
if you want to stink then be a stinkychad and own it, don't delude yourself into thinking people don't smell the salt and BO on the air before you enter the room

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any qt girls itt wanna drop their discord?

Nope, fresh bake hot out the oven. Prove me wrong.

No one has ever commented on it before, but it may be genetics or I've trained my body to smell less due to not constantly showering and disrupting normal pheromones

I’m going to level with you, user. People are noticing you stink every single day and are probably too polite to tell you. But believe me, everyone talks about how much you stink like sweat and shit whenever you leave the room

more like youre just a slob used to your own stench

your brain on trannime

Now post the guy who got quasi-raped by a transgender prostitute because he fell for the trap memes.

MINT condition pasta right here fellas

Believe me dude, people notice when other people stink, they usually just try to be polite and not say anything about.

I haven't showered in 8 months. If you're actually showering every day I hope you enjoy loosing your hair.

Not correct, I've been a waiter and a banquet lead and everyone tells everyone there if they smell or not, or have dirty hair, hair on clothes, etc. Some days I've gone on day 5 of no one saying anything. Maybe I'm just above most people in this respect

I sort of wish that was me

Hans...

>No one has ever commented on my smell
>could it be most people would prefer to avoid the awkward conversation of telling me I stink and have stank every single day they’ve known me?
>no I must be a genetic super freak
LMAO user you’re hilarious. Maybe it’s because you’re so funny that people are sparing your feelings

Honestly I get the merit behind it, but I never get out of the house.. why would I shower daily?

There are no girls on Yea Forums.

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BASED

you are not funny animetard

You actual faggots focusing on the gay part but not him being a simp that fell for a degenerate fetish that started off as a joke.

You eventually get used to and stop smelling your own body odour because that’s how the body works. People that brush their teeth once every three days may not think their breath smells at all but that’s because they can’t smell it because they’ve gotten used to it but everyone else can smell it.

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If you don’t leave your house and don’t interact with others then it’s not an issue

>Thread filled with smelly fatties
Skinny people don't stink, even if they haven't showered for a day or three

I kneel

in college my gf and i got really drunk at tailgating during homecoming. we went back to my dorm room and started going at it. i remember we somehow started 69ing and i started fingering her asshole while i was eating her out. her moans shook my dick while it was still in her mouth. we never spoke about it after we woke up, and she was never into ass stuff before or after - at least not that she'd ever admit to me i guess.

Man noseblindness sounds like such bullshit. I actually wash everyday, but when I break a sweat in the gym I notice people turning their noses at me. Guess I'll go at nights with the other hambeasts now.

I've never been able to tell what percentage of brap memes are ironic or genuine.

My girlfriend and I fart in front of each other. When she farts and it smells, it's horrible. It's like a bomb exploded that was full of rotten eggs. She's beautiful, so she can get away with it. I can't imagine being with a mediocre/ugly girl who openly farts. It's a completely different scenario. Attractiveness has everything to do with my acceptance of it.

Please shower. PLEASE. When you come into work and your desk smells like febreeze... it's a sign. Take the hint.

based and truthpilled

It's probably easier for gay guys to clean their butts considering half their anus is outside their body because of prolapse

Exactly. But I feel sad now.

Having a good fap after a shower is nice but its a self defeating venture. Since you gotta clean up a second time for consistency sake.

I've been with my girlfriend for more than 6 months and I still haven't farted next to her. I'd rather go to the bathroom.

pretty hot desu

How would you know this?
Are Smash players the straightest people alive?

Anime website, faggot

Yeah cum body is disgusting I used to shower after fapping but I started doing it too much that I don't even bother anymore.

>Please shower. PLEASE.
LMAO NORMIES

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Don't ever talk about what humans were "meant" to do ever again. You eat food that's grown and processed farther than you'll ever walk with ingredients taken from different continents. If humans can smell like roses and cinnamon then it's what were allowed to do. Showering is good for you.

You realize that not bathing causes disease right? In Rome, a Christian anti bathing movement started with the same mindset like yourself, and it caused one of the worst plagues in their history.

It's fucking water. It's good for you.

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You can never be truly comfortable with someone until you can be disgusting around them. I've been with my gf for 5 years and can't fathom still having to excuse myself to fart.

You gotta let one rip, man. Unless she's a prude or something and you really think your farts could have negative ramifications for your relationship.

Cum is disgusting but one time with a new girl I came into her mouth, grabbed her by the throat, then made out with her. Her eyes rolled back into her head and it's one of the hottest memories I have, even if it tasted bad and is pretty gay

How bad does your hygiene have to be to have a stinky ass? Literally just take a fucking shower

porn isn't real life virgin

Im not totally sure, but OFF is about regret.

>You realize that not bathing causes disease right?
Not showering for two or three days is going to cause disease? Really? You're really going to die on that hill?

>a plague
>caused by not bathing
are you actually retarded?

I've been married for a few years and I try not to fart in front of my wife. She wouldn't care if I did and would probably laugh. She laughs the few times I have done it around her. It's weird because I've had girlfriends in the past who I didn't care at all if I darted around them

i'm a virgin

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Until I was age 15 I didn't know I was supposed to clean my ass (or underneath my foreskin)
It's a wonder I made it through school with friends at all

nice try faggot

Just taking a shower isn't going to do shit. You have to actively scrub with soap, and yes that includes your asshole.

>go on a date with a girl one time
>she comes back to my house afterward to play billiards
>she rips the loudest fart I ever heard while I'm trying to line up a shot
>I said "I'll pretend I didn't hear that"
>she's laughing her head off
>we never go out again

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My ex hated that after I farted I went "oh!". Like it actively made her mad, and she brought it up when we got into fights

>In Rome, a Christian anti bathing movement started with the same mindset like yourself, and it caused one of the worst plagues in their history.
Just a catalyst that would sink the entire homo empire desu. If you can't take the heat of the burning bush then gtfo scrub,