Do br*tish people really talk like this?

It's quite the lark, isn't it?

>game timer goes up
nani

>Irish people's the only good thing to come out of that godforsaken island.
Name one thing they've done for the world

She has a Birmingham accent (Peaky Blinders/Ozzy Osbourne). It's one of the worst accents over here but you're an American so you find it difficult.

Irish whiskey

From America

Invented banter and craic

always assume an ESL whinine about the UK is a colony man

They can't banter. They can give but they can't take. Its like a national cope, it's bizarre

We need another Cromwell to purge Ireland of those monkeys

>Americans are so retarded they can't understand basic english with a mild accent

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not in my experience, i used to live there

ANAL
>ANAL
ANAL
>ANAL

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You do realise it's two separate islands? American education is fucking pathetic.

Bomb the English.

you'd think they could understand anything listening to nigger ebonics

I'm from the US South, and it's easy for me to understand all English accents.

>bloiiiimey, da witt'uhl spyduh be spinnin webs, woiii do de spiduhhh spinz webbbz?

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and you don't seem to understand...

she sounds a bit slow but very sweet, it's cute

Because the southern American accent is the most similar to the more broad British accents.

She sounds fucking adorable and you're retarded.
t. American

im trans btw

Agreed. She fucking sounds like my favorite pornstar who later got a head injury and as a result got sort of a slur in her speach like a retard but because of the contract was required to make more videos. Webm related. Bitch stroked a guys cock for an hour and a half and all she did was have this look on her face.

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this, i viscerally vomit when i hear a non-Californian voice actor

how the fuck do you write the phase "my favorite pornstar" without feeling like a freak

Yes, the retarded blacked girl with a Jewish agent.

As a wife, I imagine she'd immediately gain 100 lbs (that's 20 kg for you gentlemen across the pond) and spend every day working in a little garden baking pastries and pies day in and day out with her lil tabby cat while I'd avoid her 90% of the time unless I couldn't find something in the house which is when I'd go blame her for always moving shit around the house then call her a dumb fat cow while slapping her tits around.
A boy can dream

Roderika is top cute, kindly stop saying such things about her.

Hypodermic needles, I believe.
And the Havok engine.

She's birmingham accent, so yes.

He just said what we were all too afraid to say. Sorry it had to be this way Brits.

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why do british people say "you alright" instead of "how are you doing"

The Irish and Sotts spend their every waking minute seething about the English. It's simply proof that we're better than them and they struggle to cope because we don't think about you.

spirit chuner

She can confiscate my knife any day.

Same. Goddamn Yankees need to learn to English

Later y'all I'm heading back to my holler to grab a coke

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Not my fault your people are so fucking obsolete and uninteresting. Atleast I'll always know I'm not an obese bucktoothed alcoholic like 90% of your country.

Brits haven't set foot in my country because they'd be fucked.

ahh you heah fa shpirit chuuunin?

I'm neither Irish nor Scottish, and sadly, you do think about me far too often. Just leave us Canadians out of your brotherly/murderish rivalry, eh? We're on vacation

This is the most based fucking thing I've seen in quite a while, thank you so much user, my sides will never recover.

>Brits haven't set foot in my country
this has been debunked

her
>GREETINGS, ARE YEW HERE FOR SPIRIT TUNING?
is emblazoned into my mind

Post a single source that's not a british tranny.
Trick question, you all are.

i don't know what country you live in because you avoided saying it

Why are italians so butthurt about england LMAO

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Disappointed in you, brits aren't really white and your genetics will be shit. She's a 2/10 on a good day, sunken jaw, inbred nose and slouching forehead.

Why is Zelensky acting the micky

>I don't know what country you live in
British education everyone, holy shit.

lmao

I'm high key disappointed she isn't wifeable

you're still avoiding mate