That will be all...
Thou didst me good service, Serosh...
That will be all
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has there ever been a souls game where you don't fight old people
Serosh, forgive me....
Zazibart, I...
...will never feel the touch of a woman
how tf do I dodge the chair? it one shots me every time
fucking broken boss
Zanzibart is a woman. AND I'VE FUCKED HIM
Why does his armor disappear when the screen goes back? Makes no sense. Shit game
You never fought a gigachad in souls b4 tho
Honorable and more fun than Radagon.
>woman
>him
Queen Marika was mating pressed by THIS?!
>joke
>your head
Imagine the sex
Imagine teaming up with Godfrey and beating up the Elden Beast together
Good job user, you've noticed the joke
Sorry, but I don't have a sense of humor.
Age implies wisdom.
The Crown is warranted with SEX
DON'T FUCK WITH THIS ELDEN LORD
>80 STR
>80 VIG
>5 INT
All this shows is that Lendeyll had the most effort put into it. Morgott / Godfrey kino
SEÑOR TARNISHED
THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE
AND THE SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU
IN ELDEN RING
PLAYED ACADEMY BALL YOU KNOW!
Marika/Radagon is basically just cersei and Jamie combined, and Godfrey is Robert. GRRM just recycled GoT
all the souls games had people be effectively immortal and from a longass time ago. of course you're going to fight old people
A great king
A wise ruler
A powerful warrior
The STR Legend
He really is the best souls character. It's fucking crazy how kino he is when he's basically just not-Gwyn. Radagon too. The end of this game is fucking kino. Way better than OM HECKING GOSH, IA THAT ME??? LIGHTING THE FIRE??? OMFG IS THAT HECKING GWYN? I MEMBER DS1! Final boss of ds3
It's a Japanese thing since elders over there are revered and it's a way to pass the torch or stick it to them
Glock Saint is basically DEX Robert Baratheon. He just want to fight.
Probably at some cushy Lunaria academy!
OH N-
>You can get his crown
>It has his stupid fucking hair
>Can't even alter the hair off
The armor in this game pisses me off with how awful it is.
TRY THE ACADEMY OF LYNDELL. I COULD BREAK THE GOLDEN ORDER IN TWO! WITH MY BARE HANDS!
I was really hoping his hair would be a customizable cosmetic.
Nigga, i like Radagon and Godfrey, but Elden beast sucks ass
Final boss should have been a buffed Radagon with him turning into Marika mid-fight or something to that effect instead of a massive penis creature spamming incantations and running away.
thumbnail looked like he was slurping some ramen lol!
>His axe just has the generic colossal weapon moveset because boss weapons are doomed to never have unique movesets.
Why are people trying to meme this elderly jobber so hard?
>jobber
Bet you used a build off reddit or Google + mimic + probably bleed and frost combo
There he is. The First Elden Lord.
I just love the man.
and he loves you too because you put up a good fight
he's far and away the most fun boss.
>Serosh never actively contributed to the fight
Missed opportunity imo. Could have made for some cool attacks. I wanted a dumb stand battle
I N*hiled this senior citizen into his blood grave. 1/6ths of the weapons intrinsically inflict Bleed, if you don't like it cry to Miyazaki for putting it fucking everywhere and on most of the coolest weapons.
Phase 1.5 should have been how it is, but with Serosh attacking in unison with Godfrey and having delayed Shockwave paws and slashes and shit. And then phase 2 he kills Serosh as it looks like it's about to be an actual 2v1. I think that would be better and prevent the sorta disappointment
He wants to fight you not like a King but a man. He embraces his first name.
why couldn't the last boss just be this nigga and then radagon going super saiyan, elden beast is so fucking garbage holy shit
Serosh looks like he licked a lemon here
>Furry faggot WWE meathead
Yikes...