Has a videogame ever made you cry? What was her name?

Sharpen your knife nigger.
Also learn to cut without being a complete retard.

youtu.be/WQBlSnsT5bc

Legitimately heart breaking. Especially if you’re a wagie growing up in the 2010s recession with no prospects and no money.

>Zoomers cooking

Before Your Eyes got me
and Edith Finch got me with both the stoner's story and the baby in the bath

the last of us 1

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>not just rinsing your hands in water then licking them clean

DONT CUT OFF THE STEM YOU RETARD!! It will release more of the odour what makes you cry.

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>over a minute to poorly peel an onion
That indeed makes me cry.

I'm imagining she's trying to cut my penis.

If you have a steel kitchen sink, rub your hands on any clean part of it. I'm being serious - works well with garlic too.

maybe ive just gotten used to it but i always cut both stems and i never have to cry from onions. sometimes theres that one onion that hits really hard but 99 out of 100 just dont phase me

HAH. Zoomers don't know how to cook nor will they bother to learn. I already see this in my Millennial age group. So many people don't know how to cook unless it's via microwave or just settle for fast food. Luckily I learned how to cook and make delicious meals most of the time. You get to pick out what you want to make, get the ingredientsn and eat and delicious meal you made. Sure it takes time, but it's worth it and a lot cheaper overall. Pure laziness.

im lazy, i just buy frozen onions

youtu.be/Lt1u6N7lueM
onyo

Why would you want to remove the smell of onions from your hands?

youtube.com/watch?v=iRRYn4u4hdc

is it really that hard to hold it still by pinching the sides over the knife? women

Jokes on you user, I'm not lazy I just have such low self esteem that I'm afraid that if I eat any food I cook it'll give me food poisoning so I never bother.

nvm watched the rest of the video

Just wash your famn hands and make sure everything is temped properly and you won't get sick?

Jean Pierre is kino

>grug cut eye water food
>but tribe chief say eye water food need to be skinned?
>grug head hurt

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cut your hands of

lemme tell you something: it is LIQUID GOLD. See this onyo, it's gold is what it is. Onyo.

I always second guess myself with temps, even if I have a meat thermometer I end up checking the temp 10 or 15 times get nervous and just throw the food away and order take out.

>cut onions
>next day
>forget which knife I used
>use the knife with the old, dried onion juice on it
>bread/sausage has rancid onion taste on it

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spiritfarer made me tear up
looked like woke garbage but some of the characters got me good

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>not washing your utensils after using them
Absolutely disgusting.

If you don't wash your knives and treat them with love and respect, you ain't a chef and you barely register as a human being.

... Wash your knife?
Are you not supposed to wash knives frequently or something

Not gonna lie. I'm a mess bro.

lemon juice or vinegar

>He doesn't clean up after he cooks
Get a load of this guy

>JUST LET ME WIN UwU

>Cut onion
>Use the same knife to cut butter for potatoes
>Entire stick of butter now smells like onions

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>EVERYTHING I DISLIKE IS ONIONS!

literally obsessed!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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If your mission was to ruin my day, mission accomplished.

Yeah dunno what this nigger is doing with a fucking machete.

ja/ck/ thread?

Love chopped onions

You're fucked then. You can easily look up the temps of any meats.
healthline.com/nutrition/meat-temperature#temperature-guide
This article provides almost all meats except seafood. Honestly if it's over 165 you're good. Stop second guessing yourself user. Cook your meals and enjoy them. You'll thank yourself everytime.

I prefer the smell of garlic. Onions suck.

Yes, but it's something I'd never share outside of an anonymous imageboard, because it happened with a mobage, you can't get worse than that.

There's this one tank character that always does his best and is a tall, buff, strong guy. As a tank, even in the story, he's always taking a beating after beating, always protecting everyone like a hero with a smile on his face through all the physical pain. He visits his hometown one time, and visits his grandma's grave, and as he talks to the grave, he eventually starts choking back tears. Just missing her and being lonely now that he lives alone. He still tries to smile through the pain, but emotional pain is harder to smile through than physical pain. This random ass scene in a fucking mobage had me holding back tears alongside him.

Family stuff gets to me, and games don't really do that much outside of revenge stories.

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Kirby Super Stars credits theme always makes me cry. Same with TWEWY.

>low self esteem
Zoomer.

Everytime if you're using the same knife to cut meat and veg. It helps to wash the cutting board too if you're using the same one. Raw meat contains pathogens that will most definitely get you sick. Even raw veg is abit risky if you don't clean it properly. (Getting the dirt and grime off)

Stainless steel soap
Works the best

anyone else just genuinely automatically dislike someone the moment you learn that they can't cook to save their lives?

This game.

100%.
also if their room/home is a sty. If you can't take care of yourself on a basicass level you're not even a human being to me.

same.

>Thanksgiving eve
>go to parents house
>prepping stuff to cook tomorrow
>house half full from people asking my parents if they need anything for tomorrow
>get told to cut onions
>eyes start watering
>everybody's eyes start watering
>people start gradually showing up and their eyes start burning from onions
>now my eyes are watering from laughter and onions
I don't even know why I was cutting so many onions.

why not just peel the onion and use one of those janky veggie blenders? I'm so lazy I think I'm going to buy one.

Dude just fucking run hot water while you're cooking to rinse your utensils off as you're using them. If you're so lazy you can't be assed to clean up a bit while the shit's cooking just fill a bowl up with hot water and soap and let them soak in there. Then you just gotta rinse it to use it. This takes like no effort and is way better than just leaving your dirty shit lying around until you next use it