Boss called this morning and told me the shop's pretty empty and I could get the day off...

Does he browse Yea Forums?

why do you know a registered pedophile

godspseed user, days off from the shop are nice, play the wagglan game

I will constantly laugh at beerincels for falling for the biggest fucking marketing in the world. Beer is literally fucking disgusting, yet beerfaggots consume and make it their whole entire lifes and personality. Go on, go spend 200 bucks like i have on countless different "types" of beers and find the one that doesn't taste like piss. I dare you. you will never acheive it though, like me, because no matter how many times they write on the box "coconut flavored" "chocolate flavored" "almond flavored" any kind of whatever flavored, it will NEVER taste like it in the slightest and it will ALWAYS, WITH OUT FAIL, taste like a bud lite! it's actually fucking hilarious how bad it is, but these faggots who grasp on to this tripe will spew the biggest amounts of cope in the world. "you're not getting the right beer!" "you don't have the right taste buds!" shit you've all countlessly have heard. I know how many young people there are here. NEVER fall for this beer scam like these actual low IQ cavemen have. If you really want to get drunk, be an actual man and learn how to make mixed drinks and cocktails. You'd actually have a incredibly pleasant drink, and you now know a skill that can get you VERY far with the ladies, no matter how much of a failure you think you are. srn0x.

thats a very feminine way to hold a beer, OP.

t. Absolutely no taste culture or palate.

t. american

Better be looking for a other job rather than play bing bing wahoo because you are going to get fired soon.

>typing the captcha as the final sentence

FUCKING BASED

did you get your days pay though

>this much brainlet autism
shamefur dispray

I drink beer but I don't pretend to like the taste. At best there are beers that are just completely neutral to me. But I'm a poorfag so drink a lot of cheap swill like old milwaakee, which is pretty fucking bad, kinda like fermented gym socks.

Based and truthpilled. Beer is for actual failures. I've met cigarette addicts who are better people to be around with than beer heads. and they always smell like shit.

i love the taste of beer. the flavor is important, not all beers taste good though so the taste is subjective

salaried pay is a blessing and a curse
get money for short days and days off
get no extra money for 10 and 12 hour shifts when you need to crank out work

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Have you tried playing Mario kart wii online using the custom servers on a modded console?

as someone who drinks beer constantly to get drunk cheaply, they literally do all taste the same. it really is cope to pretend otherwise, friend.

when you go outside you meet people

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>cheaply
that's because you only buy pisswasser, of course they taste the same to you lol

speaking the truth. beer takes like shit

please fix the TV's scaling, why is it stretched

i only do that now, mate, because when i was spending actual money the taste never changed. that was my whole point.

This is a based message with copypasta-tier delivery

>t. drinks budweiser 99% of the time and had kokanee once and concluded all beer tastes the same

Even among all the mass produced lagers in the same price point, I can tell subtle differences. But then I almost certainly drink more than you as I'm an alcoholic. But if you really wanna die on this hill go to the liqourstore and pick yourself up a 6 pack of budweiser, then go to the fridge with the artsy craft beers in 550ml bottles and pick any single one you fancy at random. Pick the one with the coolest label it doesn't matter. Now go home and drink that bottle and immediately after drink a budweiser, then admit that you are a retard.

no.. they dont all taste the same lol

Shut up you silly cunt and get some fucking taste.

You don't get beer for the taste faggot you get it because its cheap and gets you fucked up pretty fast for the low cost when you drink a few any raging homo that overspends on beer and buys craft shit did not beat the drink.

>subtle
What you actually mean by this buzzword is "barely". there's "barely" any difference in the taste so there's no fucking point in spending more. Wow bro you really got me there! I can have, i can have clear water piss tonight instead of thick sugar piss!

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>because its cheap and gets you fucked up pretty fast
You either live on the a mountain or are the biggest lightweight out there. Count that as a good thing I guess.
But you are a dumbass.
If you want a cheap drunk, buy some vodka or rum.
Something at 5% is just a chore to get drunk off of.

If you don’t like the taste of beer why don’t you get a Sour Ale or something similar?

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It’s okay to not like beer, but I don’t understand the bitterness people like you have with those who do.

>blue ribbon
Might as well drink piss

>t. IPA numale

So what type of beer is your favorite? For me its stout.

>Blue Ribbon

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They hated him because he told them the truth.
Any one who "likes" beer just succumbed to Stockholm Syndrome.

i simply can't enjoy alcohol anymore, hangover starts hammering my head on the second pint already
it's a shame but i can only count on good old weed nowadays

Thanks bro.
No bullshit. Just a simple affirmation. Have a good one.

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Dont hurt your hands OP

>Blue Ribbon
How's the wife John?

I will have lots of fun playing vidya this weekend. Thank you OP

Why Mario kart Wii? Why not 8?

>alcoholic poorfag playing a shit old console

Meh I don't mind being sober after drinking all my twenties away the hangovers were becoming torturous anyway and I enjoy having way more energy all the time.

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What’s wrong with bud lite? Damn yankees

How does one become an alcoholic? I can drink and get drunk, but I never get the feeling that I NEED alcohol.

I drank a 6 pack of Red’s Apple Ale last weekend and I’m pretty sure I’m now diabetic

Be sad and have a weak will

>Pabst blue ribbon
I too am white trash (op)