What games makes you feel like this while playing it?

generic whore #35895621

Why do women need 5 different dildos to orgasm?

AHAHAHAH what the fuck was that lmAOO

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No man will ever satisfy this creature. She's found deviants no man can compare to.

I've seen women say they unironially ruined real sex for themselves by masturbating with vibrating wands like that too much.

she's faking retard

>more intense orgasms like that webm
>multiple orgasms in a single session

and women have the tenacity to complain about having trouble reaching an orgasm. for fuck sakes.

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youtube.com/watch?v=S_Y0dLTbISw

Probably because she's going deeper and deeper into the rabbit hole and has problems orgasming "normally". You can really de-sensitize your clitoris with some tools, just like you can de-sensitize your dick if you fap too much or don't use lube.

I did not expect that dildo to fly out of her ass, my sides.

You're coping

yea that is the female version of deathgripping your cock while masturbating.

I second this, please source!

she had 2, one was a vagina + butt plug combo, then she had the giant red cock, and then a shit nugget following it

prostate orgasms
tantric orgasms
look into 'em

that 0:05-0:09 range
jesus
also OP, there's a whole porn game section on Steam

kinda looks like its coughing

Nicolremy. She does some hardcore stuff. Be wary that she does scat and vomit stuff. Pretty grim.

that seems pretty dangerous

>he can't have orgasms like that
>he can't have multiple orgasms in a row
lmao

did i just see an orange dildo fly out of an asshole at mach 2?

Might be time to start banning fancy electric dildos for the good of women. That's gonna make her a bitter bitch in a few years when she can't get that same feeling again.

I am both impressed and horrified by this.

user women can't have orgasm at all, think about it logically, what would be the evolutionary benefit to it?

>a shit nugget following it
ahahahahahaha holy shit you're right

Someone please edit the flying dildo knocking someone out

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You can, but it requires doing some pretty gay shit.

to embarass small dicked men bad at sex

yes

>a shit nugget following it
Fuck me, now I can't unsee it.

Wait until we get robot wives

thanks bud

>think about it logically, what would be the evolutionary benefit to it?
Encourage females to have sex more in order to produce offspring.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh FUCK

webm fucking ruined, a shit nugget flies out after the dildo.
I won't be making another shitpost thread with this webm.

FUCK

*Doing 9/11

how blown out are her dopamine receptors that she needs double penetration dildos and a vibrator

That just makes it funnier faggot.

I imagine the dildo going "weeeeeee!" as it shoots out, and the shit nugget going "whoop!" after it follows.

youtu.be/2i7BrC_niww?t=16

I've never played a game that made me piss all over the place.

>Try prostate vibrator thing
>Have one amazing orgasm
>All the others are worse than just jacking it

I don't get it

its clearly a cam show so she's probably making some decent money

is squirting piss?

Mods are asleep confirmed, you know what to do troops

thanks senpai, for the sauce and the warning
I wish you a joyous weekend
i'm honestly impressed she isn't blown out like most other whores doing similar stuff

what do you think

It's not if you don't want it to be.

she got some of the most degenerated and vile stuff you can find on the normal web

most women that are "squirters" just piss when they come. actual real life squirters are just as rare as ESP.

try getting a "dry orgasm" ie a full-body electrifying feeling that lasts way longer and you can have multiple in a row (without ejaculating), a vibrator might be too much for that, though.

Prostate orgasms.
You can have them handless and toyless by training your kegel muscles in specific ways.

duh

Even if it is, the idea that a women cooms so hard that she can't contain her bladder and pisses everywhere is pretty hot I guess

producing offspring for women takes 9 months, it's an incredible investment. unlike men who only need a 5 minute investment. evolutionary it makes sense that we have orgasm to encourage reproducing as much as possible, but women need to be more selective; if they got that much pleasure from sex they would be less selective, thus being detrimental to the species.

what were you expecting, it came from the anus

Most of the time yeah, legit drooling is actually hot though.

nope. It's pretty much tasteless

>full-body electrifying feeling that lasts way longer
just take hydrocodone, same thing

Oh no no no
God tested you and you failed, user.
No more happy orgasms, enjoy post-nut depression

I can attest to the veracity of this post. I'm getting so good at lately it it's kinda scary.

Women:
>MEN ARE PIGS!

Also Women

Feeling that inadequate huh?

I have no access to drugs because I'm a loser with no friends.

How do you train your kagel to coom?

I'VE TRIED FOR YEARS AND CAN'T CUM FROM MY PROSTATE
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO IT

the best orgasm i ever got is after abstaining for a few months. my whole body was shaking for a minute

just get mdma

That's what crypto and the internet is for.
Opioids feel nice but not like orgasming

This?

Holy shit that is disgusting
glad I'm gay

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alternate between squeezing your "pinch a loaf" muscles and your "stop peeing" muscles. do it in a rolling fashion (like a belly dancer) and you might even feel really good.

This desu. Just stop wanking it for a week or two. It really works wonders.

I'm a bottom, I fantasize submissive thoughts. That might help.
Also, look up aneros guides and/or surfboardpotato's guide to prostate orgasms.

finger yourself but dry. when i do it while bathing it keeps making me piss in short bursts. but when i do it on the bed, it feels really tight and makes you feel like pissing/cumming without the actual piss/cum

>he's gay
Ewwww....

The one and only time I ever used mdma (at a party) i woke up with piss all over my bed.

Those aren't the same?

Those are the same muscles though, I flex the same way for both those actions

Yummy, would love to lick her asshole and her cunt.

The sad thing is it only works once every two weeks

sigh...

better than being a woman

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to bigbrained for me. I've tried weed a few times, at least (bought it from a shop). feels nice.

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litter.catbox.moe/4imbfc.webm

I used to have a collection of "meditative" videos that instructed you carefully in how to accomplish it.
But fucking hell, I can't find them, anymore.
They were about rhythmitically expanding and contracting your kegel muscles, and learning how to seperate your kegel muscles into smaller muscle groups.

The end goal?
You should be able to move both muscles independently, and straining them in succession, you can exhaust your prostate to bring out powerful vibrations that directly stimulate your prostate. It felt so fucking good, but sadly I can't find the videos, anymore.

a-user...
men can shit and piss too you know...

I didnt know that pussy can pulsate like that

when I nofap for 2 weeks it honestly feels worse
there is just too much fluid
it's almost painful

You seriously can't tell if you penis and your asshole have different muscles? Damn you REALLY need to do keggles then.

Fuck whenever I imagine a guy with a big dick who can pleasure a woman to literal mind-destroying levels and that I will only be able to do some mid sex it really fucks me up
Why do we have to have sex with dicks why can't we have sex with brains? Mine would be top tier

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so is piss user.

I just watched a vid where she eats shit and smears it all over herself, you can tell she’s disgusted, but that cam money makes it worth it, I guess.

>after watching this webm
or just bring witch-hunting back

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nope. try to squeeze really hard on one or the other and you'll feel the subtle difference.
I'm telling you, from experience, you can roll up and down those muscles. Idk how it works but it does.
based

why is real life porn so repulsive

yep 100%, they've become slaves to machines.

You'll commit suicide in a year.

too much porn has fucked up your brain user

I hate women so much it's unreal

what phenotype is this?

Do I do that whilst doing something else, gaming or whatever, or is it an independent activity? Seems like a dull way to kill time.

When your cum feels like pissing with a full bladder. That's when it's the best

always forget that americans usually have to use lube to jack off

For me it was on first onahole usage, same effect.
Right now it depends per case, sometimes it feels good, sometimes hand is just as good
I guess i managed to trick my brain that time, not working much since then

thats because pissing on mdma feels like cumming, drink a lot of water on mdma so u get to pee as much as possible

that's not possible, did you not see my brain-protecting cap I'm wearing?

I had a pretty strong one after abstaining for 5 days.
I could abstain that long only because I had a blood test and the needle left my arm weird/numb so I didn't feel like it for a couple days, then I started gooning because I didn't want to waste this nut, then came buckets and shaking for a good minute or two after.

I used to dress up like that a couple years ago so he's got at least 2 or 3 years.

but "yours is the perfect size" user
she "doesn't like the big ones because they hurt"
>mfw

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oh n-

guys I'm supposed to be nofapping
this isn't fair

i can't go without fapping for more than 1 day, i think it has seriously affected my erections.

join us anal wizards and you'll never need to fap again

The purpose of the exercise is to divert mental focus on the muscles sorrounding your groin.
You should also probably be lying down as you do it. It doesn't take very long to get results, in fact, your first session is probably enough to give you some non-penile sensations.

STOP JERKING OFF EVERY DAY

YOU'RE LITERALLY DESTROYING YOUR BRAIN

Do the kegel shit people are talking about. Win on a technicality

>that dildo being cannon-shot out of her asshole

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holy shit mods and jannies are getting the best sleep in a long time

Well, damn.

So they ban the thread about game devs shoving abortion into their stuff but this stays up?

For 27 minutes?

Nigga I PISSED on my BED. I ain't ever touching that shit again, this was also like a quarter of a cap too

>i think it has seriously affected my erections.
i have to fap like 4 times minimum a day and i have a gf. even when we have sex i still fap. it also got worse as i got older.
my doctor says its completely normal.
i get hard even if my balls are completely empty.
its kinda annoying.

Use the toy on her bro and figure out her weakness for massive damage.

euro mornings are always jannieless

they must be tired of dealing with all your shit.