You do think he's beautiful, right?

You went to the cave on the western beach right? It's the one that leads to the dragon church

Take this and fuck off.

Attached: 1649575052136.png (200x200, 12.79K)

No he's fucking hideous.

I'm at the ash capital and I still haven't found him or Patches.

lmao

ISILDUR!

HOLY SHIT A TALKING MONKEY

Thought it was that his mother was raped by demi-humans.

think he shows up at the site of grace on the back route of stormveil castle then at a grace site inside lyndell capital after you beat the tree sentinel knight guarding the entrance

No, but some of his alterations are actually pretty cool. I advice you to check them out

Listen, I love Elden Ring and all but how the hell was anyone supposed to do his quest line without a guide

>hear a voice in a random field in the middle of nowhere
>the guy is secretly a tree and you need to mow down everything to find him
>you have to find him in a coastal cave, but there's multiple and he was in the very last one I found
>he keeps moving around to different sites of grace so good luck finding the fucker afterwards
>his questline ends with a false flag where he asks for a larval tear but if you give it to him he dies
>you need to find one lf those coop talking stone items and use it next to him
>Boc is in Leyndell but the stone you need is on Mt Gelmir
>nowhere near him, essentially
>you have to use the stone next to him to communicate and then you get thr good end

How thr fuck was anyone supposed to figure that out? Like, if you don't have the stone to begin with you have zero clue. Due to the open world nature of thr game, its very easy to miss stuff like this

did you just not look for him when he started talking in Limgrave? I mean cmon. I guess you could miss the dungeon Patches is in but in the first zone I assume most people are exploring pretty much every nook and cranny

because it was rushed. he was added after the games release

>did you just not look for him when he started talking in Limgrave?
I don't even know where he is.

hit the tree at the 2nd grace near the bridge

I lied, just like his mother. Like your mother and mine.

I think there's even a bait loot drop near the road that's just sitting there by itself to get you into the voice line range

I think the loot was added in a patch to make players more likely to find him.

absolutely not
disgusting little brazilian fuck

Maidenless behavior.

In an ironic way. My lord is gonna have a tiny retarded monkey-man with a hat be his court seamster, it'll be a laugh riot

This guys pretty useless. 500 runes is a drop in the bucket for alterations to a chest piece and the occasional helmet.

I found out everything on my own except the you're beautiful part. I simply explored everything.
Other quests I completed without looking them up because I'm an explorerchad:
>Patches
>Rya
>Sellen
>Millicent
>Fia
>Ranni
I had more trouble with the DS1 NPCs

Bullshit, I was an extremely pretty kid who nearly got molested several times, and when I grew up my mother didn't like me anymore.
Better to be born ugly from the start.

He is genuinely kind of annoying

You were supposed to cooperate with other players to figure out the game's secrets.

I do. But I'm still pissed that you need a unique multiplayer item to tell him so. That's bullshit. It's not like your character is actually mute.

Attached: 1651370364388.jpg (2612x1944, 1.23M)

what's the point of armor alteration?

>It's not like your character is actually mute.
Nice headcanon

>vegetable
He straight up died user, you killed him with your actions

>screams loudly whenever you take damage or die

Ive been to all those places and I never saw him.

>implying Grug know anything more than screaming
he is a mental mute

Eventually yea. That's the one that Patches is in right? Tree guy wasn't there.

funniest shit I've ever seen

Attached: funniestshitever.png (1206x1600, 435.48K)

Better ugly than dead, so I don't mind lying to his ugly ass if it saves his life.

You're able to tell people shit via dialogue options. When the game lets you.

Attached: Elden-Ring-Goldmask-Scribe-Corhyn-Age-of-Order-secret-ending-.jpg (1920x1080, 547.87K)

KEKW

Name one NPC besides Goldmask (Goldmask doesn't count because he can read people without them saying anything, much like fingerreaders)

You tell Corhyn where Goldmask is.

Why are you being retarded on purpose on Yea Forums?

I think they fucked up a lot of character's movements in 1.04

YOU are breathtaking! PJJJM

No, patches is in a cave by the river. It's a different cave.

You!

Lower your weight but also lower stats. Plus some items get extra lorr when altered

This lil faggot pisses me off and I don't know why

so, useless got it

Fashion, what else?
you don't wear armour for the stats now do you user?

He gave you a detailed response, and this is how you reply? Have thy no manners?

Boc is a beautiful seemstress.