ITT: Midwit video games

games you don't like

youtu.be/hqwP6uuYOWo

Genetic devil's curliest hair

all of these

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>Oh man, I'm always thinking about the Point of View gun from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy... like just imagine being able to shoot someone and give them some perspective on how crazy and wrong they've been their whole life.
>"What if they shot you with it?"
>I mean... probably wouldn't do anything. Nothing long-lasting, anyway.

Pretty mid honestly.

>good games are reddit
uh? ok?

How can you want to be black when you are africa black

>we will never get a new series on reboot with today's game
it would be a shit show cause of trannies anyways, it'd be best to let it die

social network, fight club, and goodfellas are kino.

I had a black friend like this, once the media started doubling down on the racism shit around 2017, something in his head flipped. He started listening to the most ghetto ass music, wearing du-rags and talking about how the black woman was his goddess. It was the most hilarious shit but ultimately ruined our friendship.

>uses fists
>plays like a bigger vagina than bow only runs
how is this possible

He's no different than a white girl completely changing who she is because of college. People like this are weak and cannot think or act for themselves.

Even if I like jap media, Grave of the fireflies is the peak example of "begging the audience for empathy" and fails. I hate the retarded brother so goddamn much.

Personally I find simulation and sandbox games to be these. They're not BAD games and they're popular for a reason, but there's always an underlying cause for their success that isn't really related to the game itself. Its usually:

>you are autistic, figuratively or maybe even literally. Either way, the game let's you sit down and do the same thing over and over and over for 10 hours.
>you will say it's comfy and kino, but really you're just uncomfortable doing anything new. You are happy being a goldfish in a small fishbowl
>You always played it with friends. It wasn't the game that was good, it was just goofing off with your pals.

>That Sonic 2 clip
Every single podcast Pat grows more and more into a smug little asshole.

Stop smirking goddamn you.

>Bloodhound Step
he did beat it, but it was Easy Mode

Chess

>bloodhound step, freeze and bleed
he didn't beat him

you all talk shit only because you can never be as big of a sigma male as him

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Yeah, I'm thinking Nioh 2 was kino.youtube.com/watch?v=oRk_EmtTTQY

Pats utter incomprehension of human psychology is not unexpected for someone that had to be formally trained on it, but he takes it to another level.

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I stopped following any of them over a year ago, what happened now?

let me guess.. they think AoTS4 is the best yet

does he realize most fan games are made by narcissistic game dev failures and it's not at all about "muh passion" and only done to get attention from twitter trannies for an afternoon e.g..am2r mother 4

Isn't this guy unironically racist?

I love that the older this gets, the funnier it is because they just keep getting worse

he's a nigger, they all are

The news segment on the podcast is so fucking bad now.

Channel ended a year or so ago. Mat and pat admitted they’ve hated eachother for the last six months. They got buckbroken by omicron. But yeah pat is an annoying cringe faggot and matt is kind of a gay retard cuck now, woolie stayed the same and is friends with both of them still. (Last I checked a few years ago)

E-celebs are not videogames

bro it's been over 3 years

You are not a janny, yet you do it for free anyway

the news segment and the questions are all i really enjoy consistently especially when they come together to just dogpile retarded company decisions. theres no other gaming podcast that has people who are obviously into the subject and know about it without just reading articles verbatim

damm
didn't ask

to be fair, human psychology is a meme

Every Japanese game.

this is a sam hyde board

>Pat moves to BC without telling Woolie
>Also gets married to Paige and doesn't tell him
Imagine someone you call your friend that you've known for 10+ years doing this to you

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really is
never met a single person on antidepressants who wasn't a drugged out loser

pat is barely a functioning adult. it is insane how he has made it past 30 with the shit he does and thinks. just listen to how he said he woke up at night to rewash dishes because he legit thought they would grow moldy and kill him

What was ever the appeal of these guys? Even back in the day i just thought they were retards.

OG soi bois who always held the most milk flavored toast opinions. so if you wanted affirmation on what you like they would likely give you it

>smug cunt moves away
>not like you did many lps together anyway pre-pandamic, post pandamic you can handle the podcast with him on videocall
Why should Woolie care?

Somehow DSP outlives all youtubers. How the actual fuck?

like a rock

do you think he deeply regrets hitching his wagon to pat, while fucking matt gets a fgc podcast with justin wong

he's such an uncle tom lol.

>Haha we got married and kept it secret...as a JOKE! HAHA! FUNNY RIGHT!?
More like Paige made him swear he wasn't allowed to tell anyone. Why? Who knows, she's a vile cunt. I'm sure there's a fucked up reason.

youtu.be/PEIoQf8ksug
that time pat thought he shit himself and almost cried

>Move to BC
The french actually chased them out of town, fantastic.

imagine being such a piece of shit that even french canadians can't stand you

Holy shit

Matt makes barely humorous jokes for children
Pat is just a big bitch baby who likes talking
Woolie is kinda slow or a sloth

>OH MY GOD DID YOU GUYS HERE ABOUT THE LATEST HECKIN DRAMA FROM MY FAVORITE STREAMERINOS????

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untreated OCD is a hell of a disease

Prostitutes generally don’t like their clients knowing they are married. Some weird psychology.

You and I are going to be dead and buried and DSP is still going to be putting out content

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is it really outliving anything when you only exist to be the butt of the gaming community and an exponentially less entertaining low tier god?