Steam reviews be like

---{ Graphics }---
You forget what reality is
Beautiful
Good
>Decent
Bad
Don‘t look too long at it
MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
Very good
Good
> It's just gameplay
Mehh
Watch paint dry instead
Just don't

---{ Audio }---
Eargasm
Very good
> Good
Not too bad
Bad
I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
Kids
> Teens
> Adults
Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
Check if you can run paint
> Potato
Decent
Fast
Rich boi
Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
Just press 'W'
Easy
> Easy to learn / Hard to master
Significant brain usage
Difficult
Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
Nothing to grind
Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
Isn't necessary to progress
> Average grind level
Too much grind
You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
No Story
Some lore
>Average
Good
Lovely
It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
Long enough for a cup of coffee
Short
Average
> Long
To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
It's free!
> Worth the price
If it's on sale
If u have some spare money left
Not recommended
You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
>Never heard of
Minor bugs
Can get annoying
ARK: Survival Evolved
The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
> 9
10

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cute penis

Who's the cute girl? I'm in love!

Is Linetrap still alive?

>review is 99% a summary of the story

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he was at his hottest when he got fat desu

Stop posting trannies faggot OP.

yes

Imagine the smell

Strawberries I imagine :3

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god dammit, I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY!!

>I'm not like the other girls
>I have a fat dick

What's her name? I think I'm in love bros

Hope Solo she has nudes

Bailey Jay.
Have on mind she's transgender.

The checklists are better than "Recommended: it okay - 273655209465 hours on record" and "[in-joke about the game]"

>ywn tap that
lads...

:(

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god I love Bailey Jay. I want to suck her cock and swallow her cum

>her cock
>her cum
WTF!!!!!

I hate this shit. Lol I copied the meme format and checked some boxes. Kys tranny. That’s the words I’d use if I was talking to one of these “”review””” creators.

bros... she's fucking tiny (5'4)

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yes turns out injecting yourself full of estrogen shit as a male will fuck you up

>she
everyone loves linetrap but that's most definitely a dude

I would spend literally whole days between her legs if I could

feed me bailey

bailey is the most based trans girl on the planet. Beautiful, doesn't associate with the fucking identity politics. She's just a hot bitch
if anyone deserves female pronouns its her, because she'll never ask or demand you do it.

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I would pick her over any cis woman
I would even let her top me

hate this so fucking much.

10 Gajabirirrion Hours Played

I cannot recommend this game. While I have spent more than 3 quarters of my life playing this game, it is now repetitive and there is nothing to do and all of my friends moved on playing other games. Also the game dev said something on twitter i didn't like

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well, thats a straight up lie.

You know what i never saw? Bailey during the trap time before drugs.

---{ Graphics }---
You forget what reality is
Beautiful
Good
Decent
Bad
>Don‘t look too long at it
MS-DOS

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>that hairline
always makes me kek and wonder what all these trannies will look like in another 20 years

Men kill themselves upon realizing the full extent of what they've done to themselves, woman de-transition and cry about how hard it was being a man and how doctors should have never allowed them personal agency

Idk where this template came from but any time I see a steam review like this I immediately disregard

>4 hour long analysis video is literally just play by play of every story beat

Made me laugh on first watch ngl
youtu.be/8EDRqPaB03I

Imagine

why'd she have to get those shitty implants

She got fatter and somehow her cock got fatter too

>she
>cock
kys

you WILL kiss her cock

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she's perfect

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And yet he doesn't take it up the ass.
What a fucking failure.

Sodomy is disgusting

There is a couple of vids where that happens, unfortunately not a lot but there is a couple.

If you "pass" no one cares cause its still a good fap

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okay tranny

ok

he had the best cumshows

This but I prefer the ones with a micro penis

too micro is kinda weird to me, small to below average feels like a good medium, since i am average (9 inches full mast)

This is the most overrated tranny in history. I cannot believe anyone finds those masculine features and jewish nose cute

Yeah the ones that pass enough to look good in porn under the right lighting and camera angles are unironically the only acceptable ones, if they don't pass enough to make me coom, then they have no value, and the ones that do have value should just make porn because that's all they're good for.

sauce

how do I find a girlfriend like this?

does anyone remember when she was called linetrap?

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yes

freshxdollts

you and every other opportunistic normie

the virgin bailey jay vs the stacy natalie mars

This image fills me with rage and disgust, he/she looks like those creatures from that game "love of my life"

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Why not both? At the same time?

Natalie would be god tier if not for that fucked up dick.