Wtf do w*men actually do this?

Seriously though. Who doesn't? Why is there even a stigma against it?

so stop take it in the bum, faggot

This is an edit, right? She didn't actually post this on her own, right?

>they're all tattooed
Yes Evelyne-Shaniqua, you're unique just like everybody else.

>Why is there even a stigma against it?
I don't think there is

SAVAGE

>Fart his cum out
Hot

It looks hot but is actually a bit poopy

That's disgustingly yellow pee, drink more water bitch

good morning

Yeah. The more you actually think about it, the less sense it makes. Use your head!

This. I drink nothing but water 24/7 and my piss is clear as fuck.

Women are the new men. They're opening disgusting perverts who thirst after men on main, while men have to be on their best behavior lest they be called a creep chud.

no. I shower with my gf and she doesn't. the person who made that comic is just lazy and disgusting

Dios Mio....

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Sex is disgusting in itself. Anal isnt more or less different if you take measures to avoid "nastiness" which are common sense

I do the thumb, blackheads and pee. Pretty sure that this isn't woman-exclusive behavior.

Where's the AMOGUS?

Post the polandballs

Does she clean her asshole in front of you? How does she do it?

head is even harder to squeeze into anal than dick

i don't because i save my shower water to flush toilets

Why are they so evil

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but pee goes in the toilet

It's the amount you drink that's important. More yellow pee means your body is not as hydrated as it should be.

overhydrating isn't healthy either

>Not a single laneyball
ngmi

underrated

>fart his cum out
don't waste it like that, do it in my mouth please, not the toilet

No. You don't naturally have shit in the pussy.

love squeezing zits and blackheads bros

well yeah
but the shower water is stored for about 24 hours so i don't want it to smell whereas the toilet gets flushed a few times a day

Vid games?
Also I do the last two.

I hate women so much its unreal.

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Cute girls’ shit is clean though, they don’t even have to wipe because of good diet. It comes out and that’s it, doesn’t smell either

>anarchist collective
>their DIY solution is to just buy the drugs from a store
the jokes write themselves

Why do you need to pee in the shower? I don't find it gross, but isn't the toliet in the same room? How do you need to go that bad?

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You're not fooling nor convincing me. Anal would be better if there was possibility of shit at all.

Urine makes crystals on plumbing and it'll end up smelling like ultra shit and is hard as fuck to clean, retards. You fucking disgusting neck beard.

>Sex is disgusting in itself.
Sex is fucking great. Not the end all be all, but (raw) sex is way better than jerking off. Just be a pull-out god, and even then you're playing with fire.

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When will you understand that this is a childish board meant to contain childish people?

>dude just trust me, okay?

I can't even tell if this is an edit anymore, women really are this vile and disgusting.

>DIY pills
>Step 1 buy the pills
kek

its called being WATER EFFICIENT

The reason aids was a fag disease is because anal sex creates so many micro tears and you get aids through blood infection.

They don’t notice that urine can sometimes stain and produce smells overtime. Fucking disgusting

>plumbing
not my problem.

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My flatmate does this and the shower smells like pee every time I step into it. I fucking hate it

This is true BUT ONLY if you don't run the water.

i.e. literally peeing in the sink/shower and not running the water will cause that buildup you are describing. That's because the pee will sit in the pipes for a while causing it to harden and then yeah.. you smell it.

As long as you have water flowing it won't get stuck in the trap. So pee in the shower while you actually shower, don't use it as some convenient piss hole that you don't need to flush.

lol. Vagina is nastier than ass if you didnt know. Common sense is to keep it clean during intercourse, so both of these holes are good if you take care of them and plan ahead.

Every anarchist's response to being asked how something like insulin gets made under anarchism is "just make friends with someone who can make insulin"

>a tattoo on all of them
Why do all the newer generation girls all want one. It’s so disappointing especially when they’re a dumb image

W-wait? Peeing in the shower is normal right? Everyone does it right?

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I pee in the shower, and I'm a guy. I'm too lazy to get off the shower and walk over to the toilet. It's like the faggots who say they don't pee in the pool. I'm not walking to the bathroom when there is a large body of water right there

I will dry off, use the toilet, then get back into the shower if I have to pee. I'm not a fucking animal, I'll use the toilet if I need to relieve myself

Tattoos signal to the brain that a person is a sexual entity. It's a rite of passage for a normal person who has ta normal amount of sex.

You would know this if you weren't a virgin.

It's about dominance, if she won't do anal for you, then she'd do it for someone else, no amount of coping says otherwise.

Honestly when it comes to sexual acts, it's about what she's willing to do for you, the only sexual acts you can justify a girl not doing for you, are like maybe really hardcore painful BDSM tier shit, and well....actual shit.

I know some of you are in relationships or have been in relationships, and i'm just letting you know right now, if she's not sexual with you or willing to be in almost every way possible, you're cucked, and you deserve better, unless you're a piece of shit who isn't interested in LTR's of course.

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Faggots detected. There's nothing nasty about a vagina, it literally cleans itself and is meant to be penetrated.

the booty hole is so close to the front hole that she just washes both at the same time

>well....actual shit
That’s what anal is

You disgust me. Kill yourself.

I don't want to waste water flushing the toilet when I'm woing to dilute my already pretty pure pee (seriously the stuff is almost crystal clear) with even more water

Also, videogames in which your character can manually pee? Only one I can think of is GTA

Captcha: P000T

>get in the shower
>suddenly have to pee(probably because of the running water sounds)
option 1
>pee in the shower because there is literally nothing wrong with it at all and wont make the pipes clean BECAUSE YOU DO CLEAN YOUR DRAINS REGULARLY LIKE A NORMAL PERSON RIGHT user?
option 2
>turn the shower off, open get out of the shower dripping water all over the fucking floor(even more than when you get out), pee(drip water all over the toilet),flush(even more water), get back in the shower, waste water waiting for it to heat up/find the right temp again, keep washing.

i want to call this post stupid but i bet a lot of people think like this, including women

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Asshole cleans itself too fool, even more Asshole doesnt bleed and doesnt get vaginal infections like fungus. Also Any hole can be penetrated./

fr i seriously don't get this
wtf would you do if you got covered in manure or mud? how would you clean without showering, since the floors of your shower are apparently too sacred to dirty with anything more unsanitary than fucking urine.

The pipes all lead to the same place, what's the difference?

Must be working if you are here.

I actually can't tell how much of this is satire and how much is real.
Did she actually draw a pissing in the shower PSA?
Seriously. Tired of fags and porntards.
Tired of "ass worship" and all of this "next why don't you try just fucking a man xddd" bullshit

>It looks hot
Not really, at least no more that normal sex
>poopy
I legitimately dont undsratand how thats not an instand boner killer to everyone.

wow this is literally me except replace cum with shit

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I just hold in my pee
my showers don't last so long I'm going to be dying to take a piss by the time I get out

before this shitty thread dies, how do you actually get rid of blackheads? squeeze them out after a warm shower and then the pores get cluttered again? and don't give me some scam vacuums

It’s fine when men do it, we aim into the drain.
Fucking disgusting when women do it, it sort of dribbles down their legs.

I'm more of a pee in the sink while I brush my teeth kind of guy.

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this, if she doesn't actively seeks sex with you and doesn't try to please you, then she isn't attracted to you and you're not her man, just someone she's wasting time with while she looks for someone better

The first panel should be changed to chanting "I hate niggers" for comfort.

>if she won't do anal for you, then she'd do it for someone else
Does it count if we both thought about it, but both said 'nah'?

>I just hold in my pee
i bet you wear a belt too.

Never have I read such a faggy fucking post about heterosexuality. It's comforting to know you will never have a woman to subject to your faggot fantasies.

or an extended purse with wallet

my pee tends to be on the yellow side, ive made conscious efforts to drink more water and it became pretty clear, its just that im typically occupied and dont actually feel like drinking water often. so its usually yellow
i also dont like having to pee when out and about, much prefer my home bathroom

Just moisturize your skin, use skincare products. I heard that its better to leave them till they go away on their own rather than touching.

>not peeing from the shower to the toilet
you niggas don't even use your benis properly

>hates belts
shut the FUCK up American

There’s no poop if it’s a slim cute girl that looks like she takes care of herself

The thumb thing suppresses your gag reflex for some reason.

Fucking erotic you mean you faggot

>all these disgusting fucking subhumans ITT who pee in the shower
Absolutely nasty, civilize yourself

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I love videogames

>not peeing from the shower to the toilet
>he doesnt know about the drip
>nigga is bragging about living in a tiny ass shit box apartment where the toilet is within pissing distance of the opening of the shower.

Why is Yea Forums obsessed with finding examples of women who have aged poorly by their early 30s? Why do you actively need to convince yourself you'd never fuck a woman above 30?

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video games

>he doesnt lay down on the shower floor and piss on his face
why not? its a unique pleasure exclusive to men

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>American
rent free faggot.

>his pee stream has no potency
oh nononononono

Was this meant to be a counter-example user? Look at those wrinkles...

I was born an animal and I will die an animal.

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Everyone shits in the shower. I dont see why peeing would be a problem for anyone

Yes, she's 47. Still would.

>makes up bullshit to cope with living in a shoebox.
i bet you pay more than $300 a week too.