If Overwatch 2 added a character specifically designed to pander to Yea Forums what would they look like?
If Overwatch 2 added a character specifically designed to pander to Yea Forums what would they look like?
Bentley Bennett
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Henry Cruz
a child
Andrew Myers
Big boobies and big booty
Jordan Perry
Fpbp. Pedos btfo.
Nolan Richardson
12 year old girl
Jackson Mitchell
Not black.
Anthony Green
a loli
Justin Hall
Literally just Tifa.
Evan Watson
Adolf Hitler
Bentley Perry
Kill all pedos.
Juan Clark
10 foot tall musclebound humanoid dragon girl with feminine head-shape and eyelashes
Austin Rivera
Joshua Wood
big titties and ass, facial piercings and short dyed hair and a small cock with squishy balls
Jason Taylor
Based.
Robert Gutierrez
based
Cooper Lewis
Every time we've made a character they've been a moody neet. Vivian, and stick chan fit this trend too.
Jordan Morris
They'll add something that panders to furfags before they add something that Yea Forums likes
Christopher Jenkins
They'd just need to make Mei slightly fatter with bigger tits
Jace Fisher
Carter Butler
This.
Or a big breasted, beautiful white woman.
Or a big breasted, beautiful japanese woman.
Or a big breasted, beautiful black woman.
Or a big breasted, beautiful brown woman.
Or a big breasted, beautiful hag.
Or a big breasted, beautiful robot.
Or a big breated, beautiful cat girl.
Is it really that hard to make a beautiful character?
Owen Johnson
>They'll add something that panders to Yea Forums before they add something that Yea Forums likes
Liam Watson
Based I love furry girls
Nathaniel Allen
if blacks vanished from the planet, what sector of society would suffer?
Austin Ortiz
>an blizzard/overwatch style furry and a new wave of porn
BLISSARD PLS ADD FURRY CHICK TO OVERWATCH
Oliver James
Titty ninja
Chase Reyes
>a character specifically designed to pander to Yea Forums
>what would they look like?
Don't know about Yea Forums but i like anime and a character that can morph their limbs into weapons can fit right in considering you've got talking monkeys and mecha hamsters in the game.
Chase Morris
This character design screams at PLEASE DRAW SEXUALIZED PICS WITH BIG BUTT OF THIS BLACK CHARACTER XD (because sexualizing black characters GOOD sexualizing white women BAD)
Jaxon Moore
>because sexualizing black characters GOOD sexualizing white women BAD
They barely got away with widowmaker and you're again trying to get them killed again? they live in commiefornia, please understand.
Nicholas Perry
Is it?
Look at her face.
They purposefully make her ugly as fuck.
Isaiah Davis
Would be based.
Christopher Davis
Pharah but in a slutty pirate outfit
Austin Ortiz
a gay tranny nigger in a wheelchair that dresses like zoomer-ified version of hitler and has a chainsaw dick
he is voiced by terry crews, all his lines are completely out of context quotes from other games that don't apply to the situation he's in. for example when he does his ultimate he revs up his chainsaw schlong to kill people but says "building construction has been completed" in an impression of the GLA worker voice from command and conquer generals
Isaac Wilson
Chocolate, Mining, Finance, Entertainment, American Prison Industrial Complex, The entire world would probably get into a worldwide fistfight since blacks were always an easy scapegoat and coping mechanisms for racism so without africans and people of African descent racists and insecure people will start splitting hairs since the general racist bottom line has been shifted, white girls angry at their dads, underground animal fights, sports, china would focus its entire, the police would have a harder time because the power vacuum left by urban black gangs in the US will be filled by even worse Latino Gangs or the Mafia.
Jaxson Ward
Camden Brooks
cmon blizzard do it, your competitor already did
Nathaniel Martinez
>nigress aesthetic
>disabled
no thanks.
Angel Kelly
Someone who's intelligent, nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor, just like me.
Jaxson James
Probably a bimbo with a giant cock and all her voice lines will be based around "uh actually it's not gay".
Jeremiah White
>no triple AAA furfag coomer game
Come on, stop cathering to the niggers lgbt, they don't even play games or buy official merchandise. Now, the furries, that's where the real money at.
Aiden Walker
Possibly the single worse thing added to the game
Wyatt Robinson
A psychotic nazi girl in a latex suit.
Nicholas Peterson
Josiah Nguyen
sure, if you're gay
Mason Gomez
A tall thicc futanari android mommy with a full face covering helmet.
Charles Brown
a crossover character
Ryder Perry
>Zarya but black and taller
>Hammond but shota
>Dva but loli
>Roadhog unchanged
>Some twink for the femboy coomers
All of them barefoot. There I fixed overwatch
Mason Flores
this but maid
Angel Garcia
Zarya except taller and fatter and with a cute face and normal hair
Zachary Robinson
Xavier Hernandez
sets unrealistic standards that REAL women have to match, bigot
how dare you rape me on Yea Forums, i'm calling the supreme court
Hudson Fisher
They already have D.va
>But she's a camgirl she doesn't pander to--
They went out of their way to give her a caring and heroic personality underneath the camgirl persona
Also don't pretend you aren't Tier 3 subbed to a Just Chatting thot
Lincoln Adams
>androgynous kid
>brown but not black
>tanlines
>short hair
>ult transforms them to an ara ara big titty goth gf robot similar to pic related
>skins changes them to furry, scaly, gothic loli, swim short shota
>mech ult also changes to fit the theme (including a aniki skin for fags)
>mech is also a big sister AI and has constant banter with the pilot
there, all of Yea Forums's taste in one
Adam Johnson
or
or
society would go back to 1900s europe, with fancy tech
Gabriel Peterson
Here you go
Cameron Adams
She’s already in, silly user.
Luke Lewis
When are they gonna rip that black chick model out and make blender porn
Hunter Sanchez
a introvert volcel who has mastered the art of gun fu
Mason Bailey
With shades on, that would be sweet
Austin Peterson
Ian Gray
they'll add a scaley character to have a nod at dragondildoflight expac
Nicholas Gray
Maaaaybe the Junker Queen as she seems to be an Amazonian Ashe character.
Hunter Young
Hunter Anderson
>a fat balding incel who constantly shrieks at the female characters about how they should stay in the kitchen and have eyes and pussies only for him despite how much he hates them for existing and being the reason his life sucks
Oh, you said PANDER to Yea Forums, not represent Yea Forums.
Lincoln Rogers
hebe with microbikini