Honestly how can wendys call itself a fast food mascot if it doesn't even have a high quality Mugen character

Honestly how can wendys call itself a fast food mascot if it doesn't even have a high quality Mugen character.

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Wendys uses broken up discs of Halo 2 in much of their food. I'd recommend never eating there, because you might get internal lacerations.

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>Godskin Duo
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It's true, I'm afraid.

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welp...

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Hoot

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what's not to love? red head, cute, short dress, stockings. hnnnngh

>The real Wendy is a fat butterface

Hello phone wallpaper.

ao3 /works/26504014?view_adult=true

And she actually wore that hairstyle and dress in real life.

Also freckles. Why women don't like their freckles? I could fuck the uglier girl if she has freckles.

this

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Now but not when she was made the mascot

No, she still was chubby. Google it.

>feeding the best halo to consoomers
Based

not vidya

faggot

Is Wendy's really popular in the US?

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>Quality is our recipe
>everything on the menu is 40% onions, titanium, and petrol

> titanium, and petrol
w-what!

It’s a US business, yes.

suits wished she looked like that lol, reminder that it wasn't until that cringe worthy twitter account until they recovered from this ad campaign.

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riced

she looks like a girl who loves asian boys

If I want fast food, is normally the second best option available.

I believe they are viewed as childish (associated with young "cute" kids) or as imperfections.

It's my preferred fast food when given the option. The Five Dollar Biggie Bag is just too good.

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Look at the ingredients on the back of most brand name producst in the US, it just straight up says titanium as well as all the food-dye# stuff is made from petrol.

ahh nooo! they put metal and gas oil in my food!

I like mascots

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tranny retard

>Still $5
Impressive, especially in this economy.

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I hate her! Shes just made for coombait. Absolutely detest her

Yeah but they're the only ones I can think of to produce good porn, so it breaks even.

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so do i

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Freddy's is the only good fast food

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Wendy's spends ~$150,000,000/annum on guerilla marketing, which means they build their brand by lying to people.
This includes "grassroots" advertising such as reddit and twitter threads, careful message placement inside sponsored content, and other misleading forms of advertising which masquerade as genuine communication.

Guerilla marketing firms are constantly trying to push the envelope and exploit new mediums. This thread may legitimately be paid advertising.

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Do you think Wendy's marketing is aware of the porn (even the loli stuff) and tacitly accepts it?

While I think the transparent marketing of Wendy's to me through porn is incredibly based, it speaks volumes to how much of a fucking dystopia I have grown up to see and live through.

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There's no way they could have avoided it when Wendy porn was at full production, they know.

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None of these are video games especially this

>water and celery for me you fat fuck

And?

sperg
granny newfag

Why do fast food companies feel like they need to advertise themselves to me unless you have a new menu item I haven't heard about? You're on every corner where I live anyway, I've eaten at your place before, I know whether or not I like your food or I'm craving it, if I want wendy's I'll go and get wendy's when I'm ready to. Really gonna advertise to me on Yea Forums of all places? Seriously?

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Who is this?

inb4 wendy
inb4 the guy in the back

i'm sure they hate every last scrap of it and wish they had a cleaner more family friendly mascot like that child abusing clown

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>implying they aren't commissioning the porn as a guerilla marketing tactic
that's not the kind of shit you announce publically as a company, of course.

they do it because it works

I come to these threads for Wendy even though the food itself makes me violently ill.

newtroon

>tacitly accepts it?
Yes, after Dave Thomas died

>60 year old woman doesn’t look like a 19th century loli

even if you're top dog you gotta advertise to keep yourself in peoples minds.

same reason why supermarket chains change the products around on their shelves

It’s for the people who haven’t had it, don’t know what they want, or aren’t aware of what’s on the menu

>Wendys supports lolicons
Based, I will now go to Wendys

>censoring feet
lol

I advertise on Yea Forums and there is nothing you can do about it. I'm advertising right now and you can't stop me. You are powerless and WILL be advertised to.

To make you think about it.
You see Wendy's and you might think "hmm, yeah I could go for some Wendy's right now".
Even if you don't go get it right then, the bug will be in your head and you might want it later.

>fat
>butterface

>Even if you don't go get it right then, the bug will be in your head and you might want it later.
As I said,
>I know whether or not I like your food or I'm craving it, if I want wendy's I'll go and get wendy's when I'm ready to.

Like, if I was hungry for wendy's, I'd go and get it anyway, it's not gonna happen because I saw on some anime imageboard some wendy's porn and guerilla marketing tactics, it's gonna happen when I want to eat some wendy's, correlation doesn't equal causation. Like, I have a wendy's within biking distance, I can go there at any time when I have the spare cash and don't want to make my own burgers on my stovetop at home.

meh, McDonald is better

There are other better burger places but it's alright.