Out of 100 invasions, no one ever bowed to show respect, wanted a fair duel 1v1v1, or actually respected the host

Out of 100 invasions, no one ever bowed to show respect, wanted a fair duel 1v1v1, or actually respected the host.
It's always the faggot host hiding in the back with two phantoms charging at once with bleed affinity weaponry and ashes.
How did it come to this? Is it because the casuals who were introduced to the Souls series with Elden Ring have no honor and no respect for their opponents?
Dark Souls 3 had the same issue, but people were even more prone to set honorable battlefields.
Even the fight clubs in Elden Ring are underage babby tier shit, with the host killing everyone with hoarfrost or the Nihil staff.
I hate normies so fucking much.

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>invader
>1v1 dual

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Why would I want to have a fair fight against invaders in the game with the worst PVP by far?

You are an inconvenience to me and my friend. Nothing more. And we will troll the living hell out of you if you play like a tryhard instead of letting us swat you down like the flies you are.

Invading isn't the arena for honor.
Congrats on turning 15, btw

Retard faggot

You can't be this retarded
why would you invade and expect the gankers to be honorable and bow and shit
being a bastard and using cheap tactics is the fun of invasions

Underage faggot retards whose first souls game was DS3, i see.

elden ring is not intended to be a balanced or good pvp game.
unfortunately, fromsoft has no plans to fix their games that are balanced around pvp, but that's part your fault for buying elden ring and supporting that decision.

Invaders aren't honorable you don't need to show them respect

Where were you invading and what level
At 150 almost half of them bow and even ganks took turns 1v1.

>casuals complain about invaders
>From alters invasion mechanics to stack the odds against invaders
>invaders go full tryhard to compensate
>hosts go full tryhard to keep up with the invaders
>invaders get even nastier to get back at the hosts
>hosts get even nastier to get back at the invaders
And so it goes.

I just invade, red sign or change teamtype to something hostile as a gold phantom and ban laser everyone I meet indiscriminately from now on
Fuck the soi blasted multiplayer of this series
Fuck summoner hosts, fuck passworded twink phantoms, fuck bleedniggers, fuck FOTMniggers, I will do my part to ensure as many of these subhumans get banned from online as possible

>honor
>invasion
u srs
take your duel faggotry to the arena and red soapstone

There's a very easy solution for that but you're not going to like it

>go to boilprawn shack
>use taunter's tongue
>enjoy constant stream of 1v1s from people doing varre's quest
it's just that fucking easy user

>>invaders go full tryhard to compensate
Invaders were way worse in DS1
They invaded with
>fully upgraded weapon
>fully upgraded armor
>dark bead
Before even the gargoyles

>need to do 3 invasions for Varre quest
>strip naked and weaponless just so host kills me quickly
>they strip naked too and we just have a 20 minute long fist fight
happened 3 times in a row

how to fix pvp:
2nd invader slot
give invader an item that activates friendly fire for the gank
remove bleed

it's that easy

>waaah waaaah I wanted ti grieve shitters but I'm being rekt waah

Get rekt invadernigger

I do miss 1v1 invasions, but they aren't supposed to be honor duels

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Strawmanning crybaby who cannot git gud I see

Twinking was a thing since DS1, don't act like invaders haven't acted like cancer until the wrist slaps, you earned those limits.

How to fix pvp:
Remove it outside red soapstone

It's that easy.

>all those souls newfags that think the invasion system in elden ring is perfectly fine because ABBLOOWOOOOO FUCK INVADERS THEY RUIN MY FUN ;_______; in a game where you cant even be invaded by default anymore
lmaoing@yall

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Holy fuck that would be fun, If I was a phantom I'd kill the host every time friendly fire was activated.

I like to wait at the bottom of an elevator disguised and as soon as the group comes down, I immediately spam corpse piler. It's funny how often it works.

>Just delete the unique multiplayer mechanic in the only franchise that does it
God I hate normies

darkroot garden you dumb fucking nigger

The really egregious shit is that when I went to duel in Raya Lucaria multiple hosts sent me home the moment I started beating them despite the fact that they were clearly well over level 125. Invading is better. Kill the host, kill his phantoms, T-pose over their corpses. The one time a furled finger bowed to me I used the time to hose him and his friends down with Rotten Breath.

Bleed wouldn't be so obnoxious if you didn't do full fucking bleed damage regardless of whether or not the attack dealt damage. If blocks and dodges applied half status build, it'd be much less obnoxious, but as it is now you're just fucked if you don't farm for a full inventory of bleed boluses.

how to actually fix pvp:
introduce frenzied finger
fuck furled, fuck bloody, gimme my MAD phantoms back

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I used to do this too, or ride up the elevator knowing they would all run in on me like retards. Mohgwyn's Sacred Spear, though, is what really makes this tactic special. Gank squads fear the fork.

>NOOOOOOOOOOO BUT BUT BUT BUT BACKSTAB FISHING IN THAT AREA NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
kys

Because PVP faggots are the worst. Forcing From to balance weapons because of MUH UNFAIRNESS

This is a bait post right? Or are there genuine retards that expect honor duels when they invade

The only thing these would become is another gank squad member or flask refill for the gank just like summoned reds

nobody bowed to their fucking invaders
even if they did they're weirdos. if you weren't just looking to dick someone over you'd find a red sign

Cheatniggers will always be lower on the totem pole than anyone else. Ban laser no longer works, by the way.

i've responded to your retarded bait and i don't care. you're a braindead faggot to pretend ganksquads haven't existed since day 1. no more respones from me you dumb cunt

You know what I love about invading? I have nothing to lose. I don't give a shit about runes, and if i lose a 1v3? Who fucking cares, it was 3 against 1. But if I kill everyone, they can watch me teabagging their corpse while they wait to reload, seething as they wonder why they got btfo by one guy.

>wah muh bleed
Sorcerer hands typed this post. Intfaggots cannot conceive of anyone else being able to delete them while they walk backwards spamming spells or the Moonveil weapon art.

>*dies in one hit*
nothing personnel rennala simp

>be green goblin character
>remove all armor for maximum camoflauge
>trick mirror talisman to remove red glow
>concealing talisman to go invisible at a distance
>invade with name "GOBLIN STALKER"
>slowly follow hosts around, moving between bushes and trees
>ambush them when they're fighting a boss or tough enemy
>if they're just waiting to gank by a bonfire, occasionally hit them with rot arrows and hide so they don't find me
>they either do nothing, and I take an invasion slot that denies them another invader and reduces their dopamine
>or they Alt F4 to make me leave because I antagonized them too hard
Play smart, not hard

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>normies

THE MOTHERFUCKING IRONY

Alright, guys, new topic. I want to cause this level of seethe in people, but I've never been a katana guy or used them in previous games, or used bleed. How do I build to be the most annoying Rivers of Blood user ever? I know I need the white mask, and I'm guessing Alexander's Shard and the Blood Exultation talisman, but how you manage your Dex and Arc for this weapon eludes me.

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based

Wizard viglets never learn. They are always the host too, so easy.

Love making players like you waste your time until you finger severer home

seppuku + rivers of blood + bleed trinkets
enjoy your actual easy mode, and none of that mimic butt tears nonsense

>use bloodhound step in a red sign duel against a sorcerer host
>he disconnects immediately because he can't just spam the gay spell with the six blue streamers.

Sorry couldn't hear you, I had FTL and youtube open on another monitor while you were gooning by the grace.

What level/shard are people usually in that area

Like said

For stats, you can just hit the dex minimum and go mostly arc depending on your level, it scales way more than you would think.

>Sorry couldn't hear you, I had FTL and youtube open on another monitor while you were gooning by the grace.

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Cool, I'll see if I have the stats for Nagakiba in my offhand and if not, Uchi should be fine. I'm assuming the 2kat moveset is actually good, if not I suppose I could just throw seppuku on a dagger. I'm guessing the real point of using it is that the damage is blood loss and will therefore activate all the "+10% damage when someone gets bled" buffs?

NTA but I have a few at lvl 50 that get tons of invaders. Your range is 25 to 55 so that seems like a sweet spot.

unique != good

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>muh katanas
take the double naginata pill.

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>invade with the goal of stalling/ruining someone's game
>WTF BROS WHY AREN'T THEY PLAYING FAIR?

125, and I'll beat the game at that level too. I have nothing but contempt for people who finish Leyndell at 160 and then complain about everyone who isn't playing with a Guts cosplay build.

I can't tell if RoB is truly busted or if it's just the ultimate scrub killer.

Because all these
>le hard is le good
games have the worst fucking fanbases. You included.

>I'll beat the game at that level too
>125
Sure you will, user.
Sure you will.
Looking forward to your consecrated/mountaintops seethe.

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It's good in this case. Hosts are niggers, putting the entirety of deciding when pvp happens into their hands will kill it entirely.

>implying you could ever beat me

Skill issue

>invade in Liurna
>host and his phantom are on top of a rock I can't access without Torrent
>they're chucking lightning spears at me
>arc Night Maiden's Mist manually so it lands where they are
>they both panic and refuse to jump down to have an actual fight
>both died at the same time
PvP is awful, it needs to be changed so that once someone is invaded they cannot summon any more phantoms. What you have is what you have.

I just disconnect when I get invaded.

>playing souls online
>ever
LMAO
also cop op is the definition of not beating the game

>This nigga says as if murky twinks weren't stage 4 cancer.

>YOU DIDN'T BEAT IT!!!!!
like a clock

>darkroot garden
try 4-2 you newfag nigger

Scrub killer, there are weapons that are infinitely scarier in pvp than the easy-to-dodge corpse piler. For a cocky gank squad whose members aren't communicating or a retarded hunter that runs straight in at you, though, Rivers of Blood will put them to sleep. There is no unfair weapon when you're outnumbered three to one.
That requires NG+ or friends.