Her ending has the highest completion rate on every platform

>her ending has the highest completion rate on every platform
men only want blue porcelain dolls with four arms and two faces and that's disgusting

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I love my wife Ranni!

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one Ranni for every user!

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I love smol ranni fanart

I thought you were lying and that Elden Lord would have the most because it's the default but it's actually true.

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>cute
>tiny
>becomes even smoler
>blue
>sexy voice
>every one near her tells you she is tsundere for you
>pocket onahole
>gives you great sword moonveil
Honestly the only better waifu in the game is Rya, but her quest is stupid

I bet half of these were by accident, I know mine was.
I never consciously did a single thing to progress Ranni's questline but ended up stumbling along it anyway somehow.
Then I summoned her in Elden Throne expecting her to explain why I should choose her but that already locked me into the ending. I never wanted that blue cunny, I wanted to be a lord.

She is undeniable best girl and true ending

Ranni feels like that second girl who is always best girl but MUST lose to the primary girl because of author bias
but the twist was she actually won

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Primary girl lit herself on fire to burn down a tree.

At least her ending's distinct from the Mass Effect 3-style pick-your-colour Elden Lord endings.

>Melina
>Ranni
>Millicent
>Ranni
>Nepheli
>Rya
>Hyetta
>Sellen

Elden Ring is a harem anime

LET CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!

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>Sellen
I like that the game tells you that at several points that she's one of the most monstrous murderers in the history of raya lucaria but nobody cares because she's nice to you.

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>men only want blue porcelain dolls with four arms and two faces and that's disgusting
She can hug you while giving you a HJ. That's wholesome as fuck.

Sellen is a babe under that stone head. Who cares if she murdered a bunch of losers in her quest for power? The Tarnished did the same. Too bad she was in over her head since she was fully on board with pledging herself to you when you become Elden Lord.

>One hand for the shaft
>One hand to cup the balls
>One hand to finger your asshole
>One hand to hold yours

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Mitsubishi needs to make a travelling party system

Is easy to see why. Is the easiest path to find and the only one who feels complete and sort of satisfying (which isn't saying much). Any other ending only comes from looking for NPCs en very ridiculous places and bad timing and most of them goes nowhere. She is who kickstarted the plot of the game and presents herself as a rebel to the statu quo.

Bruh Ranni caused the apocalypse and almost nobody can bring themselves to actually care

But Ranni is evil

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I don't care, it's a videogame

so is my penis

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Evil wife that genuinely loves (you) is the rarest and most kino thing

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>he didn’t see the cut femdom dialogue she had for Varre’s quest

I want to save her...

I didn't. Post it.

She is in love with ME just like I'm in love with HER so I don't give a single shit if she is evil.

"Primary" girl didn't do anything all game except tell you what a bad bitch Marika was then lit herself on fire. Ranni felt like more of an active heroine than any of the other actual souls heroines. It was like night and day.

from the perspective of other characters so are you.

And Ranni had an actual romance arc while Melina progression was:
>Hey, you're maidenless? I can pretend to be your maiden for a while
>By the way, it was the horse that choose you I didn't think anything of you
>Guess the horse was right, you're pretty strong, take me to the erdtree ok?
>Let me tell you about Marika and how she fucked your kind over and then told you to clean up for her
>Can't enter the Erdtree? Then I'll go lit myself on fire to burn it down
>Don't you DARE suggest that I don't need to lit myself on fire, I was BORN to burn myself, that is my entire reason to be, if you don't let me lit myself on fire I'll hate you forever
>*becomes the woman torch*

Uhhh ok, bye bitch.

It's the only ending that the game actually tells you how to get without looking up guides

>I never wanted that blue cunny
yeah sure thing buddy

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Too lazy.
After Varre cuts your finger and you go to Sellen next she notices and shows concern. She offers to heal your wound and while doing so says something along the lines of “I know whoever that did this is watching, know that my apprentice is mine and mine alone.”

Melina's talks at graces should have automatically started instead of being in the menu so people would have actually seen them. She has the most dialogue in the game but people miss most of it.

Sucks she got turned into a ball of faces. She seems like she would have stuck by you no matter what.

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What do the moonrunes say

nobody needs a guide to get the put marika's head back on ending.

What the fuck was her problem?

the erdtree

Frankly I don't believe she has more dialogue than Ranni even now. But besides that 90% of her dialogue is just lore dumps about Marika.

I was considering going for Platinum, but I decided not to because I don't want to raise the completion percentage of the non-Ranni endings.
not only is Elden Lord the default, but it also shares the trophy with 3 other endings. guess nobody gives a fuck about gold man, hug woman, and poopoo man.

Nobody knows what triggers what at the end. They're going to click on the first thing they see. Which is her summon sign.

>Ranni is le evil meme

Its heavily indicated that Marika is the puppetmaster behind the night of black knives.

Yeah. I had this issue first time playing through. Same with being stuck on Ranni's questline because "oh of course I need to sit down at this particular bonfire and look at the bottom of the menu and see an option to talk to a little doll three times".
Especially because bonfires are usually so close together that I have no REASON to actually sit down at them, so I wouldn't even know there's a special dialogue at certain ones in the first place. Like with the Ranni bonfire in Ainsel. You get to that location via deeproot or renna's rise. In either case, there's a bonfire right before the transport so you're almost guaranteed to be fully maxed out on your HP/estus/etc. So no need to sit down. I just lit the bonfire and kept moving until I eventually got stuck.

>gives you great sword moonveil
>ranni
are you retarded?

Objectively speaking I'm more evil than her, I literally killed god.

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Bullshit. Most blind playthroughs are getting age of fracture

Ranni gives you the Sword of Moonlight as an engagement gift

>Marika fucks over Renalla and the Carians in general
>Ranni retaliates
>Marika spergs out and shatters the Elden Ring
>RANNI IS HECKIN EVIL

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Ranni gives you the Dark Moon Greatsword.

Which is the Sword of the Moonlight of this game.

It's simpler than that. All those guys want a wife that will love them. Games are the closest most of them get to that.

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>Sword of the Moonlight
>Rennala is the Queen of the Full Moon
>Rennala's magic is that of the full moon
>Ranni's is that of the dark moon
Um no sweetie

Her ending looks cool even if I don't quite understand it, she's taking the elden ring to the moon or something?

And Ranni's sword has the weapon art "Moonlight". Full or dark moon has absolutely nothing to do with it.

it's xenoblade 1 but more cryptic

>Evil wife that genuinely loves (you) is the rarest and most kino thing
it's pretty common actually but a lot of boys bitch about those girls wanting asshole men not understanding why.

Pretty much, the only way to let people be free is for the elden ring to have no influence over the land, and if she becomes its vessel and fucks off alongside her lord, it can't do shit.

Dark moonlight ! = moonlight
They also have different sorcery and magics relating to different moons

You and Ranni go to outerspace for 1000 years so nobody can alter the order of the world with their bullshit ever again.

Almost all my friends went with the simp ending, not me tho, I stayed strong in the gold Chad ending