MTG Arena

god bless kamigawa

I wish they'd release this outside of Pride Month. It would... you know... actually mean something?

Also (though mana confluence looks nice.)

Fucking yikes!! *barfs*

Yeah, but then you'll also lose. That card looks like ass. 5 mana and exile two in order to make a 2/2? And this is a rare? Extremely worthless.

I'm honestly concerned that not a single person is talking about how fucked that art for Bearscape is. It's literally nude men cuddling in a fucking hotspring. We can't even show that shit for hetero couples, why is this art fine?

Not a single one of the characters in that art is gay. The artists just picked whoever the fuck they wanted and threw them in there.

>mana confluence literally looks like a gay cabal
It and Bearscape look like they belong in unsets.

Attached: 1607661530458.jpg (553x553, 41.2K)

based, i hate fat smelly nerds
shame the card is garbage

>It's literally nude men cuddling in a fucking hotspring.
What's gay about that?
You never cuddle with your bros in the hot spring?

nah, hotspring cuddles are gay as fuck. Now, if we're at one of our houses, having movie night? Share that blanket and popcorn, bro

this is basically where im at, between the embarrassing crossover dogshit, secret lair and premium pack money grubbing and Hasbro being spineless corporate arse lickers Ive stared selling off everything.

Im happy though, I didnt realise that almost every vaguely viable card has increased in value 10-100x. Im literally going to buy a second property once im done. Grading this shit doesnt even seem to matter unlike the pokemon cards.

>Grading this shit doesnt even seem to matter unlike the pokemon cards
Only get cards that are worth ~$150 or more baseline graded. People will shell out for anything less, but when you hit that pricepoint, the better the condition, the more the price skyrockets

Ral and Tomik have been canon but Huatli and Saheeli was never a thing until now

Uh no. It was canon in ixalan.
Not that I am defending this but it was cannon

when the fuck was Saheeli ever on Ixalan? Everyone that was on that plane was trapped because of the Immortal Sun, and we immediately went into Ravnica after it was freed.

Lose the game
Quench (new type of counter effect)
+1/+1 counters

Can't wait for the Chinese to rule over the world so they can ban all this shit. BTW do they sell this set over there? I bet no.

I got my dual lands graded and some of my Alpha and Beta cards before the price got too silly but right now cards need to be $500+ raw to even consider the grading cost and turnover time.

They made ral gay in war of the spark. The novelization literally paused an interdimensional invasion from a dragon god leading an army of biorobot zombies to have a gay wedding in the middle. Not even joking.

dude, the meme green decks with that Bearscape is fucking hilarious.

Magic is becoming Yugioh way too fast

Did Nicol Bolas attend since he was nice enough to pause his invasion?

I don't mind the Ral and Tomik one because they've been a couple for ages and their devotion to each other is touching, but the Saheeli/Huatli thing seems out of nowhere.

Also man if there's one thing this game is missing it's more representation of married couples and parenthood. All I can think related to the main cast Plainswalkers are Teferi (Widower), Tamiyo (now tags:corruption, mind_break) and Chandra's parents (with her dad dead).

>checking card prices
>Uncommons from last year at $16
>Some average foil EDH card in the trade binder at $130

What the fuck is happening. I need to sell NOW

Not fast enough, my friend. I need to be able to buff my big titty fox-wife with all the auras, so she can smother our enemies to death

Attached: Light-Paws-Emperors-Voice-Variant-MtG-Art.png (1080x1350, 2.43M)

It's not a set, it's a limited online exclusive.
So no. Also the announcement didn't hit a pretty large number of countries either.

Attached: FRxeRi9XIAEQJ7P.png (595x316, 64.75K)

>married straight couple in a happy and healthy relationship raising their kids with love
Unironically not allowed in current year

You faggots are ruining budget EDH night with this voltron shit why cant I stop you reeeeeeeee

Budget EDH is the only time voltron is remotely viable, without abusing some absolutely stupid shit. Let us have our night, man

Why do people believe that china wants to help the west out?

Angrath has 2 daughters and travels planes to bring them gifts

Attached: rix-152-angrath-the-flame-chained.jpg (672x936, 170.42K)

Nah. Yugioh sold out hard to the waifufag crowd but they don't have Alphabet nonsense thankfully.

Just edickt him bro

It's been years since I played the game at all, which cards are those again?

Angrath became one of my favorites solely because he doesn't give a shit and just wants to go home.

>Bottom right
Gay crown angel be like BE NOT A STRAIGHT

I like the deck, im just using a lot of counterspells and really aiming the guy and im still losing to it. I also have to keep making cuts to my deck because shit cards suddenly cost twice as much and I dont know why

It's an alternate artwork, you dumb faggot. This is the main artwork.

Attached: neo-220-greasefang-okiba-boss.jpg (672x936, 107.74K)

>Quench (new type of counter effect)
FORCE SPIKE HAS EXISTED SINCE 1994 YOU NEWFAG TROGLODYTE

Attached: leg-58-force-spike.jpg (672x936, 322.46K)

Are any of the MTG games good or worth playing? I don't mind awful.card art and modern cards if only to collect and gawk at them.

I see waifu anime narset so often I forgot what the normal version looks like

I was just trying to figure out mtg related words for L, Q and +, I'm

Ah, you're playing against someone actually trying to win. my Light-Paws deck is legit 30 lands, and ~40 auras to stack on her. If I'm not connecting with an attack, I'm doing fuck all.
Built her because I liked the art, and had a fuckton of cheap auras sitting around. She doesn't win often, but it's fun to punch a nerd in the face for 30 damage.

I know and its just as bad

Did they ever figure out how old she was supposed to be?

Attached: iko-195-narset-of-the-ancient-way.jpg (672x936, 195.35K)

pretty sure they're just going to go full monk with her, and make her immortal through shear body control. Just halted her own aging through discipline.

I'm sorry*

Not fast enough desu

Attached: amazonfu.jpg (1280x1280, 197.95K)

>$69.99 + tip

lol nice brick for a foot

>won't deliver for like 6 months

how did magic get so gay? phyrexians were cool, now theres this shit lol.

Attached: 1587829538196.png (609x178, 102.41K)

It's a treat for footfags

Such a shame, because the only other popular TCGs you will be able to find to play are Yugioh and Pokemon. And honestly I couldn't give a single fuck about either of those games. MTG had such a cool aesthetic until about 2016 when shit went downhill.

Imagine being such a reactionary retard that you fall for this kind of marketing. When you don't even play Magic.

That's you, reading this. Dumb faggot.

Man, I fucking wish this game's biggest issue was the tumblr pandering

LET'S FUCKIN GOOO!! VIVE LA LGBTQ+!

>mana confluence looks nice
>6 people instead of 5
nah it's shit. I get they wanted the art to look like a rainbow, but if they removed the orange one and left everyone else in the same position it would still look like a rainbow.

>i-it's marketing bruh, believe me I'm a smartie
>all these years of pozzing of the game was just a big facade dude, not like we've become the joke of the card game community
>it's just a prank and a phase xer, so keep on being hit in the dick from the leftist group that have made the game their own, it will surely come to pass eventually (not really)
>I'm a "moderate" by the way
>Again: Am I not an intellectual?

Attached: 1644413164593.jpg (552x447, 29.83K)

That's orange erasure

i hate that wizards has gone full woke retard but hearthstone and yugioh are unplayable garbage so i'm sticking with magic