Enough about the hotdog fed games. Let's talk about the one people actually care about
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Enough about the hotdog fed games. Let's talk about the one people actually care about
Luis Sanders
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YOROKOBE SHOUNEN
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NEVER EVERS, UNITE UP!
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Never Evers, post them!
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Smackgods assemble
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>kills the save
Smackchuds...
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Enter
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Nice try Strauss
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IN IT FOREVER
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Joker time
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it shat different for sure
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Stream may die, but the Soul of Smackdown lives on
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preach
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Dear TFR OP:
YOUR COCKSUCKING STREAM HAS REDUCED ME TO A GIBBERING MARK-APE WHOSE ONLY RESORT TO DEALING WITH THE ALMIGHTY FUCKING GRIEF IT'S BESTOWED UPON ME IS TO SCREAM AND HURT MYSELF.
Seriously, I am jumping up and down and throwing my shit in handfuls at the fucking monitor in some impotent primal effort to get my favorites to win. I have been sitting here trying to enjoy your stream - YOUR STREAM, YOUR SHOW, YOUR CONTRACT BETWEEN STREAMER AND CONSUMER THAT THE CONSUMER WILL ENJOY YOUR STREAM - but instead the damn thing's been crawling out of the monitor and calling me gay right in my gaping mouth. Swear to god, you should have just added a little door to the monitor through which a hand pops out and flips me off, because I am insulted that your lorewriters or janitors or whatever brainless shitstove three genes short of a monkey FAGNUT signs your stream through thought that a person with more than a single fucking digit IQ could enjoy TFR Season 0. INSULTED.
WORK WITH ME HERE: The goal's simple enough! Enjoy the wrestling stream! Hey, that's fine, it's just like watching VGCW; not a problem! Only deal is your cross-eyed team of tongue-slapping wunderkind decided to give the stream every single fucking advantage possible TO THE VN REPS rather than the western dimes.
How in the fuck does Battler - whose record is the lamest and shittiest piece of shit next to hopeman - suddenly become SO FUCKING GOOD that he can win a match without using a single one of his finishers? Huh!? Why!? You never see this shithead anywhere near the top fucking 20 in a normal rumble. BUT HO HO HO THIS TIME HE'S MEGA-COCK, THE STRONGEST FAGGOT IN THE WORLD. 121 SMALL BOMBS MARIA, LET'S BTB HIM TO THE FUCKING FUTURE.
But it's not just Battler with the not magical powers, it's the entire fucking lineup of VN reps! THEY'RE ALL STRONGER THAN YOUR FAVORITES. AND DON'T REQUIRE ANY FINISHERS.
Andrew Gutierrez
>Enhanced BRVTE Strength
>Custom Gravity Mace
>Custom Power Gauntlet enhancing his already unimaginable strength
>The full strength of his Banished including the combined might of the Jiralhanae, Lekgolo, Sangheili, Kig-Yar, Unggoy, Huragok, and even Humans fighting for his dream only further establishing his dominance over the galaxy
>His force of deadly vicious Spartan Killers
>Captain Cutter's $3,000
>Alliance with THE Mendicant Bias
>The Endless unleashed in his name
>Inventor of Gorilla Warfare
>Wielder of the Coveted Halo Discussion
>Mastery of bukijutsu, kenjutsu, and taijutsu
>Two rinnegan and the Juubi sealed into his body granting him the sagemode sage of the six paths form allowing him to activate the Infinite Tsukuyomi genjutsu
>The World Over Heaven allowing him to not only stop time as shown in Halo Wars 2 but also to rewrite reality itself to fit his needs
>The Endless fused into his spine giving him the power of the Founding Titan
>The Spirit of Christmas guiding his way
>Every IP in the thread
>An Endless supply of Xanax
>Free movement through timelines
he would squash every literal who vn tranny rep like a bug
Ian Gutierrez
But but but I of course, am still cheering on some piece of shit scoop-powered jobber who guzzles it's entire finisher bar in no less than four fucking reversals! Add to this the entire match just got shitted on by some retarded space 5000IQ ruse god and you've got a course full of VN reps that'll drain at least 1/4 of your favorite's energy bar JUST BECAUSE IT CAN. WHOOPIE.
HURRR, you say. THAT'S JUST THE RNG. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ALL GIGADIMES. Well fuck that noise, you lopsided frankenfaced fuckfurter.
Tell me, please, why does OP have to win? Huh? What happens when OP wins and I lose? Is there some huge fucking macaco soup waiting for it when it gets done? Is there money involved? Or perhaps the motives are more sinister. Maybe OP's family is being held hostage by another fed and that fed has it's cock in TFR OP's wife's mouth and he's holding a cell phone up to her and OP can hear her pained moans and cries for help and the asshole fed then says, "Und beat zat cock-sucking smark, or I'll blow her brains out, ja." I COULD UNDERSTAND THAT. I CAN BE SYMPATHETIC.
It's not any fun if western dimes can't win, you faggots. I want to move on. I want to unlock that piece of shit clowns vs western dimes match you have hidden away from me so I can start watching and get pissed off with that too. When your stream prevents me from fully enjoying the product I have watched you have failed in your fucking mission to deliver a wrestling show. You lose! You break the contract! You contract the gay and fucking DIE DIE DIE.
Sincerely,
Dimes Bandit
Alexander Davis
Wyatt Watson
Kogod's going to win
Christopher Morris
He fuckin better or i'm losing $30 to my friend
Austin Torres
DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT AGAIN
Aaron Foster
Isaac Jenkins
RIP $30
James Morris
Hudson Butler
whos the jannetty
Sebastian Robinson
Hudson Nguyen
Josiah Harris
They're both equally dimes honestly, though Ulmeyda was much more of a jobber back in 2k19
Liam Williams
IT TOOK ME TEN YEARS
Jaxson Jackson
i cant rn
Justin Wright
*H-YO-NK* *H-YO-NK*
Bentley Smith
Gavin Campbell
PLEASE CRASH!
Isaac Wood
It’s May 4 and I need a based Star Wars Rep
Bentley James
Grievous is already there user
William Perry
*Flips into a guardrail and sawdusts his engine*
kwab
Cooper Reyes
Rused.
Camden Russell
RUSED
Isaac Brown
Why did he do it?
Levi Wood
Well done Hassan well done
HOWEVER
Logan Hill
True but my KOTOR dimes….
Lucas Reed
Sisters, which TFR wrestler is the cutest
Josiah Brown
You
Josiah Rodriguez
RedLight
Hunter Fisher
Grayson Edwards
red of course
William Ramirez
LAMENT
Why does Limbus have to be A Gacha man…
Easton Cooper
all part of the director's plAn........
Kevin Morales
theres a battler mod for this funnily enough
Jace Lewis
HOLY SHIT BATTLER IF HE LOR
Good ass mod if I do say so myself very fun, and funny ass Easter Egg PM wrestling a cultural Phenomenon
Samuel Myers
Gavin Richardson
what the fuck is this thread
Levi Watson
what do you think it is?
Justin Gutierrez
Wrestlemania, Brother
Grayson Flores
An SmT thread or was it a Lobotomy Corp Thread? I can’t tell
Cooper Walker
>he doesn't know
Sebastian Anderson
its both.
Landon Morgan
All things are interconnected
Adam Watson
Jaxon Phillips
>unironically posting nigger normalfag game on le racist nazi 1488 lynch all niggers board
ishygddt ever again
William Wilson
>namefag
Henry Walker
This a YIIK Thread bro
Elijah Long
A Disco Thread
Daniel Nelson
Waka