Is this peak parenthood?

Honestly, Bathesda games are perfect for kids

this cat scrolled across my tumblr feed a minute or two ago
hello from tumblr, frens

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damn this place is literally r*ddit now
go fuck yourselves

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./\_/\
(O.O) - Meow?
(____)-o

>t. Dovahkiin

I can do this. I did something similar for Oblivion and modded in a cat girl race to attract this furry girl back in high-school. It worked and now we just had our first child.

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That's cute but it makes me sad it's based on a dead cat so now I'm upset.

>stripes the cat :)
holy generic, batman!!

How young are your children that they're playing Skyrim but are afraid of a nothing enemy like the mudcrab. This seems manufactured for reddit updoots

Is Stripes /ourcat/?

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Why are you trying to talk to him he won't see this

Hey man that a .jpg not a person hope this helps

>skyrim
oh no no no

IF I SEE THIS FUCKING CAT ONE MORE TIME

Based Stripes the Protector.

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the jaded bitter faggot in me tells me that this guy is a huge faggot on par with those arachnophobia filter shitters who can't play games with spiders. But yeah it is nice

he didn't even mention oblivion you autistic fuck

Now I'm curious. You got any screenshots of it?

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For me it was trying to navigate my angry father through the wilderness hoping he didn't run into too many enemies and explode because he insisted on wandering around with a club for some reason.

Election tourist.

nexusmods.com/morrowind/mods/51086
Seems cute

Nope. End of Rine. Story ends there.

Nah, those fags hide the spiders. He left the scary mudcrabs in for his kids to face but instead gave the cat companion to give courage to face their fears. Those kids learned to face their fears unlike the spider filter fags.

based tumblrfag
the only comfy quiet corner left on the internet

>mfw cat tongues are a delicatesse in my country

>kids ran around in tgm but he had the cat kill monsters for them as they explored
How is that not sweet as fuck?

Playing Morrowind in front of the kids is the best way to put them to sleep

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hecking based

Oblivion has more soul

ching chong grory to ccp!

apologies, i thought he replaced the mudcrabs with the cat.

amazing mod.

>scared of mudcrabs?
>lets have you kill your family cat instead
baka

You thought he modded the game to make his kid kill the pet cat? The duck dude?

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>Implying pathetic mudcrabs could defeat the mighty Stripes The Cat.

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I thought that too.

Is new Tumblr comfy?
I feel like if everyone left it it could actually end up being a good place.
I need a new place that isn't Yea Forums. I've been her too long and it takes all my energy to not be jaded and cynical everytime I come here.

lmao what the fuck is wrong with you

Ratio

this too wholesome user

its
>mostly boring shitty game but its long and you get used to it
vs.
>shitty game but its very action friendly cos everything is packed near each other

start thinking this as a chat like it is, its not Yea Forums anymore, just Yea Forums related chatroom and you get what you get

this helped me plenty

wholesome chungus

Shit is thought that too
I wanna be as based as this parent
God i want a kid so badly bros. Some girl please just give me a baby, I will raise that child so well. I will give them all the knowledge. You can leave me I don't give a shit, just let me use your womb. I'll raise the kid solo I have a stable job that can support a kid. I was an orphan and I will give that child all the love I didn't get, double it just so s/he always feels loved

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Pathetic friendless loser who will kill themself.

adopt nigguh

>tfw no yotsuba daughter

You are an election tourist who came here to be edgier than your normalfag peers.

I thought single males basically can't adopt

go back, cancer.

His kids are fucking faggots, imagine being fucking scared of a crab in a videogame

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You think there aren't fathers who would do that for their kids?

W-whats it like to have a kid bros?
Is it really as bad as normalfags claim it is?
Yeah I'm sure its a ton of work and can get on your nerves but I feel like I would like to raise a child.

based yotsuba poster, hope you'll get your yotsuba daughter.

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What odd circumstances. The sewer was drained and all that remains is peace

>pile of dirt grows a pair of pincers and chases you until one of you dies
this is the stuff of nightmares for toddlers

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oh I didn't know that
sounds about right in a modern world though

it takes a lot of work to have and raise a child. to the point where you must forgo nearly all of your leisure time in service of your family.

it is not easy, and it should not be. but it is worth it.

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Go back zoomer

>being a mirthless contrarian faggot is... le BASED
Your type mostly consists of redditor expats with an outsider understanding of Yea Forums being the "internet hate machine" and you said "and that's a good thing!"

cute

This shit is clearly fake, you have to be very gullible to think this is real.

Looks like the kind of thing made for easy upvotes on reddit, honestly

The Stripes of Kiev

no

i still think the mudcrads are creepy looking

Skyrim came out almost 11 years ago. A 7 year old who played at launch is legal age.

Why make it on morrowind then?
If it was just for upvotes wouldn't they choose a infinitely more popular modding game?

crabs are weird in general

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You get maybe an hour of personal time every day, including weekends. Going out solo basically stops being a thing. Your money burns like the sun.

that's one of the cuter crabs
but there are lots of varieties that look like an grotesque parody of spiders

Newfag

>Be NetImmerse/Gamebryo modder
>Have kids
>"Guess I have to make the cats actual cats now"

would you scrub your old nexus account or just make a new one, Yea Forums?