Is Yea Forums strong enough to take on a full grown chimp in pure hand to hand combat?

Joe?

being strong wont stop a chimp from tearing open your neck

200g of acid thrown in it's face it's blind kick it's ass all day long.
Humans are asholes we win by cheating and that's ok.

>ape defence force already in this thread
you are not allowed to post under this line if you are a monkey
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I'm 210 and have been lifting for 2 years

I could fuck that chimp up. But it would be a close call.

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A chimp couldn't put out the force necessary to do the things strongmen do.
pretty much this

Hathor is 1 minute in

I'm from a city known for an incident where a woman got her face torn off by a chimp, I'm not fucking with one.

>comparing the guy at 50 seconds to the guy at 20

are you retarded? there are videos of random chimps pulling a thousand lbs like it's nothing, of course they can't do athletic exercises like humans do because they are built different but it doesn't mean they are weaker, a fully grown chimp would rip apart any human period. strongmen aren't even built to fight and chimp are extremely agile and all they do in the wild is kill each other lmao their strength isn't even their main asset a bite from a chimp can crush coconuts

>50 seconds in vs 20 seconds in
Retarded webm

>there are videos of random chimps pulling a thousand lbs like it's nothing
Okay then show it instead of talking about it

Jokes aside, i could

Tbh no. I rock climb a lot, but a fucking a chimp would probably kill me.

Humans are by far the weakest primates. The average chimpanzee is like four or five times stronger than the average human. Even a strongman would get his face ripped off by a chimp.

search ape pulling rock on vimeo

>thinking normalfags know what effort means

hafthor made funny faces 1 minute in and mark didn't, and that was what was recorded, anything outside the camera doesn't matter, reality and facts don't matter, only matters what happens on the camera, you are strong or weak depending on how you look in a camera, reality is a myth

this couldnt stop a adult male chimp fucking you up.

a lot of people are very high on copim because they think human "best lifeform ever".
you guys really dont have any ideas how strong some animals are.

For me, it's orangutans. The biggest bros.

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Source?

god I love pongos

lot of bitches itt i could fuck any monkey up

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Based pongo enjoyer

biology

He made it the fuck up

>pure hand to hand combat
Yes the chimp gets disqualified in two seconds

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I mean the theoretical peak for the humans strength is a lot higher than the theoretical peak for a chimps, simply due to how much larger and heavier we are, but they also have very sharp fucking teeth so who knows.

One of the first things it would do is try to grab your nuts nad rip them off, you'd get fucked just like anyone else.

I can beat a nigger, does that count?

and this is why that in any question about beating something up or else you just have to take the piss and say you can kill elephants and shit because some faggots are truly idiots and will try to do it by themselves

Gorilla sucks chimp wins easy

People don't understand how apes' body work because they look similar to humans so they assume that since they're smaller they're weaker than human males. Apes' muscles have two times as much fast-twitch fibers than humans do, they're ridiculously stronger than humans but they're worse at long activities like running.

>tfw can pick up the front end of a truck
I'm still not sure.

High school biology.

you made just as many funny faces mark

>theoretical peak for the humans strength is a lot higher than the theoretical peak for a chimp
No?

wtf is this real?

Based and orangutan-pilled. Great apes are homies

Is the latest meme to genuinely believe that chimpanzees are extreme killers? because they are not.

Yes.

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1v1? Gorilla 90% of the time
But in reality it's very rarely 1 chimp vs 1 gorilla, more like 10 chimps one gorilla

Nigga we are like twice as heavy let's be fucking real here.

Humans with machetes vs ape would be more realistic even the poorest people carry machetes in the jungle.

But then again you have to be on your guard in the jungle even a bug can f*** you up.

>weakest primate
*great ape
we have strong legs but when it comes to grip and pulling strength of course we lose to them.

This kek the first thing chimps do when they fight is rip off the nuts they are vile fucking creatures and would end you in seconds even if they had normal human strength

wtf why does he try to kiss him are they gonna rape that monkey

ok fist fight a chimp and win then

Never happened. A huge chimp on drugs couldn’t even kill a frail old woman over the course of several dozen minutes. They’re strong but not smart or capable like Humans are.

Being heavier doesn't mean your muscles are stronger, dumb ass.

I'm assuming some youtube faggot made a video about chimps and all these zoomer dweebs are parroting said dude's hecking sciencerinos.

If chimps are so strong, and they're like our metaphorical cousins, does that mean humans can one day be so strong?

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Chimpanzees being this friendly buddhist animal is an old meme
youtube.com/watch?v=dQn1-mLkIHw

there are no black people where I live

>he doesn't have dense muscles
lmao

What if gorilla had a knife?

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i assume you're talking about travis, but wasn't he on drugs to keep him calm? and he still ripped her face with ease

>*great ape
Sorry, you're correct. I meant "hominid," not "primate." I always forget primates include lemurs and shit.

Things like this always makes me laugh.
It's kind of like if a cat were to get pissed off and latch onto you and go nuts. You freak out and try to get away.
If you think logically, you could just grab it by the legs and swing it into a lamp post.
Humans aren't nearly as weak, or as strong as everyone says.

Yeah ,every other animal is worse than human at endurance running. Horses tie or lose

why do human and ape faces look so different?

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We used to be until we created agriculture

Lmao actual /fit/ broscience here, more weight = more strenght happens if you consider two equal humans with equal training, obviously different apes have different kind of muscle fibers which can greatly improve their power output you literal nigger

>hand to hand combat
the chimp is not going to follow those rules. It isn't swinging punches, it is going straight to biting. They bite harder than wolves

Nah humans specced for endurance and efficiency instead of strength.

a real human bean

I'm a monkey

that chimp was sedated and on xanax and all chimps do is rip you apart they dont want to kill you they literally want to make you suffer they are fucking psycho.

user, Youre such a dense retard. What the fuck is heavy lifting at 210lbs gonna do when 130lbs chimps are both agile as fuck while having well toned muscles. Do you not realize that all you do is lift weights at the gym by standing, sitting, or squatting. A Chimp would fuck you over dead easy unless you were at least 300lbs+ and you weight lift

Why is it always a chimp or a gorilla?
Could you beat an orangutan though? It's probably easier, they're pretty chill and shit like that

Why would you waste your time writing this post when you know you're wrong?

Big brain + small teeth vs small brain + huge teeth

give me a flint spear and I'll show you how we relegated other apes to obscurity

If we’re such a superior species, then how come a single unevolved chimp can fuck us up so easily? Technology can only take you so far, when it comes to 1v1 we’re as good as dead.

what's the strongest animal the strongest human could defeat?

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orangutan are stronger than chimps but weaker than gorillas
it's always chimps because orangutans and gorillas are friendly and chill and live in families while chimps are hunters

a human
also god doesn't exist and space is real

how about fight a bear instead or komodo dragon?

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Well, he is clearly asking for it

why would you want to fight a peaceful rangotan?

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We traded strength for intellect when evolving. We're literally INT cucks.

BRAH I JUST CAME BACK FROM THE BEACH BRAH. I WAS JUST SWIMMING AROUND IN THE OCEAN BRAH WHEN A WHALE CAME AT ME BRAH. I SNAPPED THE WHALE'S NECK BRAH AND THEN SUPLEXED IT INTO THE SAND BRAH. NOW THERE'S A BIG SMELLY PILE OF WHALE WE GOTTA CLEAN UP BRAH.

how dare you even consider fighting orangutans

But there is no 1vs 1 eventually the monkeys with guns also known as cops will show up and hunters and the army.
We are legion

That thing would cling into you if you get too close. What? Do you think it will stay quiet while you slowly try to throw it away?

Adaptations for bidepedal running, nose needs to be diferent to cool of air. Since the head and the forehead need to make space for the brain we have less muscle attachment for the jaws

>bear
user...
youtube.com/watch?v=38q2fDtDDvM

That's a vervet not a chimp

how to leopards kill adult male gorillas? apes are cucks

Travis was a an alpha chimp even among alpha chimps. That said, a lot of people would get fairly injured in a fight with a regular chimp but would probably eke out a victory if their nerves don't get them.

>tfw can still bite harder than a crocodile

But we're the ones cucking everyone else.

Why is it always gorillas? It doesn't matter what they are physically capable of a gorilla will never kill. There was one recorded attack and even then the thing refused to kill. It stopped after breaking an arm. Chimps are different

oranguntan means "man of the forest" in indonesian. absolutely based

Whats your limit, Yea Forums

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If you think you will lose against a chimp

You already lost.

One thing that makes the comparison difficult is that there are no feral humans in the world. Even those guys who walk around naked in Africa are part of some more or less complex tribe where there are social relationships and the need to fit in.
A completely savage human being who doesn't know how to speak and has never seen any other human being in his life, who grew up only killing animals and eating their flesh but the things he finds in the jungle, would probably have the experience and aggressiveness necessary to kill a chimp in most 1x1 fights.

based monkey fucker

youtube.com/watch?v=W2V9LfTKuDs

great apes have extremely low body fat so a swipe from a big cat is all it takes to open their neck in two. if a gorilla manages to get his hands on it it's game over tho

running away from wild mammals is always a good idea if you don't want to get fucking rabies though.

We didn't evolve to be able to survive completely feral

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No matter how much you train your arm muscle potential will always be much lower than your leg potential. In Yea Forums terms it's like how diferent classes will have different growth rates for each attribute.

You retard never wrestled with anything other than your limb dick.

Bear

I think I could take a lion or anything else but it has to be a fair match. Anything goes. I should be able to take out it's eyes and it's game over for them

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t. INT cuck

Because a bite to the neck from a leopard is a bite to the neck from a leopard regardless of how strong you are.

>elephant

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anything bigger than a snake is a lie unless you have a knife or gun counting on size

I really don't feel like a medium sized dog could be that big of a threat, once you disable the mouth its over.

so being fat actually makes you into a chad?

Anyways no as this thread full of sissy nerds can tell.
Me though, absolutely yes and that's a fact. I'm imagining a scenario where it follows the rules though.

Though if the gloves come off for both I dunno, I'd rather not but I think I could.

Grizzly is the only thing on that list that's an actual problem

Someone post the article about the monkey prostitute

I wouldn’t be able to take out a cat. I love them so much my brain wouldn’t let me hurt it. I’d probably let it take me for a scratching pole like a cuck, honestly.
House cats don’t do shit unprovoked anyways and escaping is always their first option instead of attacking, so this was unrealistic to begin with.

>I'm imagining a scenario where it follows the rules though.
chimps are not going to follow any rules you retard

>elephant, lion, gorilla, crocodile, wolf, chimpanzee, kangaroo, king cobra
>ELEPHANT
>not a problem

always has

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The average human is already stronger than a chimp. If you're above average height and lift you'll absolutely fuck up a chimp in a fight.

Same reason Lions can kill Water Buffalo. They try running rather than fighting back

Am I wrong tho?

fuck that's cute!

Ok so then I'm allowed to use a gum

GGEZ

>BUT THAT"S NOT FAIR

You said no rules. It's that easy.

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>grizzly bear
Maybe if I studied its anatomy and figured out the best place on its neck to snap, but I doubt it
>lion
Maybe if I got lucky and snapped its neck, but I doubt it
>elephant
Too big, couldn't snap its neck
>crocodile
Might be possible to snap its neck
>wolf
Snap its neck
>kangaroo
Snap its neck
>chimpanzee
Snap its neck
>king cobra
Snap its neck like a whip
>large dog
Snap its neck
>eagle
Snap its neck
>medium sized dog
Snap its neck
>goose
Snap its neck
>house cat
Snap its neck
>rat
Snap its neck

I once had to strangle a dog when it mauled me as a teen.
Wasn't nice.

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chimps are 1.5 times stronger than humans by weight, chimps weight around 60 kg and average male weights 70kg that makes a chimp 1.3times stronger than the average male.
an average male can bench around 52 kg so a chimp can bench around 70 kg
I bench around 100kg and its my weakest body exercise so I am stronger than the chimp, on top of always carrying a pocket knife and practicing martial arts

stop at chimp or large dog

Yeah.

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Yea Forums, ask Jesus to save you from hell if you believe the good news (pic)

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the chimp could beat you from intellect alone if you really are this much of a retard

Top middle look like the old good from squid game

how could anyone think they could take on an elephant?

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>you will never see these two double team a tiny teen

fucking hell

>king cobra
Poison and venom is cheating!
They didnt beat the game

>w*men are more scared of cobras than chimps

Then what the fuck is op asking for anyways if it's gonna literally chimp out all over the place, now I gotta kill the little nigger.

Wolf I would most likely die or pass out from the injuries after the fight though.

Those are measurements from captivity chimpanzees. They are way stronger in the wild.

We're so terrifying that most animals have learned not to fuck with us by instinct. Sure, an unarmed pasty white NEET vs a chimp is gonna be a slaughter, but give the NEET a fucking AR-15 and now that chimp is mincemeat. Or as a less blatant example, N'gongo the tribal nigger with a spear could probably 1v1 a chimp no problem - we're actually quite capable fighters, it's just that modern society has removed the need for 99% of the population to learn how. Humans could exterminate any other species on Earth if we wanted to, we brought literal nukes to the evolutionary arms race before any of the other species even figured out how to chuck a spear.
That all being said, we're still not the most successful species on Earth by. That would be ants. Ants are chads.

Name a single video game that has a chimpanzee in it.

fuck no