About time

>tfw no affordable VR brapper smelling tech

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Me on the rleft

I cant believe there isnt a dick sucking vr experience yey

>Must have kissed a girl.
How are they going to verify that? Same way as male virginity I suppose?

>dedicated virgin kisser appraiser job available

>"user... It says here your kissing experience is quote -forcefully kissing a Tijuanan hooker on the mouth- You see user we are looking for someone with a little more kissing experience... and experience that is more, how do I say it, a little more above board."

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I don't care about kissing. Call me when you can feel titties on your face while groping ass.

>must be male

You'll need references going back at least 5 years.

>"Hello, we are calling on behalf of virtual reality incorporated. We are just calling to ask you a quick question. Is it true that in spring of 2012 a person named user quote "awkwardly kissed her on the cheek after our mini golfing date".

>the company hires you despite your inexperience
>they decided to pair you up with a female colleague to "learn"
>this is the face she gives you, but still agrees to begrudgingly go along
hatekissing, thats a new fetish

What am I looking at? You mean you can get pecked on the cheek? Do those things fold down to the lips? even if they do, I'm sure they don't actually feel like lips. There is no tongue, no saliva, no warmth. It isn't even close to being time if that image is anything to go by.

>"You want me to WHAT?"

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those are tubes that blast hot air shaped like a kiss at you.

This technology is going in the complete opposite direction it should be and now I'm mad.

Too late, I have a girl already

>she starts to become more and more open to the "training" even allowing french kissing, but still puts up the disgruntled and disgusted attitude

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play Nope Nope Nurses

Aubrey can't be manic

>try VR
>Subnautica is ok, VRchat doesn't excite me
>sits in storage six months
>decide to check out porn
>sukebei.nyaa.si/view/3611189
I stand corrected, this is indeed the future

Haptic life - cause real life is for winners.

you're in for a pleasant surprise

But does it feature real-time happiness?

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There are scripts that can be played along with videos if you've got a compatible auto blower

Does this mean I can finally live my fantasy of having an old fat bastard shove his tongue down my throat without shamming my family?

this is employment discrimination

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there’s a whole tag for “fellatio POV”, it must exist on other sites aswell

that wasn't what i expected

This will be like stuff like the hero engine where future civilizations will be like "huh ancient people actually had virtual kissing but it wasn't widely adopted before they fell into the second dark age isnt that crazy"

The hero engine?

steam engine from

Humanity irreversibly fucked itself the moment mass media became a thing.

Everything now is just one more mistake on the path to annihilation.

Meh. The only good think about VR is the porn.

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That looks like a SAW trap that flips down and stabs her with 50 nails, wtf is that?

Sauce please

Basically each one of those little pegs is an ultrasonic frequency emitter (similar to what you get an ultrasound at the hospital with but much smaller) and they can be used to create the illusion of touch around the mouth area via ultrasonic frequencies. Basically they vibrate the air in such a way that it feels like something is touching your mouth, but your ears can't hear the actual sound it produces.

This shit is going to drive pets and animals absolutely bonkers though because they will be able to hear it.

It's just a video of some bitch wearing a skirt jiggling her fat ass in front of the vr camera.

It's nothing special.

Literally injected fat.

Same but as a man not a tranny

I hate hatekissing.

*women's rights
ftfy

Yeah.

Anyone being excited is a retard
It will not be even close to kissing(you will not have same kind of stimulations), which will be at very least to say disappointing. Same for VR gloves with haptics. Nope, it will not feel like touching bags of sand

>you will not have same kind of stimulations
Sounds like a chance to invent new, better, novel kinds of stimulations

imagine a gf capable of using computers that designs custom lip stimulation patterns for you

Retard
It will not feel like kissing at all
You will feel phantom sense of "touching" near lips, but thats it. No further movement, and it will feel plain if you try to do something yourself.
>a chance to invent new, better, novel kinds of stimulations
BCI is way road ahead

Oh god yes keep going

>It will not feel like kissing at all
Right, it'll feel better than kissing

It was unavoidable and going back, even if it were possible would just delay things until another generation forgot and repeated the same mistake. As much as I love uncle ted and hate the modern world, if there's a way out of hell it's forward.

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Sounds cool, fuck animals!

Yep, only way is to just keep pushing. We can;t change the past, nor can we stop progress. We'll just need to figure out how to deal with it.

Naw, Women's rights are destructive to society, but not humanity as a whole. In the natural course of events "Women's rights" wouldn't survive past the first foreign barbarian invasion.

But mass media is something altogether species ending. The single most important ability for the survival of a species is adaptation, and everyone knows that adaption and evolution occur fastest among the smallest, most isolated groups. Mass media has brought nearly all of humanity together in one mind mass, and it has absolutely destroyed all diversity of thought. The reason everything sucks in the modern world is because no one can think for themselves anymore. They just repeat whatever shit they read on Facebook/Twitter/Reddit/Yea Forums. Now the world is nothing but the same repeated shitty media products and manufactured opinions and the world has become as tiny as the screen in front of your face.

And the worst part is that unlike Women's rights, which are unnatural and can be undone in a heartbeat, mass media is the proverbial cat out of the bag. It's never going back in. People have gotten so invested in mass media that even if the infrastructure was destroyed tomorrow, it would be rebuilt no matter the cost. Humanity is no longer able to adapt or create new ideas and it WILL be our extinction as a species.

This nigger gets it

No, humanities response to mass media is encoded in our own nature/DNA. We are fucked and there are no breaks on this train.

Nah, it really is just another bump on the road. We'll pull through even if things need to be relearned/rebuilt.