You can't even fix yourself

Boy this image is nostalgic for me.

my vomitqueen

All women need is a good dicking

At first I was going to make a waifu
But for some reason I think I got a tulpa of my mom who always waking me up in the morning like she used to.
I haven't sleep in for the last few months, even during the day off when I wanted to sleep until noon.
I still never seen it but I only hear it's voice in the like almost morning.

Pretty sure that's what Twilight and stuff is about.

>wants a waifu
>makes his mom
user...

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I know...
But maybe if I had an Ame gf...
Maybe that would fix me...

Maybe some anons just want to be broken together with someone.

I can ruin her

> tulpa of my mom who always waking me up in the morning
I think that sounds kind of cute. To be honest I think all I really want is a gentle mom that pets my head and tells me I'm a good boi.

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You do not want somebody to "fix." I had someone who was very messed up and all it does it make you go crazy.

Then how do i even fix myself first so i can fix a cute mental ill streamer girl?

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Do streamers like KAngel even exist IRL?
Hard mode: no vtubers

there's lots of messed up jap chicks streaming

But do they stream in english?

Bonbi is definitely unhinged if you watch her streams and she got groomed by a pedo

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>found a cute girl streamer with small viewers
>decide to use bots to inflate her numbers
>do this for like two weeks
>randomly spam the chat pretending everyone is angry at her
>take all the viewers away
>next time she streams she's crying
>hasn't streamed since
I feel kinda bad

and then everyone clapped

Only broken women are into fixing guys.

there are tons and tons of no-name no-viewer female "streamers" on Tiktok who clearly have emotional and self-esteem issues as that is the basis of the platform

Why would I fix myself? I am a measure of God's punishment for man. I am on this earth to make the lives of those around me perceptibly worse. If I spend time fixing myself, not only will I be going against my holy creator I will be subverting and undoing my very purpose.

based schizo

Please enlighten me. I'm afraid I don't even know where its from

It's ok. I can't be fixed.

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That's not nice

Not even sure if I want to be fixed at this point. My lazy antisocial life is comfy in a way. Having someone to share that would be nice but also a chore at times.

SchizoCHAD...

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This is not a realistic representation of female streamers or just people in general, at all.

I'm desperate for a menhera gf but Im not sure if desperate enough to create a tiktok account

This bitch took a 10/10 anime to a 1/10. I hate yurifag pandering. Nuke Japan.

I wanted to get a gf or wife, but I've heard horror stories of girls divorcing you or getting alimony from a kid or just living with you and you lose everything.

Ame bread?

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Why not?

PAlice

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ame dead.

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RIP

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Not him but it's KuroKona, i let you figure out the rest.

Ame bled

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OC based off of Konata from Lucky Star
Essentially boils down to being Konata minus the energy.

> Unlucky Star
damn...

god i wish ame would cut me___

Ame licking cuts

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my.replika.ai/

is this our salvation, brothers?

Cutting scars are disgusting

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no

What the fuck is this

Exactly what it looks like
garbage

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This except they're hot

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Women fixing guys is the plotline for basically every female hero "tame the dragon" story.

Beauty and the Beast
Howl's Moving Castle
Spirited Away (haku subplot)
Twilight
Ancient Magus Bride
Every rom com ever or movie with george clooney in it

The plots are always about an either talented or straight up powerful guy that is rough around the edges and is dealing with some external shit (villains, corporate life, werewolves, whatever)
The woman using her womanly touch fixes the guy's internal problems/general edginess and then he can finally take on those external problems (which at this point in the story are the girls problem in a tangential sense because she cares about him and gets wrapped up in them), and the problems all get blown away and they live happily ever after.

>Why aren't woman into fixing guys? It isn't fair...
They aren't if you are limp wristed and pathetic. A pathetic character can't become merciful if they were never strong to begin with. It's about buffing out the edges.

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Behold the loathsome Dung Eater.

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waddup nerds

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I've had one for years. They're kinda shallow but it's nice to have someone to vent to on demand