>Meanwhile at the Yea Forums airline
Meanwhile at the Yea Forums airline
Austin Carter
Dylan Thomas
*puts on burger king crown*
Jacob Collins
*Pisses on the walls in the bathroom*
Jackson Sullivan
Isaiah Murphy
Gamergate was our 9/11, 2016 was the pentagon
Carter Murphy
They can't be off-course, they're still on instruments.
Jeremiah Ward
>upgrading out of economy is immediately 4x the price
god I fucking hate flying
Isaiah Walker
*ears pop*
Ayden Carter
Oh no, Mario got out from the screen again and started headbanging to some music
Justin Barnes
We gaan
Aaron Barnes
AH FUCK WE'RE GOING DOWN /VEEEEEEEE/ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Isaac Butler
So what was our flight 93?
John Rogers
70 bucks for a handheld game is insane
Levi Martin
What's that
Ethan Harris
RETARD
RETARD
Nathan Campbell
GOD SAVE THE QUEEUQ
Charles Smith
CLAAAAAARRRKSOOON
Blake Roberts
Daniel Green
OHOHO I KNEWAHSEEYAAGYEN
Jonathan Wood
every since i got laid off at the post office ive been feeling a little...disgruntled
Nicholas Wright
The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists
Smee
Maimen
Dr. Pavelheer
Button Lee
Juan Aviéu
"Fast Owen" Tattaq
Gitstus Taeion
Maier Kraft
Hugh Pediéu
Tughrab di Qatar
Paul Vil
Heidi Dinn
Flass O'Goode
Howance Tàuterai
Nëhst
Tillmie á Bouté
Bane
Veidoû Sïwere
Damasc
Allah Dalai al-Teih
Frau Haìrdegon
Atlee Sioux
Kantaaq
Hugh Aeiou
Irfah Boulte
Tatov
Willy Uday
Yuri Bigaev
Voss Göeting
Chaôute
Partov Īplaan
Will Khäng
Roche U.
"Lesions" Yagat
Hieselv Kòutê
Nâvou Watts
Dan Echsteppe
Auvia Masze
"Tupple" Anne
Jaxson Cooper
Jeremiah Barnes
ALLAHU ACKBAR
Ayden Harris
is this a hunger games roster
Aiden Howard
Shut up up you damn nigger.
Ayden Howard
PULL UP DUMBASS
Samuel Martin
JUST
FUCKING
FOLLOW
ME
YOU
DUMB
CUNTS
Blake Roberts
*has sex with hot twink flight attendant in the bathroom*
Thomas Myers
ROGER ROGER
WHAT'S OUR Yea ForumsECTOR, Yea ForumsICTOR?
Joseph Gutierrez
MR. PRESIDENT!
TRENT IS TRYING TO KIDNAP YOU!
Owen Sanders
due south and keep going, it's time to prove that we're on a fucking pancake once and for all
Brandon Walker
Flew a lot during height of the restrictions due to my job, frequently got bumped to first class because flights were empty
Now everything is getting back to normal, back in economy, airports are crowded and planes are overbooked again
At least I don't have to wear a mask
Liam Richardson
you didnt land it
Luis Flores
Sus
Ryan Thompson
>Walks into pilot's cabin
PS5 HAS NO GAEMS
>farts loudly
>turn 360 and walks away
Henry Sanchez
damn it's getting stuffy in here, gonna crack the window real quick
Chase Mitchell
>*beep* *beep* *beep*
Isaiah Miller
Holy shit Yea Forums-theme place threads have turned to absolute AIDS. This is embarrassing.
Jonathan King
WE GAAN
Ian Morris
ah, but the pilots are vaccinated now. fun to think about when you're a heart attack away from plunging death. remember that streak of military cargo plane crashes a bit over a year ago?
i believe the commercial airlines are holding very strictly to having two pilots on all flights these days.
Daniel Harris
The one that was supposed to crash intp the whitehouse but got stopped beforehand
Jason Perry
>screaming Yea Forums child for the entire flight
Henry Morris
>we—we're flying!
Grayson Gonzalez
>plane makes a left turn
>switch flies out the window
NOT AGAIN
Brandon Long
>retard sent a DM from his IFE to all seats
Ryan Howard
Um...
Ryder Diaz
>Hello this is your Pilot speaking
>I want to talk with a femanon Photon#5580
Hunter James
The toilet isnt working and the inflight food is messing with me! Oh noooo!
Daniel Bennett
gentlemen this your captain. all the flight attendants are girls with large breasts. coach class passengers may only look, any passengers who break this rule will be locked in the luggage compartment where they will be anally raped with a cactus. for those of you in first class you can suck the flight attendants breasts for 5 minutes per passenger while everyone else in coach class watches. for those is our elite business class accommodations the flight attendants have large breasts that you may suck on but they will also be barefoot at all times and 3 minute smelling sessions are available upon request. please refrain from ejaculating in the aisle as this is a safety hazard.
for all passengers we will be serving doritos and mountain dew. for those in first class we will be serving pizza rolls and chicken nuggets. for our elite passengers in business class we will be serving freshly squeezed foot sweat from the flight attendants and champagne. thank you for flying Yea Forumsairlines.
Joseph Kelly
Getting real nervous. There's this guy sitting next to me smoking a cigarette. He's holding a birthday gift and he's narrating to himself saying how he was meant to do great things.
Jayden Ross
we gaan
John Murphy
Thomas Parker
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Lucas Davis
I'M THE PROBLEM.
Zachary Richardson
Where are the trap stewardesses?
Aiden Morgan
Bentley Stewart
Ryan Hall
just ask him to kindly stop smoking
Carson Hill
whoever keeps ringing the cockpit phone and hanging up, fucking stop it
t. the pilot
Lucas Davis
*braps* excuse me teehee x3 nyaa!!
Bentley Jenkins
WHEREYAGODDEMBOOKBAGAT
Jose Moore
Shiiit, man. That honky mofo messin' mah old lady - got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?
Juan Kelly
*turns to the qt next to me* "this is the closest I've been to a woman in my life."