STUPID MAN-THING

Why the fuck hasn't she had her home remodeled, so she can actually walk through doorways normally?

STUPID MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS-THING

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Maybe she just like to be reminded of how beeeg she is?

asking the REAL questions here.

>Suck my "man-thing" you cunt

Ada doesn't do a ton for me, but it's something I suppose.

Jokes on you this is my fetish...

I'm not stupid.... stop picking on me..

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Retard that's swamp thing

HAVE AT YOU

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OHNONONO NO ALCINABROS!!NOT LIKE THIS!

rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6020851

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Holding hands with Donna.

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>reddit evil
Go back

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You can go back to where to came from. Try hard.

Realistically, when she does that grab on you, what do you think she would do if ethan just squeezed a titty and made eye contact?

gesundheit.

>that facial expression
Good lord

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Anal vore or just vore in general is where I draw the fucking line. I DON'T UNDERSTAND!! HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU FIND THIS SEXUALLY APPEALING

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Didn't you murder her children? Probably not too pleased

I finally decided to try this game and the fact they killed her like two hours in really busts my balls. Does she come back at all? Are the other big bad characters interesting at all? Should I pick it back up?

no, that's Man-Thing, you absolute idiot.

Man-Thing is Marvel, you foolish buffoon

I want her to give me paizuri by lifting my entire body.

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>no
>heisenberg is alright
>the section after the castle was pretty good, but the sections after that were ok at best. decide based on that

I want to lay down/rest my head on this woman's lap.
I hope it would be comfortable

Imagine being held and loved in the arms of Miranda.

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jesus all the dykes in the comments

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Yeah, that's hot.

I bet this supersized bitch gives great rimjobs.

This but with Bela

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I KNEEL

I SQUEAL

MY HEADCANON ISNT REAL

I COPE

I MOPE

SOMEONE HAND ME A ROPE

I SIN

I NEVER WIN

I BELONG IN THE TRASH BIN

I JOB IM A SLOB IM TOO SHORT

TO REACH THE DOORKNOB

I SMELL LIKE A TRASH BAG MY WIFES AN OLD HAG IAM, A ETHANFAG

why? the line was probably meant for her daughters

why's she so annoyed???

The publishing company doesn't matter, it's not Swamp Thing, it's Man-Thing.

Why in the fuck would RE have to do with Marvel anyway? Outside of a stupid joke I made one time about RE9 having Rose be like some Marvel-esque super hero.

What in the actual fuck

GMDX 9 or 10?

>Another one mad at Chadtan.
How He can do It lads?Is because He is a good honest Man?Its because He is a chad that killed their favorite lord?Its because He is a pussy magnet?Why Ethan Winters makes "people"soo mad?

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9, never got 10 to work and people say they've fucked some shit. 9 worked flawlessly for me.

No one dislikes Ethan, they just dislike you.

Soo my brother got Front mission Evolved,a third person front mission game that i ddint even knew existed...My surprise that the main character is voiced by Todd Soley was great.That makes me look about his work in imdb and i saw this.

imdb.com/title/tt17291532/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_1

Soo its pretty much a first person horror game similar to RE7-8 but with the Duke VA as the main character and with Daniella,Ethan and Karl VAs..did any of your hear of this game?

>Reddit winters
Go back

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He only makes the seething "OG fans" get butthurt because 7-9 is taking a different direction in the series while being and FPS like it was supposed to be. These "real fans" do nothing but whine about change and why things aren't fixed camera anymore. He's seriously the best protagonists we've had in the series so far, and the Ethan winters trilogy will probably be remembered more than the other games.

*grovels*

Go ask them on their social media or streams.

Whatever, wanna go get a coffee?

nice the next installment should have all the females be 9'+ tall while the female bosses are even taller

Troons hate hin example

fuck it, why not?

A random dude is running around her house armed with guns?

>villains staying dead
>in Resident Evil

I thank Wesker to this day for giving me the hope that anyone might come back if someone at CAPCOM is feeling down for it.

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>Duke main character
>Nicole tompkins
Cool i guess, don't have expectations for the game though

>troons
I guess, but I've seen so much seethe about Ethan in RE groups on facebook. It's constant seething and these people call themselves fans. These fans are so caught up in the past and what used to be as "real Resident Evil" they're always against change or the series trying something different. The same game all the time seems fucking boring, they mixed it up a bit, had two of the most successful games in the series because of it, and there's still constant bitching and moaning. It's so fucking annoying.

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>random dude
>Miranda wants him alive and stayed with him for almost a week prior to his arrival
>Alcina is well aware of this fact

She's mad jealous her idol chose a man-thing over her.

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Or it's the fact that he busted in her shit, and was killing her daughters, while wanting him dead from instructions by Miranda that she knew would lead to her death. It's like most of you never even played the game.

Now that the dust has settled, why was this game so terrible and boring?

It really wasn't but had some obvious cut content and left over ideas that they left over from time crunch. COVID was apparently a big factor too.