Just a reminder that in the new Mario Strikers game, Yoshi's Hyper Strike involves him stretching his asshole several meters wide in front of entire stadium full of people.
Just a reminder that in the new Mario Strikers game...
Nathan Morales
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Noah Turner
cloaca*
Ryan Jenkins
Citation needed
Grayson Jones
he still has pants on?
David Carter
There's a very tiny pore in the pants that is just as stretchy as Yoshi designed to stretch so he doesn't ruin his pants, obviously
Adam Smith
Post yoshi inflation haha
Lucas Clark
Why is Yoshi so sexual?
Cooper Gomez
For a brief moment half the stage can see Yoshi's massive gapping asshole
Nathaniel Robinson
why aren't you
Carson Peterson
He's innocent. Just unfortunately gifted with the stretch of a furry porn artist's OC.
Worth the price of admission
Charles Thomas
>innocent
>vores and TF enemies before shitting them out in an egg
Nicholas Howard
No one is going to buy this shit
Charles Moore
He's an animal, he doesn't know any better
Sebastian Cook
His love interest is a troon. Yoshi has always been a degenerate.
Christopher Cruz
>Yoshi has always been a degenerate.
Are you implying him stretching his ass so wide is not a natural ability but a learned one?
Nathaniel Kelly
Funny, I've always considered Yoshi to be one of those characters that was beyond fetishization or porn, like Kirby or the TF2 crew. How wrong I was.
Nathaniel Lewis
He obviously trained for it. Yoshi's a professional ass stretcher.
Jayden Wright
Same energy
Parker Robinson
What's his max stretch size currently?
Ian Campbell
3m but he's working on 3.25m currently
Nolan Torres
Impressive. But does he want go much further? His ancestors were able to stretch to no less than 5m.
Daniel Kelly
>haha le funny yoshi egg
Imagine even thinking of buying the game when nintendo clearly spelled it out for you:
>it doesn't need to be fast
>it doesn't need to be violent
>it doesn't need to separate itself from other Mario sport games
>it doesn't need to have sidekicks
>it doesn't need to have Kritter/Kremlings as goalies
>it doesn't need to have different stadium locations
>it doesn't need to have spacious stadiums
>it doesn't need to change the terrain type
>it doesn't need Daisy, Petey, Diddy in the base roster
>it doesn't need to have more than 10 characters
>it doesn't need to have character soundtracks
>it doesn't need to have impactful sound effects
>it doesn't need the electrified skeleton animation
>it doesn't need a stylized menu or UI
>it doesn't need to show character tummies
>it doesn't need the Waluigi crotch
>it doesn't need characters to have personalities
>it doesn't need good singleplayer content
>it doesn't need good online servers
>it DOES need paid, post release updates advertised as DLC
Dominic James
>it doesn't need Daisy
Unironically correct though. Worst fucking major Mario character in existence.
Andrew Barnes
>the virgin mario strikers vs the chad SEGA SOCCER SLAM
Nolan Butler
>game finally appeals to hyper fetish
Looks like a good game to me.
Kayden Lopez
Nice nipples.
Jackson Flores
Unironically based. Barely any good hyper in games.
Nicholas Perez
A game so chad that nobody has ever heard of it?
Joshua Garcia
Caleb Watson
NO DAISY
NO BUY
Daniel Jones
>mandate strikers
Aiden Edwards
>Daisyfags don't buy the game
>sales aren't noticeably affected in any way
Noah Smith
All speculative
Dylan Cruz
Andrew Rodriguez
Sorry but I need visual evidence of this ass stretching to believe it.
Isaac James
I hope we get a E3 Direct next month with more info.
James Moore
Where do you think that egg in the screenshot came from, user?
Christian Roberts
It could have just teleported there with magic
Joshua Sanders
No exceptions.
Jordan Barnes
Ashleyfags don't buy games
hmm actually Daisyfags don't buy games either
You know what Luigifags don't buy games either
Super Mario Strikers 5 featuring Mario and Mario in 10 different shades of red. releasing for the Nintendo switch 6 in 2065
Jordan Ortiz
Ryan Hughes
>dude an egg just magically teleported right under the ass known for laying eggs
Joshua Ross
>the ass known for laying eggs
I meant to say "the ass of a character known for laying eggs" but that still works, lel
Lincoln Harris
What about Boshi? Do you guys think he'd lay bigger or smaller eggs than Yoshi?
Aiden Moore
we have never actually seen them coming out of his ass in any games, they just appear there.
There's more evidence he has a magic teleportation power that manifests eggs than him laying them.
Josiah Carter
Smaller, obviously. He's a poser.
Henry Perry
They literally fall out of his rear in Yoshi's Island.
How smaller? Why is he a poser?
Blake Reyes
haha
Charles Johnson
no they just appear below him with no dilation or physical change to his body
Daniel Nguyen
I don't remember this picture being so blurry and i'm angry now.
Asher Jenkins
haha
Easton Martinez
>no they just appear below him with no dilation
Because it's a family game. You really expect them to animate his asshole opening up to push out those eggs, especially when the process happens in less than a second?
>or physical change to his body
You haven't seen how in many games when he swallows something his stomach bloats and then raises his rear?
Samuel Lewis
its a jpg and it gets crustier every time someone uploads and saves it
Jaxon Hill
he teleports it out of his stomach and behind him, he cannot physically lay the eggs because they are too large
Gabriel Hill
>because they are too large
Yet you have no problem with him fitting things larger than himself in his mouth and stomach?
Jonathan Jackson
yes because we physically see it
Ryder Barnes
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
Jackson Reyes
So tell me why something not too big for his mouth, throat and stomach would be too large to lay?
Logan Fisher
The intestines are a more long, winding and coiled set of organs than the throat and stomach. See .
Joshua Reyes
mouth and stomach can stretch easily, other organs can't
Liam Carter
Do Yoshigfs have the same personalities?