Best girl

>best girl
>loyal wife
>happy marriage
>moonlight greatsword
When did you realise Ranni was the best girl?

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moonlight greatsword is garbage in er

Ranni and Melina are the same person in the same way Queen Marika and Radagon are the same person. Two disparate, distinct individuals with their own wants and desires representing polar opposites, but are singularly tied through their connection to their mother-father. Ranni is death and Melina is life. Ranni is tied to the dark moon and Melina is tied to the light of the Erdtree. Ranni wants to leave everything behind and will sacrifice everyone to the darkness, Melina wants to save everyone and will sacrifice herself to the flames. Ranni cherishes her mother and will do everything to protect her, Melina abandons her mother's wishes and will do everything to carve her own ending. Ranni is a witch, Melina is a maiden. Ranni is an Empyrean, Melina is no one. Ranni has loyal followers and is a major player to the politics of the world, Melina only has you and Torrent and barely anyone acknowledges her. You offer your hand in marriage to Ranni after going through a gauntlet of bullshit, Melina offers you a ring in marriage to her through Torrent at the beginning of the game, asking you only take her with you.

Melina is best girl and there's nothing you can say to me to make me believe otherwise.

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I love my wife Ranni!

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It's not a competition when she's easily the most fleshed out character in the game

holy based

What about Malenia?

Based

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Unironically the worst iteration of moonlight.

It's free sword beams.
What more do you want?

I've played every from game since 1992 and I've gotten moonlight in every single one, I want a non-shit version of moonlight.

SHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH Rannitrannis on suicide watch

Didn't like bloodborne's?

Are you fucking illiterate? Who the fuck mention bloodborne's moonlight? Or are you so fucking dumb that you're implying they're the same thing?

explain

Bloodborne is not Elden Ring. We're talking about Elden Ring, not about bloodborne.
Bloodborne version, which nobody mentioned and has nothing to do with the subject, has a different moveset and a different projectile.
Exactly WHAT does your nigger ass need explaining?

Moonlight is incredible in ER. The R2 blade beams hit as hard as double collosals, it's abillity to break poise is unmatched.

I thought you were complaining about every moonlight since 92 and calling them shit kek, calm down billy bob.

I love her!

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I want Ranni to go mad with jealousy and kill all the women trying to seduce me. They're getting pretty insistent.

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Save me Ranni, they keep trying to get in my pants

she looks like some weird mushroom girl

co-opting this thread
I'm trying to go for the frenzy ending for the cheevo but opening the three fingers door now consistently crashes the game every time, just happened three times in a row
anyone else experience this?

>Cucks you
>Leaves you to take care of the child (rune)

>enemy is on a 2 inch incline
>R2 misses

lorelets....i swear.

>I've played every from game since 1992
>Goes into an autistic rage when Moonlight from BB is mentioned
hmmmm

Moonlight greatsword in ER is incredible because it does insane damage for the stats and does great poise damage.
with 40 int and a warrior shard jar / shard of alexander you hit for 800-1.2k on the r2. Its also great in PvP for bursting people down

yeah its pretty awful

Other than that, it hits hard. Also, does Alexander's shard affects the damage of the R2 beams?

yes

Cool thanks. I'll combine that with an Axe Talisman.

i dont think axe talisman buffs projectile damage, but it says on the wiki godfrey icon does
axe talisman most likely will buff the damage dealt by the actual blade if you charge the r2 though.

eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Dark Moon Greatsword

That' works too since it Godfrey affects spells too.

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>Melina is no one
perfect description of this piece of shit """"character""""

cute! Cute! CUTE!

> that cute spirit smile
hnnng

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>loyal wife
She literally cucks you with moon god.

I that's what you're into in your headcanon, all freedom to you, I won't judge, just don't try to pull people into your fantasies

but the moon god is a woman?

I picked the only one right ending, not your moon cuckoldry.

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Finally you'll have time to read crime and punishment now that everyone and everything is burned to ash.

>Frenzyfags proudly announce they fell for Jewish lies
Lol
Lmao

Just like /pol/ after 2008.

It was what my sweet maiden wished.

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Women don't know what they want.

>best girl
>loyal wife
>happy marriage
[CITATION NEEDED]

>it isnt simping if she's dead
wrong

She calls you her “one and only lord” and is constantly dropping the spaghetti around you

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>Best girl
She's superior to the other girls, as can be seen in game.
>Loyal wife
She's close to her mother, so we can assume that she shares similar views on marriage
>Happy marriage
I'm pretty happy with it

I love my wife Sellen!

I fucking love the MLGS.

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holy schizo

Sellen can’t compete with doll pussy

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Whole game should have just been reverse-NTR

you are insane lmao

It isn't simping if everyone's dead

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>kill entire world because a grill said she might like you if you did
>i-i-it's not simping though
Whatever helps you sleep at night.

>everyone and everything is burned to ash
>lies
MC is alive. Melina is alive. World obviously is existing. You don't fucking understand. Elden Ring is a prequel to Dark Souls and Frenzy ending is a canon. Use your simping brain.

>ackshually 1 guy is still alive and the soul of melina is also still "alive" so it wasnt the ENTIRE lands in between

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>I-I wasn’t tricked by Le Jewish demon!!! It’s canon okay?????!????
lol

>1 guy
Who said that? It's literally a new godless age, without all this rune bullshit.

when they buffed DMG in patch 1.04.

you did
the mc

Literal words of three fingers:
> All that there is came from the One Great.
> Then came fractures, and births, and souls.
> But the Greater Will made a mistake.
> Torment, despair, affliction. Every sin, every curse.
> Every one, born of the mistake.
> And so, what was borrowed must be returned.
> Melt it all away, with the yellow chaos flame.
> Until all is One again.

Why are blue chicks always hot?
Twileks, asari, the two hoes from farscape, andorians, chiss, trance gemini it just goes on and on.

>MC is alive.
Your MC got taken over by Shabriri and the frenzy flame, you aren't there anymore. And
>giving a shit about melina

3 Fingers are schoolshooter tier cringe.
Like just watch some NGE or whatever and figure out that pain is an essential part of life.

>Le dark souls cinematic universe

>chiss

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