Saints Row

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ditching the existing cast for their oc doughnut steels and the randumb aside, the customization at the very least looks decent
Its pretty stupid they act like its new though

The only thing I remember about this dumpster fire was the botted replies from the marketing department flooding the video's comments with seemingly innocuous yet blatantly artificial discourse. Marketers and their obsession with focus groups and keywords lmao

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Their entire budget probably went to customization.

Its beyond cringe and out of touch. I remember seeing a video with the devs and the story is about a group of people trying to pay their college debt and they turn to crime... it's something a room full of trust fund douche nozzles would come up with and think is cool

Gonna wait until my game store has it, I pilfered a key to their storage so I can enter it after closing time. Security is pretty lacking in there but in the main lobby there's cameras and shit.

>risking arrest over a piece of shit

shit trailer, but SR has always had a huge variety of customization. never played the series past 2, but I remember customizing my character, car, and gang members pretty extensively.

SR1 was jank as fuck dude. SR2 got the traction it did because it felt more like a SA spiritual successor than GTA4 when they decided to go dark and edgy

He's got that storage key to steal more than just one key and he obviously doesn't want to work at that place anyway. So no he's not risking it for that one stupid game

Gee, you guys think this is a shill thread?
>youtube link in the OP
>reddit spacing
>promo art

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Because they saw that SR2, which was sillier than SR1, was well received. They assumed that what people liked was the over the top silliness and since memes and lolsorandom are easier to do than goofiness juxtaposed against a serious and sometimes dark crime story, they're putting all their hack cards in the former.

This, who's "mad" about saints row in 2022

fuck i actually need to buy one of these for my garden
thanks user 4 the reminder

>looks even worse than 3&4
you must be blind as fuck

faggots still trying to cry about this game

make a cute girl and put her in a g string all of you faggots can cry about trannys all you want

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i know retards on here will bitch about shills or some shit but here is some stuff from the ask me anything

The game doesn't feature wear styles for all clothing, but we have different options like rolled sleeves, or open shirts (What does that means? Fixed clothing instead of how it was in SR2?)

No more Image as Designed, you can customize your character from your phone anytime for free.

Clothing items must be earned or purchased in order to appear in your wardrobe.

Walking styles are in the form of emotes which can actually blend together. The arms performing an emote while walking. Emotes are also at stores in the city so you can continue to grow your options. Emotes will cause responses from people in the world.

If you still had doubts, no full nudity in the game. Tops yes, bottoms no. Those will use a censor.

Tattoos are slot based, so you get to pick amongst slots on your body (you cannot place them anywhere).

Crib customization: The HQ has the fixed locations inside (Floors/Walls) and outside where you can add all the items you find. Over 100. The structure will go through 3 different states throughout the game as the Saints grow.

You can turn off the UI completely.

The size of HUD elements can be scaled up or down, and reticle sizes and highlight colors can be changed as well. It is possible to adjust the reticle size, style and color including turning them off. You can use a dot to aim. You can turn off health bars.

Customizable boats and helicopters: The HQ has a boat dock, and the helipad would be where you'd soup up your chopper.

You can customize your lieutenants from multiple presets, not fully customization.

You get to "activate" 10 crew and 10 vehicle options, 20 total combination of crew/vehicles. "

You can take branded vehicles like taxis and police cars into customization and remove the signs, icons and headlights to get it down to the base vehicles.

There's a playlist app on your phone to enjoy music wherever you are.

>>reddit spacing
Your newfag is showing.

This game offers the widest range of body size in terms of skinny and large that they have ever created.

You will be able to set a Favorite vehicle that's already parked for you at the HQ and it will also be available near you before a mission starts.

The game have fast travel locations across the map that the player can spawn to.

Garage limits have been increased compared to previous games.

Currently no body piercings, but would love to add some in the future.

No spinners in the game, but they're looking to bring those back in the near future and other rim types.

You cannot eat or smoke. The player can regen health in combat, and the player can also do finishers against enemies to regain health.

You cannot change the pitch of the characters voice like SRIV, but they say it would be cool to bring back for sure.

No different fighting styles.

No cheats, but they know it is demanded by players.

You cannot use people as body shields.

Typical, destroy your series' soul just to appeal to a fraction of the public who probably won't even buy the game

>Like a boss
I'm sure a meme song from 2008 will help them with their image of being trendy.
Who is in charge of their P.R. for fuck sake?

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Gen Xers trying to appeal to zoomers. As always with marketing, a decade behind the times and woefully awkward about it

I don't think these comments are real. Scroll through a bit and you will see dozens of comments just like this, all looking like they were constructed out of some kind of ad lib system and remixed against each other. Its very weird.

yes you tell them the only good ones are the ones talking about sjw and woke right hahahahaha

>floaty unsatisfying poorly made janky gta clone unfunny reddit humor bullshit
>OH NO THEY TOOK MY FLOATY UNSATISFYING POORLY MADE JANKY GTA CLONE UNFUNNY REDDIT HUMOR BULLSHIT AND PUT IN 2022 LIBERAL POLITICS OH NOOOOO HURRRRRRRR

saints row was always shit

no shit the fuck up saints row was always a super gritty and realistic game Yea Forums told me so

If the game doesn't have any metal its trash. SR2 had the best playlist for metalheads.

>No cheats
No Evil Cars
No Super Explosions
No Low Gravity
No Angry Peds
No buy from me.

They managed the impossible and appealed to neither the SR1/2 fans, nor the SR3/4 fans.

did you read the rest of the post kiddo?

This is gonna be great

>left

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GTA San Andreas ¾

if you would like to be even more mad they insulted fans when there was a backlash.

sounds like shit

>Leaning harder on the customization aspect, like it's going to be a replacement for Second Life or some shit instead of just improving overall story, combat, and mission quality
>Trying to show off as many memes as they possibly can in 1 fucking video
I am mildly disgusted, but also slightly curious. Just to see if they can come back after the pure mediocrity of Agents of Mayhem.
>Dude, Shrek lol

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And fucking damnit, I just realized the game is already shit by default.
>Epic Exclusive on PC

Your fag is showing. Now suck on deez.

what'd they say

Why?

The problem with modern Saints Row is that it's marketed as wild and edgy but it's the most safe and inoffensive game that you could possibly make.

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Saint's row is like the most flanderized game series. 1 and 2 had a ton of wacky shit, but it also had a lot of serious shit too. 3 basically turned the saints into marvel heroes instead of a gang and it fucking sucks.

Like the whole point of freckle bitches is that it's a crude parody of wendy's. What's the goddamn point of this? What's the goddamn joke?

Millennial amerimutt culture is neither goofy, zany nor edgy.

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Yeah

serious question
is there freckle bitches porn..?

I would have been interested 6 or 7 years ago. But now it just feels completely dated. Cool, you can make your character the way you want, and then? What is the difference between this game and GTA5, Watch Dogs, Far Cry, Saints Row 3 and 4?

it doesn't look that bad to me honestly, but i have no doubts that most of the customisation will be locked behind endless paywalls

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