How can I become more like Solid Snake?

How can I become more like Solid Snake?

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kill ur dad

I dress daily in basic fatigues or flecktarn now trying to be snake, I also have a sort of mel gibson in lethal action haircut to pair with it

kill your dad, kill your dad lookalike, kill your brothers, get cucked for being old, try to kill yourself and then die of old age.

-Move to a shack in the middle of nowhere, Alaska.
-Repeat the last word of what anyone says to you as a question.
-Take up smoking.
-Flirt with Chinese girls on the phone while you're supposed to be doing your job.

You can't. He is a fictional video game character.
Alternatively sneak your way into Ukraine and be soldier man following your own agenda.

sounds comfy to me

be genetically engineered to be 6 feet tall, handsome, and 160+ IQ

Just get all the recessive genes because that's how biology works.

Have you ever killed an Abrams tank with grenades yes or no
Have you ever killed an Abrams tank with grenades yes or no

join the marines

No
No

Yes. Join the marines or the army and go infantry.
You can be just like Metal Gear Snake.
Especially if you go full operator, you can be just like Snake.

I skipped every cutscene, but I think you need to buy a pair of jeans or something.

marines because snake was originally from there for max experience

Grow a mullet

stealth bump

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Be extremely autistic over weapons and stoic in regards to women.

>smoke cigs like every cool guy
>lift and train CQC
>echo words like a tard
>build up your autismo pain tolerence
>have 1 bro with a secret bro handshake
>do the right thing even if you have to suffer

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No, both Naked Snake and Solid Snake were Army.

start smoking

repeat words from other people

>A tard?!

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That's Naked Snake.

Strong male role models for the youngsters to look up to in vidya like Snake are a dying breed. Now most everything that comes out wants you to kneel and look up to the niggers and tra;nnies.

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Naked snake? Huh?

is this actually a good workout or not
>t. fat who wishes to be /fit/

if you're fat you should start doing cardio or you'll become strongfat

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Learn ham radio

We can tell other people about...having faith.

Didn't they make an entire game about how that's not a good idea?

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I think so yes... It was called MGS4

Solid is the only real man in the series, one you should try to be. Everyone else is a schizo or a retard.

Lift weights and go on a calorie deficit ignore all tards that say to do cardio only

It's entry level or even just a warm-up at best. If you want to lose weight, do cardio. If you want to be strong, lift weights.

Raiden and amstrong are the only real men of the series

faggot secondary

cardio and lifting are both important. Run on your off days, do a legit lifting program three days a week.

Cardio kills your gains, everyone I met irl who talked about the importance of cardio was a skellington with no gains. Gotta eat big to get big.

>t.fat
sticking to a diet is your chief concern, exercise is pretty negligible if you're still snacking between meals and gorging on extra helpings.

That workout is laughably bad. Ride a bike to loose weight and join a gym to get muscles, and as soon as you’re not obese anymore learn mma
That’s the closest you’ll get to solid snake without actually joining the army

Don't be Oscar Isaac.

If you can't reliably run a moderately long distance you might as well not bother with physical fitness at all.

bloatlord powerlifter>skeletal who can run 100km and do 100 pull ups

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by taking the vacc

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Imagine being an American

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Does this actually work

Just beat 3. Didn’t like it. 2 is still my favorite

How can I become more like Raiden?

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come on too strong to female fans

write a screenplay for watchmen that gets rejected and become bitter.

Don't do this! this workout creates mustard gas

become a fairy

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/smooch

I don't remember this

You can't outrun .45 ACP

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Join the military and start smoking.

Be a socially damaged sadist with protagonist syndrome.

Who is this?

No

Can’t shoot obesity though :^)

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