Finally, a game for us Disney Adults

Finally, a game for us Disney Adults.
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Can I buy this game and achieve my lifelong dream of marrying Jasmine?

>Those jeans
Instant indicator of an insufferable cunt.

Looks like Animal Crossing but worse.

Yes, womanchildren and söygirls do in fact exist.

Or as I like to call 'em, Disniggers.

when did america become such a consumerist shithole
all this brand and pop culture obsession, it's like religion to these people

>Sims but Disney
I'm going to install mods and get impregnated by Goofy.

HURRY UP

Name your roomate

Stitch

For some reason I thought this was an MMO

Just some weird farmville/sims shit for single moms

Looks like Animal Crossing, but not soulless.

>disney used to have kino games like the capcom nes games, aladdin, lion king, toy story 2
what went wrong? is it just because mobile games are much more profitable?

Since the 20's?

I unironically think this could be pretty cool. I need to see more but it honestly doesn't look like the usual soulless licensed garbage that you can tell no heart was put into its development from one glance.

But this is the 20's

I only care about it if I can have a three way with Chip & Dale

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so this is why Disney approved of the Verum Rex stuff, turns out that disney was planning their own game...

Wow this looks like pandering shit. Its like the "Force Awakens" of Dishit.

I think I pirated an unlimited copy of Disney Infinity and hated it, but I barely remember it. Spiderman had worse mechanics than a Lego game Spiderman. Does anyone remember it well enough to confirm that it sucked?

>Freemium F2P game
Droped

>Wow this looks like pandering shit.
No Disney has never pandered.

zero gameplay. 100% trailer. when you hide the gameplay its a bad sign. is disney going to milk there single mom whales like the japs do? gagagagambling gotcha

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The removal of religion leaves the void open in people for idols.

>there

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She's 16 you sicko

>fandom
fans
fanboys
the fanbase
why the fuck did tumblr have to make fans a "fandom" like it's some fucking club

Tower of Terror is the only good ride in the entire Magic Kingdom. There's literally nothing else to do for Disney Adults to do there other than eat overpriced food.

>Disney Adults.

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Yeah but I've wanted her as my wife since I was like 6.

Wizard 101 looking good.

Dibs on Nick Wilde

>is it just because mobile games are much more profitable?
Guess so
>what went wrong?
They don't give a shit anymore can't be helped

It’s funny to think third worlders besmirch Americans for being ignorant all while being so educationally and historically left in the dark. The fucking Flintstones used to have commercials advertising cigarettes to people back in the days of black-and-white television (you know, when your country didn’t have any at all).

Gay

Star Wars started it

Nick is the straight choice though. Bogo is the super gay one.

Can I fuck the lions or the Dalmatians? Stitch is also acceptable.

Disney is shifting towards catering to nostalgiafags that grew up in the disney bubble because they know that the global population that can still spend money will become older and won't have as many kids as before so they need to capitalize on the aging sheltered millennial market that has disposable income.

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Robin Hood

Triple D if allowed. Deja Vu if I have to pick one.

What are your thoughts on the new trailer for their movie?

I am not playing a game made for groomers

Seek professional mental help

1920, actually now that i think about it the late 50s would be a better date whit all of the cold war paranoia and the capitalism vs comunism stuff.

No, I'd still say the 20s. Rampant consumerism to fill the WWI void was that era's defining feature, with a brief pause for the depression. Then we had fucking Donald Duck shilling war bonds in WWII leading into the 50s stuff you're talking about.

You fags played Kingdom Hearts, it's the same thing.

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MATING PRESS WITH MY ROOMMATE OFFICER JUDY HOPPS

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Yeah, when I was fucking 12 and then I laughed at everyone that played any of them into adulthood.

>use my Mickey bux for a gacha date ticket
>hope to get jasmine
>belle is fine too
>get ursula
>she spends the whole spaghetti dinner laughing and making fish puns

Did you know ursula was almost voiced by a drag queen? I know because she wouldn’t shut up about it. Meanwhile, fucking Gaston took out Jasmine in front of me

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>voiced by
Ursula's entire appearance and character was based on the drag queen Divine. In the movie s/he literally kills a chicken on screen and has sex with it and there is a scene of him/her taking a shit on stage. Both real.

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Was Capitalism a mistake?

Goofy grooming huey duey and louie

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Is there dating?

Alice!!!

Mufasa or Scar, depending on who I can get

Where the fuck is Figment?

Take it from me user, there's girls liking Disney, and then girls who are far too into that shit into their 20s....massive red flag...so much time wasted, but a lesson learnt

Fuck it and get out

Can you fuck Belle?

>when did america become such a consumerist shithole

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