My alarm goes off in 3 hours

Could you be late in the same sense? Time keeping must had been way more imprecise. Nowadays you can't arrive at 08:01 for example

Women

There are only two ways to have a comfortable life with passive income - either you are born wealthy, or you have incredible luck (winning the powerball). I don’t like spending my 9-5 in front of a computer screen, but my life would be significantly worse if I were homeless.

how does your brain work?

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Poor Robot Man

All of this was preventable, guy just didn't care.

>be unemployed cos health problems
well i feel like shit too brother

he actually severely damaged his back in a stunt long ago fucking up his bosy forever

its hard to keep a good fitness regiment if your backs fucked

He also got sexually assaulted by a hollywood kike

he worked very hard, so hard it fucked his body forever... but it's ok because he made a lot of money... and then gave a lot of it to his beautiful wife.. who fucked him over even more and left him sad and alone.
the perfect wagie life

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alimony

He aged naturally and didn't get work done unlike many other celebrities who desperately cling to youth. A lot of older people were probably beautiful when they were younger too. Not many have genetics for a graceful aging.

>forget to set alarm before bed
>never wake up
>die from starvation while sleeping
WOOOOOW DOOOOOD

I'm starting my new job as a detective at the police in three weeks. Hopefully it's as cool as it sounds.

Unga bunga me have dinosaur buddy wake me up out of my rock bed.

are you stupid? they started to work as soon as the sun came up and stopped when night came, its that easy

Why did you post this here

You'd be less miserable if you stopped staring at a digital screen for 9 hours a day and had a regular sleep schedule, y'know

so long as you don't end up sending your fellow anons into prison we are golden

2 hours here, op. at least i have medicinal meth to get me through the day. they're extended release and take just about two hours to kick in so i'll just pop one before bed, simple as. i'm sure this is a sustainable way to live

Because it's a job thread?

Don't forget to dance for us, wagie.

Video games, btw.

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>1,000 years ago
Slavery. Didn't have to worry about alarm clocks, because you'd either be working, passed out from exhaustion, or dead.

you could easily live off passive income by building up real estate to rent out

the eternal vagina

>famous multi millionaire sex icon
>still gets eternal vagina'd

You can't win.

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His baldness was preventable?

>giving a fuck about the people that use this website

>need to work in two hours
>was at the bar for the past four hours
This is going to be fun.

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he became a bill from king of the hill. could have been a chad but the woman sucked the life out of him and his money.

dusk till dawn, also weekends didn't exist

bro your finasteride?

yes, you are the only people i interact with on a daily basis, i would be lying to myself if i said i didn't care for you at all

Yes they did, sunday is church day

>medicinal meth

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>spending 9 hours not looking at a digital screen
>life is still miserable but now i don't have anything to distract myself.

Get a fucking job

>Be neet who gets reduced bills like for Con Ed, government pays for all my insurance and get food stamps
>Also medical transport and reduced public transport fares

Yea Forums actually fools people into thinking getting a job is somehow better or more fulfilling than staying home and relaxing 24/7

Only people who need to be occupied with busywork are normies who cant stand not socializing with other people all the time and need to constantly go to parties or hang out or whatever

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Not that user, but it would be nice to even afford a home. There is no way this market is healthy for the long run.
Just got to plan your time off work carefully. Get your chores and needs done first then you can spend time on hobbies. Harder said than done though right?

Sleep for like 30 minutes or you're gonna be totally useless
Or call in, nigga. Better to have them think you're an alcoholic piece of shit than you show up half drunk and make it a fact

life will be miserable anyways.

That only postpones it, plus it gives you erectile problems

Real estate is not passive income. Especially when you're just starting out.

You will never have a girlfriend or wife
You will never go on vacations
You will never have social status
You will never have offline friends
You will never have kids
You will never have have exciting experiences

ancient romans had the concept of division of time, AM and PM, seasonal changes in amount of light, etc. already done thousands of years ago. there were public calendars, sundials, water clocks, etc. you awoke with the sun and the idyllic chickens cock a doodle dooing with the sunrise. you had a routine based on the civil day. please go outside and visit a museum sometime.

Don't be like that, you are a part of us

>Finally find a job I like and can live off of after 4+ years of depression and job bouncing
>Repairing Electronics in a franchise
>Owners are kinda meh but its rewarding work.
>Glad to see people smile if I can get their data back from destroyed shit
>Owners start selling device insurance via home company
>Owners get obsessed with selling it because they get bonuses
>Pushing insurance sales really hard instead of repairs
>Owners sell out to corporate
>Insurance sales are pushed even harder
>Bunch of people leave
>Stay because I enjoy repairs
>Start getting yelled at because I'm not good at selling insurance
>It gets worse
>Job on the line because I'm not a sales person and focus on repairs
>Contemplate suicide instead of risking falling into another 4+year depression
What are some simple games that I can forget life with, things like Meadow on steam. Exploration preferred

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>boo hoo I'm incapable of happiness
>please offer me solutions to my problems so I can tell you how they won't work
>this is how I confirm to myself that I might as well be a piece of shit my whole life

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in the good old dirty old town factory days you'd have to come to the factory on sunday afternoon. henry ford introduced the concept of giving everybody 2 days off a week. hence why everybody wanted to work for him.

he looks fine other than being fat and losing hair

relax, it's just vyvanse, which is actually just a regular good old fashioned amphetamine

>staring at a digital screen for 9 hours a day
But that's my job.

bad idea. sleep cycles are usually between 70-100 mins, sleep less than that and you will be even more tired.
try to sleep 1 hour and half and you will be fine.

>at job interview
>"so, what did you do before this?"

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Lel

This may sound incredible to you but back in the day people went to bed when it got dark and woke up when it got bright.

Are you retards for real? This is the direct result of being an alcoholic. Blame the stress, the wife, the career, the stunts blame the whole universe but the booze. He looks this way only AND ONLY because of heavy drinking. That's it.

WHAT A LIFE
based

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>my [family member] has been ill so I took some time off work to look after them
This is my go-to. It's a valid excuse and they won't want to press you on it out of politeness.

>work some shitty warehouse job
>don't do shit all day and troll all my superiors
>they can't fire me because euro laws
>only way i could get fired is to punch someone in the face or steal something
wagecucks are the worst, neets are even worse. just become a saboteur and bask in the hatred from those cunts who take pride in being slaves

he has a leading role in the next scorsese flick and doesn't have to pay alimony anymore

he'll be fine

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Take marketing and sales courses either irl or on udemy.

>another retard that thinks just because he owns a home it means that it is GUARANTEED income
i have no sympathy for the plight of the landlord

>No GF or wife

Im good enjoying my life and not having to take care of someone else, if i need to fuck someone i could just do that instead

>No vacations

Dont care about travel especially when i dont socialize

>No social status

Do i get social credit too?

>No offline friends

If anybody wants to come hang out theyre welcome to they coincidentally are struggling with their jobs and relationships and shitty families

>No kids

Nobody wants kids anymore

>No exciting experiences

Well i guess you got me there but i like walking to the botanical garden and being at peace

he trusted women.
call me a chud or an incel but its true and you gotta stop lying to yourself

so he became a bill from the king of the hill. all he's missing is drinking buddies in a alley.

bitch of an ex-wife

There's nothing worse than a loser rationalizing his genuinely shit life on a shitty anime website. I'm not even gonna tell you to go get these things or do anything but can you please, just shut the fuck up. It's beyond depressing reading your posts. At least when people like you don't post shit like this, there's some semblance of hope for our youth. At least in one area in your life stop being a little bitch and shut the fuck up with your retarded cope.

>You will never have a girlfriend or wife
>You will never go on vacations
>You will never have social status
>You will never have offline friends
>You will never have kids
>You will never have have exciting experiences
I've been working full time for 5 years and I don't have any of these.

Normalfags uppity